"when it comes to a dried sunflower head, my chickens exercise extreme caution"

this chicken story is funny to me

I got to help take care of my friend's chickens over the weekend. God, if they aren't the dumbest birds of all time. They reminded me of guinea pigs in intelligence, behavior, and the noises they make. Two perfect examples of animals that could never fucking make it in the wild after all these centuries of domestication.