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囧 (dyao), Thursday, 3 December 2009 02:44 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZghNDNNTSM

囧 (dyao), Thursday, 3 December 2009 02:45 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJk78Rjc8og

囧 (dyao), Thursday, 3 December 2009 02:45 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8rlLG4lkBA

囧 (dyao), Thursday, 3 December 2009 02:45 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqFkYcjbF48

囧 (dyao), Thursday, 3 December 2009 02:45 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzGjbjUPVUo

囧 (dyao), Thursday, 3 December 2009 02:47 (fifteen years ago)

pen-spinning ppl rock, u shd poll them, not sure who i'd vote for as they all have class

rubik's cube speed-solvers are unreal

a. cole, u thic (acoleuthic), Thursday, 3 December 2009 02:50 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0iQ_0Cd9S8

囧 (dyao), Thursday, 3 December 2009 03:03 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kLBYsKckys

囧 (dyao), Thursday, 3 December 2009 03:04 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2cYWfq--Nw

Lamp, Thursday, 3 December 2009 03:54 (fifteen years ago)

these dont make me feel inadequate though it always makes me kinda joyful to c some1 display such mastery

Lamp, Thursday, 3 December 2009 03:54 (fifteen years ago)

like it makes me happy to think that there are all these clever, competent ppl out there even if i dont # among them and also that they can vidz of there xps and put them on the internet

Lamp, Thursday, 3 December 2009 03:55 (fifteen years ago)

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^^^
needs a disguise to play in most chuck e. cheeses

Bay-L.A. Bar Talk (Hurting 2), Thursday, 3 December 2009 04:30 (fifteen years ago)

pretty much any tv chef chopping vegetables. whoa.

Maria, Thursday, 3 December 2009 04:31 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQTS8wMnOpM

rent, Thursday, 3 December 2009 04:40 (fifteen years ago)

nice camera work Arnaud :)

jabba hands, Thursday, 3 December 2009 04:44 (fifteen years ago)

the end of that cards video where they're picking them out of each other's decks RULES

jabba hands, Thursday, 3 December 2009 04:44 (fifteen years ago)

this dude laughs at your rubik's cube solver

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GY6qdK2s-WM&feature=channel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_GjdBoirHU&feature=related

a. cole, u thic (acoleuthic), Thursday, 3 December 2009 20:12 (fifteen years ago)

done by a six year old

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eu77H6WLT1Y

mascara and pies (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 3 December 2009 20:16 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZN1puUwH0c

hey trader joe's! i've got the new steely dan. (Jordan), Thursday, 3 December 2009 20:27 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctphmIQa4ss

hey trader joe's! i've got the new steely dan. (Jordan), Thursday, 3 December 2009 20:29 (fifteen years ago)

Zach Hill's kickdrum technique. I'd have to dig to find a youtube of him that shows his foot.

sarahel, Thursday, 3 December 2009 20:33 (fifteen years ago)

rubix cube people freak me the fuck out

mascara and pies (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 3 December 2009 20:43 (fifteen years ago)

1:18 - 1:25

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tE2inM0LY_g

hey trader joe's! i've got the new steely dan. (Jordan), Thursday, 3 December 2009 20:45 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1Gx_Yq9534

hey trader joe's! i've got the new steely dan. (Jordan), Thursday, 3 December 2009 20:48 (fifteen years ago)

the sweet child of mine thing is hilarious

mascara and pies (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 3 December 2009 20:49 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKkdySujico

there is a ban in a smiling bag (Pillbox), Thursday, 3 December 2009 20:49 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FK6G_FgserU

Biodegradable (Derelict), Thursday, 3 December 2009 20:49 (fifteen years ago)

6yr old needs a good kerloning

SKATAAAAAAAAAAA (cozwn), Thursday, 3 December 2009 20:53 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HS6NGtx9Hks

^^ will give arcade basketballer upthread a run for his money, also future prospect for gonzaga

囧 (dyao), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 09:47 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FF44YvDVP8Y

She admits it was luck, but still...

Bill A, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 11:15 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBb9hTyLjfM

Louis Cll (darraghmac), Thursday, 10 December 2009 01:41 (fifteen years ago)

and just in general, this is worth 4 mins of your time i feel:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUgnwHQFtkU

Louis Cll (darraghmac), Thursday, 10 December 2009 01:44 (fifteen years ago)

5 + 545 = 550 just blew my little mind

102. LJ: British. 5. (acoleuthic), Thursday, 10 December 2009 01:51 (fifteen years ago)

if you don't have time, 40 seconds in, then 1.00-1.15 or so and 2.50 are pretty good imo.

Louis Cll (darraghmac), Thursday, 10 December 2009 01:51 (fifteen years ago)

yeah, i don't quite know how to take that tbh but it's like some awesome mystical scales have been lifted magic imo

Louis Cll (darraghmac), Thursday, 10 December 2009 01:52 (fifteen years ago)

it is the next dimension of math

102. LJ: British. 5. (acoleuthic), Thursday, 10 December 2009 01:52 (fifteen years ago)

maths in the 5th dimension, this may be the great leap forward caek has been waiting on for the past 50 years.

