Most Disgusting Savages: the POLL, Part I

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over its years of service, ilx has successfully identified many species of disgusting savages. but which is the MOST?

(this is by necessity a partial survey of our findings. part 2 will come another day.)

Poll Results

OptionVotes
the "polyamorous" 7
house republicans 7
mbas 4
lazio fans 3
people who use the phrase "darling husband" or its abbreviation on the internet 3
ppl who vote jen over angelina 3
ade langston thread title biters 3
banksy 2
people gathering outside the home of balloon boy 2
boys 2
people with any kind of beard that is not a full beard 2
people who can't be in front of a camera without pulling a face 2
chinese ppl 2
people who eat arbys 2
swiss ppl 2
chimpanzees 2
british people (aka britishes) 2
people in the media who are fans of the wire 1
machine elves of the forth dimension 1
the united states postal service 1
"legendary" college bb/fb coaches 1
raider fans 1
catholic ppl 1
collection agencies 1
people who pick zodiac as the best david fincher film 1
irish people 1
restaurant critics 1
mlb umpires 1
Monica Belucci, Tilda Swinton, Debra Winger, and other supporters of Roman Polanski 1
canadian ppl 1
audiophiles 0
people who drink and drive 0
anyone who would eat that thing 0
ppl who brake at red lights 0
people talking about "the terribleness of plums" 0
cowardly people 0
arts admin ppl 0
sex bloggers 0
people who eat meat on fridays at any time of year 0
patrons at the bar across the street who kept waking up tremendoid's daughter 0
ebay shucksters 0
sartorialist commenters 0
foodies 0
poor ppl 0
subway customers 0
icelanders 0
cuban people 0
coffee slurpers 0
people who pee in the shower 0
people who pronounce grocery in any way other than gross-ree 0


hellzapoppa (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 18:59 (sixteen years ago)

house republicans
sex bloggers
the "polyamorous"

^one of these

jØrdån (omar little), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 19:01 (sixteen years ago)

Tell me about these 'machine elves'.

l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 19:01 (sixteen years ago)

I'm sticking with people who eat arbys

鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 19:02 (sixteen years ago)

i'm leaning toward "darling husband"

hellzapoppa (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 19:02 (sixteen years ago)

machine elves of the fourth dimension are clearly the least disgusting of all

鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 19:02 (sixteen years ago)

ppl who vote jen over angelina
ppl who vote jen over angelina
ppl who vote jen over angelina

DavidM, Wednesday, 25 November 2009 19:02 (sixteen years ago)

house republicans
sex bloggers
the "polyamorous"

Actually, I believe we're not far off from the moment when all three of these terms are synonymous.

l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 19:03 (sixteen years ago)

"foodies" is pretty compelling

omaha deserved 311 (call all destroyer), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 19:03 (sixteen years ago)

how did balloon boy's parents not get nommed

mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 19:03 (sixteen years ago)

behead those who vote the british tbhimo

mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 19:04 (sixteen years ago)

polyamorous sex blogger eric cantor

jØrdån (omar little), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 19:04 (sixteen years ago)

lazio fans. although i can't stand people who can't be in front of a camera without pulling a face either

sonderangerbot, Wednesday, 25 November 2009 19:10 (sixteen years ago)

went with ultras, although sex bloggers a close second.

liverpolol da don (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 19:13 (sixteen years ago)

went with the "polyamorous", but sex bloggers, and people who can't be in front of a camera without pulling a face were close seconds. too bad nobody mentioned Yelpers in this context.

