itt a strange LOL asks if you saw the EXCELSIOR on that one

itt a strange lol asks if you saw the excelsior on that one

― cantus in memory of benjamin bratt (omar little), Wednesday, December 2, 2009 6:41 PM (28 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

the man is a king

oh dear

yeah um... hmm.

XD

too soon?

¯\(°_o)/¯

we have to complain about if for about forty posts no matter what, respect the tradition.

LOL this f***ing EXCELSIOR for christs sake btw

is this where i post about pizza?

time becomes a loop

a loop becomes a poop

there's a david foster wallace short story abt that

poops also often become loops

even a stopped EXCELSIOR is right two LOLs a day

The other day I was walking down bootleg row in downtown brooklyn and there was this barker yelling "Precious Precious Precious 2012 Precious, Precious Precious Ninja Assassin Precious Is This It Precious"

― Bay-L.A. Bar Talk (Hurting 2), Saturday, November 28, 2009 5:48 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hah ha A+ title!

WDYLLTMI?

.. from that post on. Obviously, it's from TMi so possibly nsfw

should there be a thread for dark thoughts one has had, that would not be matched in any way by reality?

― a. cole, u thic (acoleuthic), Thursday, December 3, 2009 9:54 AM

no

― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Thursday, December 3, 2009 9:54 AM

Very true. My shame tends to make me feel ashamed, and pretending that it doesn't is (I have learned) quite futile, if not counterproductive.

― Of course I want frosting. I'm a Scorpio. (kenan), Thursday, December 3, 2009 3:18 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

In a similar vein, my joy tends to make me feel joyful and my anger tends to make me feel angry.

― Huckabee Jesus lifeline (HI DERE), Thursday, December 3, 2009 3:34 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I don't even know what Aja is? Wasn't she an ILX poster? Tusk sounds kinda more familiar, but I couldn't tell what band it is by.

― Tuomas, Thursday, December 3, 2009 3:59 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

its like a giant tooth

― max, Thursday, December 3, 2009 4:00 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark

It's by Mastodon.

Was he an ILX poster?

Yeah. Big fuck-off hairy one, too.

THIS IS THE THREAD WHERE WE SUM UP ILX CLUSTERFUCK THREADS SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO READ THEM.

what gear didn't say was that he'd been completely otm on that thread, but he didn't have to. he just gave us ultimate lols.

he's an all-time bro and supplier of lols.

i think the closer his marriage has gotten the more fully righteous he has become. iirc roxy had a similar streak at the tail-end of '08; there's always one who burns brighter this time of year (altho gbx is emerging as his sorta sidekick in brotmness)

not saying the thing you want to say has its own discreet pleasures

life of the lurker -_-

― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Friday, December 4, 2009 1:11 AM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lrka

― a. cole, u thic (acoleuthic), Friday, December 4, 2009 1:12 AM (23 minutes ago)

I suspect I'd best retire from this lack of discussion.

― Hey Jude, Saturday, December 5, 2009 4:42 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

nominations thread, dude! relax.

― caek, Saturday, December 5, 2009 4:56 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

dont make it bad

― max, Saturday, December 5, 2009 4:59 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

take a sad thread, make it better

― hellzapoppa (tipsy mothra), Saturday, December 5, 2009 5:06 PM (2 hours ago)

some jude

*thumbs up*

http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj2/Zin23/Bear-CartoonBearClapping.gif

:(

http://imgur.com/77c5m.gif

Worth reading: http://thejuggalog.tumblr.com/ (via maura)

― Elvis Telecom, Thursday, December 3, 2009 12:47 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Being on tour with ICP has completely lost it’s novelty. This is a dark, lost sub-culture. I never knew that it was possible for so many people across the country to collectively subject themselves to, and then proceed to justify such a lower standard of living. This is obviously a massive generalization, I know not every Juggalo is a uneducated, drug addicted, close-minded degenerate; but it sure is a lot of them.

― Drama Mama's and Papa's too! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, December 3, 2009 5:30 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

would have liked that if it was just funny pictured and insights not a constant stream of "WOW I AM SO ABOVE THIS."

― unclelukethic (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, December 3, 2009 6:14 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

pictures

― unclelukethic (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, December 3, 2009 6:14 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ya but it's sorta awesome that it seems to have totally broken him tho

― mod only knows who i'd ban without u (s1ocki), Thursday, December 3, 2009 6:37 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

He's just a little ways away from his Kurtz moment.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, December 3, 2009 6:59 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

the faygo... the faygo...

