Partying while broke. Gimme some strategies.

Here's the deal. I'm a student at Florida State University. Had to leave town for a bit to live Mommy and Daddy. Have no money- fillin' out applications at local restaurants blah blah. Broke as a goddamn joke. Living in Miami. This week is Art Basel. A lot of art, noise, and women. I want to indulge. I want to have a good time. I want to get drunk. I want to get laid. Tell me the best way to be a hyena. A scavenger. How do I make this work without the funds? Help me ILM.
By the way, I'm not typically without money. I'm no mooch. Special circumstances that's all.

BEST 40 OZ OF MALT LIQUOR

Oh yes, don't worry. I'm going down that route. Fuck it, maybe even Steel Reserve.

hit up bros for +1s? pretend to be a pr hack and scam guest list to open bar events? fake media accreditations? ive always found if you show up @ things halfway through and look confident/like u just came back from having a smoke u can waltz right into a lot of things

also flirt shamlessly

A) dress to kill
B) act like you own the place
C) say that you know ilxor "philtwo" who will be at all the coolest Art Basel parties

there ya go!

everything is free during art basel so be cool

black label.

also meth

All good ideas...barring the meth? Nah, fuck it- I'm young, that too! Just rsvp'd into a South Beach hotel shindig with Dr. Dre and Peanut Butter Wolf. Plus, free booze. Play it cool. Play it cool.