someone from ILX posted a personal ad on craig's list

Tuomas?

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/7/2009/11/500x_clpersonal.jpg

yo check another forum, burt stanton got banned from here

Er, people besides ilxors have heard of the Mountain Goats. Or is there some other veiled ilx ref I'm missing?

this is bound for a locking, but, come on, tuomas gets all the ass he can handle

the no fat chicks thing?

genesis p.orridge might refer to this as "occulture"

this note should be exposed to full sophie calle style reinterpretation

Daddy's bar in Williamsburg. No buy backs, a snobby crowd devoid of any sexual energy whatsoever (hipsters are afraid of adult sexuality, you can tell by the way they call each other "kids" and play childhood games like kickball), and bartenders who act very inconvenienced if you order the hot dogs they offer.

-- thirdalternative, Wednesday, May 7, 2008 1:30 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

Yeah, this doesn't sound very ILX-ish to me. And the only thing that sounds anything like Tuomas is the fact that the dude is vegan and into gender theory.

snap, xp

inconvenient hot dogs down the hallway

what is a buy back

sorry to be one of those faux naif question asker guys

A buyback is a way of convincing an alcoholic he's actually saving money by drinking.

Ask Chicago Kevin.

xp lol

i read gawker too

this is bound for a locking, but, come on, tuomas gets all the ass he can handle

― goole, Tuesday, 24 November 2009 18:09 (8 minutes ago)

^^^ this - Tuomas is the last ILXor who'd post a personal ad.

haha 3rdalt owned

max, you have posted and reposted that daddy's post many times, something about it must have really bothered you.

yeah, max

the ad is pretentious and yeah a little precious but hey they're only 21, I'm sure I was just as deep in my insecure foxhole at that age as this person is- seems to me that if you frontload a personal ad with tons of snobbery it kind of just looks like defensiveness, in which case, don't put up a personal ad in the first place, I reckon.

Can someone find that great burt stanton meltdown post that's just this long string of random hipster signifiers and jargon?

someone should answer this ad and show up to punch him in the nose

Can someone find that great burt stanton meltdown post that's just this long string of random hipster signifiers and jargon?

― Bay-L.A. Bar Talk (Hurting 2), Tuesday, November 24, 2009 1:21 PM (23 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yesss i love this post

Billyburg, trucker cap, skinny jeans,The Strokes, PBR, Union Pool, Sparks, vegan, free-range tofu, "originally from Boston", Vassar, SVA, Pratt, Barnard, Oberlin, Sarah Lawrence, Greenpoint, Bushwick, and the "other" other hoods, X of the word "iron", "art loft", X = the ,urg, ther hoothStrts (non-Western), booth" otcap, skinny jeans,The Strokes, PBR, Union Pookes, = the new Williamsburg (aka Billyburg), offensol, Sparks, dively incorrect usePirBR, Union Poarks, diveat shoes Billybs, X = the nrucker vegtofu Greenpoint, Bushwick, w L train, trust funds, track bikest use, plaid shol, Sp, "origand ew Williamsburg (aka sively incorrec of the worad n", "art loft", X = tneinally from Boston", Vassar, SVA, Pratt, Barnarde "other" Billyburg), offenotcaerp, skinny jeans,The an, "irofree-rnge , Oberlin, Sarah Lawrencehe new L train, trust funds, track bikes, plaid shirts (non-Western), boat shoes

-- burt_stanton, Sunday, March 16, 2008 7:33 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― max, Sunday, March 16, 2008 10:38 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i like this post because its like burt_stanton.bot broke and is spewing out all the gobbledegook about hipsters that was programmed into him by his evil master

― max, Sunday, March 16, 2008 10:39 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yeah it was like the part in wargames where the computer plays itself over and over again and goes faster and faster. "It's learning."

― Hurting 2, Sunday, March 16, 2008 10:50 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I thought it was funny, and funnier still how it makes people defensive. Learn to laugh at yourself, it's a good quality to have.

i do like the title-as-ref, then saying that it's a ref, then giving it away. i hate u all plz call now!!

nobody here is defensive

the libtards hate sarah palin because they're AFRAID of her!!

thankig u max

plaid shirts (non-Western)

lol'n so hard here

Learn to laugh at yourself, it's a good quality to have.

http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w274/willzweigart/the_more_you_know.jpg

plaid shirts (non-Western)

lol'n so hard here

― Lamp, Tuesday, November 24, 2009 1:25 PM Bookmark

yeah I think that's my favorite. That or "originally from Boston"

i miss burt_stanton

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