― Drama Mama's and Papa's too! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, December 3, 2009 6:15 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark

Z_S is a bit good at, like, gif sequences

I guess I'm just bad at remembering details. A while ago I realized I can't even remember my second girlfriend's name.
― Tuomas, Monday, December 7, 2009 12:14 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Pippi Longstocking
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Monday, December 7, 2009 12:14 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

No, I think it began with an E.
― Tuomas, Monday, December 7, 2009 12:17 PM (6 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Or maybe O?

― Tuomas, Monday, December 7, 2009 12:17 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Orgasm Longstocking

― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Monday, December 7, 2009 12:17 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

No, I think it began with an E.

So much raver love does.

― l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Monday, December 7, 2009 12:18 PM (50 seconds ago) Bookmark

has anyone ever actually met a homeless genius/enlightened spiritual mentor?

I hate this cliche

― unobtaintium (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, December 7, 2009 1:22 PM (13 minutes ago)

moondog

― omar little, Monday, December 7, 2009 1:23 PM (12 minutes ago)

omar you met moondog?!?

― unobtaintium (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, December 7, 2009 1:26 PM (8 minutes ago)

he was...my father

― omar little, Monday, December 7, 2009 1:32 PM (3 minutes ago)

Jordan:
real talk, i forget that i can comment on blogs

David:
lol

Jordan:
the sb has hardwired my mind so i feel like i'm locked out of every internet discussion forum

― unicorn strapped with a unabomb (deej), Monday, December 7, 2009 6:22 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

My mom used to ride the same bus as Moondog, apparently.

This starts off well, builds up, and then ends on a true high note:

---

My father, a master anecdotalist, used to entertain my brother and me when we were kids with his stories of catering movies as a teenager and young man in the late 70s and early 80s. "Can't Stop the Music" was one of those movies and some of the trivia and stories were repeated to me tonight. I'll post a few of them for your reading pleasure.

French producer Jacques Morali faced a security threat and eventually needed a personal bodyguard because he wouldn't stop, in broken English, propositioning crew members for sex. He apparently approached my father's catering truck and, after not answering the routine "chicken or steak" question, made an obscene sexual request which began "[french accent] well, actually, I would like...", which prompted his personal assistant to run over shouting "No, no, no!" and trying to defuse the situation before my dad and his-coworker could further understand what he was trying to say. The personal bodyguard was needed after Morali propositioned a teamster btw.

People would occasionally asks the question to the Village People of "so are you guys all gay?" which the VP would always respond with "Oh, no -- Felipe (the Indian) likes girls."

Though the wrap-party was at MGM and was one of those characteristically great Allan Carr parties, there was a San Fran concert scene that was notorious among the crew for its debauchery. My father caught the flu and didn't attend, but, apparently, it was something just short of a coke-fueled orgy. Keep in mind this is San Francisco in the summer of 1979 and they are filming the "YMCA scene" for the Allan Carr-produced 'Village People movie.'

During the YMCA scene, shot at the Glendale YMCA, Allan Carr had all the bodybuilders from the scene line up so he could pick his favorites out for later, undisclosed, purposes. "Things like that went on during the whole production..."

All the movies my dad worked were from the late 70s and early 80s they were almost all bombs. My favorite "It was the 1970s/early 80s, and I was young..." story involves a party that included Cheech and Chong, OJ and Nicole, and a member of the Eagles jamming with a midget on drums late into the night.

― Cunga, Monday, December 7, 2009 10:35 PM (6 minutes ago)

:D

what thread is that from?

I thought Felipe was the only gay Village Person!

Don't most movies "bomb"?

I thought Felipe was the only gay Village Person!

― what fun it is to reign & sing a Slayer song tonight (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, December 8, 2009 1:18 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

maybe that was the joke ;)

what thread is that from?

Village People - Can't Stop the Music (Film)

French producer Jacques Morali faced a security threat and eventually needed a personal bodyguard because he wouldn't stop, in broken English, propositioning crew members for sex. He apparently approached my father's catering truck and, after not answering the routine "chicken or steak" question, made an obscene sexual request which began "[french accent] well, actually, I would like...", which prompted his personal assistant to run over shouting "No, no, no!" and trying to defuse the situation before my dad and his-coworker could further understand what he was trying to say. The personal bodyguard was needed after Morali propositioned a teamster btw.

I somehow see Roberto Benigni in this role.

Just occurred to me that 'golf clap' has a sudden new connotation.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 8 December 2009 15:17 (1 hour ago) Bookmark

nice

Sometimes I wonder what gershy's been up to. Dude was always like "Revive!"