Buck Utah (rockapads), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 19:17 (sixteen years ago)

pretty much this:

ade langston thread title biters

♪♫(●̲̲̅̅̅̅=̲̲̅̅̅̅●̲̅̅)♪♫ (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 19:17 (sixteen years ago)

mbas

Anyone who votes otherwise is a disgusting savage.

she is writing about love (Jenny), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 19:18 (sixteen years ago)

people who are polyamorous are like IRL sex bloggers

jØrdån (omar little), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 19:19 (sixteen years ago)

chimps are pretty disgusting, also savage

NAKES HAVE THE STAPLES IN THEM (jjjusten), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 19:21 (sixteen years ago)

people who are polyamorous are like IRL sex bloggers

― jØrdån (omar little), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 19:19 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yeah but at least they keep it to themselves (and partners).

liverpolol da don (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 19:25 (sixteen years ago)

i've met several polyamorous folks and they will inevitably at a certain point say something that will lead to you asking a question which will result in an answer along the lines of, "well actually...i am in an open relationship/polyamorous" *raises eyebrow*

jØrdån (omar little), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 19:27 (sixteen years ago)

yeah it's the self-identification part that pisses me off the most

Buck Utah (rockapads), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 19:32 (sixteen years ago)

they should really wear some sort of patch

鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 19:41 (sixteen years ago)

Or a big, red "P."

she is writing about love (Jenny), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 19:43 (sixteen years ago)

darling husband just ahead of polyamorous

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 20:12 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Wednesday, 2 December 2009 00:01 (sixteen years ago)

Oh, boys are the worst.

I HEART CREEPY MENS (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 00:44 (sixteen years ago)

hahahaha ~this~ guy is lucky this poll wasn't started now

a. cole, u thic (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 00:46 (sixteen years ago)

people with any kind of beard that is not a full beard

harbl, Wednesday, 2 December 2009 01:18 (sixteen years ago)

voted swiss ppl

a. cole, u thic (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 01:20 (sixteen years ago)

harbl is a blatant anti-semite

bnw, Wednesday, 2 December 2009 01:22 (sixteen years ago)

people who eat at arbys

shower urinators, zodiac pickers, plum haters and boys close behind

a dimension that can only be accessed through self-immolation (contenderizer), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 01:23 (sixteen years ago)

the "polyamorous" ftw

electrical audio's sm57 (electricsound), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 01:23 (sixteen years ago)

haha i wasn't thinking of jews or abraham lincoln at all

harbl, Wednesday, 2 December 2009 01:26 (sixteen years ago)

can't split foodies and lazio fans

sonderborg, Wednesday, 2 December 2009 01:56 (sixteen years ago)

not enough sympathy for tremendoid's daughter on this thread.

hellzapoppa (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 02:19 (sixteen years ago)

I fall under like five of these categories.

Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, 2 December 2009 02:39 (sixteen years ago)

let me guess you are a house republican

harbl, Wednesday, 2 December 2009 02:47 (sixteen years ago)

"legendary" college bb/fb coaches

^ underrated choice

things that make you go (hmmmm), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 03:42 (sixteen years ago)

imo

things that make you go (hmmmm), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 03:42 (sixteen years ago)

i agree totally

omaha deserved 311 (call all destroyer), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 03:49 (sixteen years ago)

lol tipsy i'm her dad, what's one more indignity

hubble bubble bubble space telescope (tremendoid), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 05:25 (sixteen years ago)

had to go with USPS

those fuckers

DAN P3RRY MAD AT GRANDMA (just1n3), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 05:36 (sixteen years ago)

i enjoy picturing faces representing each of these categories all gathered together and marching hand-in-hand down main street in an incredibly revolting Parade of the Loathed (non-Juggalo edition)

anyway went with irish ppl, never really been a fan

iiiijjjj, Wednesday, 2 December 2009 05:40 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Thursday, 3 December 2009 00:01 (sixteen years ago)

i think we can pretty fairly conclude that polyamorous house republicans are the most disgusting savages of all. truth!

hellzapoppa (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 3 December 2009 00:08 (sixteen years ago)

sex bloggers ended up with 0, lol

wonder who other 'swiss ppl' voter was

a. cole, u thic (acoleuthic), Thursday, 3 December 2009 00:11 (sixteen years ago)

I want to know who the other three people who voted mbas were so we can start a listserv to talk about why mbas are disgusting savages.

she is writing about love (Jenny), Thursday, 3 December 2009 03:18 (sixteen years ago)


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