― ljagljana (kkvgz), 18 May 2010 20:39 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

maybe he'll come back from the dead someday ; )

― Guns, Computer, The Internet (harbl), 18 May 2010 20:40 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

So full of life...

― ljagljana (kkvgz), 18 May 2010 20:40 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

gershy clings to ILX tenaciously, like velcro

― coalition to me (acoleuthic), 18 May 2010 20:41 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

velkro?

― bee en u_u (bnw), 18 May 2010 21:42 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

it fucking infuriates me when someone explains the joke and gets excelsiored for it

I think you want the angry thread.

no because I was referring to the previous excelsior

you americans

No, see, I know what you were referring to, I just think it was a little on the angry side.

Oops! I just explained a joke.

gettin worked up about misexcelsiorisation over here

No, see, I know what you were referring to, I just think it was a little on the angry side.

Oops! I just explained a joke.

― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 12:18 (46 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

*throws fit of mock rage, laffs in secret*

Ah, so it's the last poster on a post that gets the Excelsior credit.

I didn't realise we was counting them...

Guys! Guys! The important thing is that gershy's back!

http://freepages.genealogy.rootsweb.ancestry.com/~elkridge/Grow_up_files/7%20croud%20in%20tent.jpg

eh it wasn't funny until someone explained ur joek lj. you should have gone with velkro imo.

Ah, so it's the last poster on a post that gets the Excelsior credit.

I didn't realise we was counting them...

There's a dry erase board right here. How did you miss it? It's huge and white and shiny!

Which, by the way, is also what she said. But that's completely beside the point.

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Walk around with a full-sized shovel over one shoulder all the time, and the world *really* wonders what you're up to.

http://img.maniadb.com/images/album/172/172437_1_f.jpg

btw this is something of a truth bomb:

in the future everything rapes you

― max, Wednesday, May 12, 2010 4:15 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

gershy clings to ILX tenaciously, like velcro

― coalition to me (acoleuthic), 18 May 2010 20:41 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

velkro?

― bee en u_u (bnw), 18 May 2010 21:42 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Wednesday, May 19, 2010 12:32 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

it fucking infuriates me when someone explains the joke and gets excelsiored for it

― coalition to me (acoleuthic), Wednesday, May 19, 2010 1:09 PM (43 minutes ago) Bookmark

idgi

is louis saying that him using the word "velcro" is funnie?

it seems so.

imo bnw deserves kudos for being lj's joke translator.

how is that even a joke?

what a horribly formed "excelsior"

I wasn't saying I should have been excelsiored; it was just a throwaway line I didn't expect to get a remark! But then someone explains it and it suddenly becomes excelsior material. I don't know what's going off out there etc

ok i'll spell this out 4u

lj is big HOOS

lets just be clear

it was not a funny joke when lj made it
it was not a funny joke when bnw explained it
excelsior is not really for funny jokes so who cares
but it is especially not for complaining about how you didnt get credit

excelsior is not really for funny jokes so who cares

excelsior is best when it is for funny jokes ok thank you

max I didn't want credit! I just didn't want it to look like I was oblivious to what I said until someone carefully teased the juice from the stone. this is darraghmac's fault and I curse him. I curse him with the power of a thousand megawatt spotlights. I curse him until his one of his toenails gets chipped.

commencing eye roll sequence

I CURSE HIM UNTIL HIS KNITTED NECKWEAR BEGINS TO UNRAVEL A BIT AND HIS INNOCENT SMOOTHIE GETS DRUNK BY A PASSING TOWN CRIER

omg i just checked and one of my toenails is totally chipped

driving home to check my woollens tbh, smoothie can rot

I didn't know smoothies could drink

guys, please go back to vikings and human centipedes; much more fertile ground.

because of all the fertiliser involved

Velkro centipede.

Going nowhere...

It's going to stick around for a while.

http://ansblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/train_accident-track.jpg

mods we can put this thread out of its misery?

we can, but a new one will be ruined for the first 50 posts no matter what (it's like a tradition now)

Q: what do you call a raven that tripped?

Fell crow

we have to complain about if for about forty posts no matter what, respect the tradition.

― Drama Mama's and Papa's too! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 23:48 (5 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Precious Precious Precious 2012 Precious, Precious Precious Ninja Assassin Precious Is This It Precious

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suggested title: it fucking infuriates me when someone explains the LOL and gets EXCELSIORed for it

good to see maggie thatcher still looking well

oh what's this about not nominating yourself for excelsior xp

just getting the ball rolling, I don't expect it to be that one

not nevering yourself

xxxxp
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The Human LOLipede: First EXCELSIOR