Louis Cll (darraghmac), Thursday, 10 December 2009 01:54 (fifteen years ago)

we should ask him if this is the discovery that will finally crack the higgs broson

102. LJ: British. 5. (acoleuthic), Thursday, 10 December 2009 01:56 (fifteen years ago)

anyway, my go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dg7_erDujo

torbjorn blomdahl is god

carom billiards is the greatest of the lazy sports

102. LJ: British. 5. (acoleuthic), Thursday, 10 December 2009 01:56 (fifteen years ago)

youtube FAIL

Louis Cll (darraghmac), Thursday, 10 December 2009 01:57 (fifteen years ago)

but in the meantime, and topically:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1I55z-x6zc

Louis Cll (darraghmac), Thursday, 10 December 2009 01:59 (fifteen years ago)

just go to the video! xp

if Blomdahl is God, Sayginer is Jesus. Observe:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwRMiSEYUt4

102. LJ: British. 5. (acoleuthic), Thursday, 10 December 2009 02:00 (fifteen years ago)

ok that card team is like an already nerdy AZN b-boy crew but NERDIER

totally amezing, tho

being being kiss-ass fake nice (gbx), Thursday, 10 December 2009 02:01 (fifteen years ago)

i got 1.00 in to the second pool clip before the fetish monsters took me tbh

Louis Cll (darraghmac), Thursday, 10 December 2009 02:03 (fifteen years ago)

OMG i hadn't watched that one!!! awesome awesome awesome xp to gbx and it's NOT POOL

102. LJ: British. 5. (acoleuthic), Thursday, 10 December 2009 02:08 (fifteen years ago)

Sayginer is Jesus

^^^^ HOLY SHIT @ THIS DUDE

being being kiss-ass fake nice (gbx), Thursday, 10 December 2009 02:14 (fifteen years ago)

Here's the same video (almost, I think it has slightly fewer shots but more slo-mo replays) with a REALLY sweet minimal-techno soundtrack

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhyCFH7tqSo

102. LJ: British. 5. (acoleuthic), Thursday, 10 December 2009 02:15 (fifteen years ago)

actually it has way fewer shots but way more sumptuous slo-mo. it is equally worthy. and i LOVE that tune!!

102. LJ: British. 5. (acoleuthic), Thursday, 10 December 2009 02:16 (fifteen years ago)

guys that pool table doesn't have pockets is this some kind of joek

囧 (dyao), Thursday, 10 December 2009 02:22 (fifteen years ago)

u have to hit the other 2 balls with your ball but your ball must touch the cushions at least 3 times before it hits the 2nd other ball

now i have blown ur mind with no pockets pool table

102. LJ: British. 5. (acoleuthic), Thursday, 10 December 2009 02:26 (fifteen years ago)

right this thread is about to get real

102. LJ: British. 5. (acoleuthic), Thursday, 10 December 2009 02:57 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slwXaRGzlaQ

102. LJ: British. 5. (acoleuthic), Thursday, 10 December 2009 02:57 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOhf3OvRXKg&feature=fvw

102. LJ: British. 5. (acoleuthic), Thursday, 10 December 2009 02:59 (fifteen years ago)

ok that second one is like just...just...

if every country's Got Talent winners got together for a competition i think she would win, is what i am saying

here's some more of her stuff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snOg1y0LQEQ&feature=related

102. LJ: British. 5. (acoleuthic), Thursday, 10 December 2009 03:08 (fifteen years ago)

i find it quite hard to move or even speak after that one

102. LJ: British. 5. (acoleuthic), Thursday, 10 December 2009 03:20 (fifteen years ago)

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You're not quite right.The son isn't abandoning their parents,he is a painter,and doesn't have time to be at home,he is traveling.Then he talks with his dad,in meantime dad dies,son is not at home(he is in some big city->the buildings),then you here phone ringing(probably mom is calling the son to tell him about fathers death)...mother is watching him on the Tv...she is alone,lonely...she dies...the son came home...But...Words that she wrote mean: Don't be late...

102. LJ: British. 5. (acoleuthic), Thursday, 10 December 2009 03:20 (fifteen years ago)

Peeling a pineapple, without even touching the fruit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GViaOUTC3rY

The frustrating thing is how easy and perfectly logical she makes it look. But seriously... try it.

Of course I want frosting. I'm a Scorpio. (kenan), Thursday, 10 December 2009 03:26 (fifteen years ago)

come chill with these ppl for 7 sweet minutes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnPOQUTHx1Q&feature=PlayList&p=DBF323F956FCF358&index=3

102. LJ: British. 5. (acoleuthic), Thursday, 10 December 2009 04:20 (fifteen years ago)

2:40-2:47 = oh my god waht is it made

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhq0fDzcZLY&feature=related

102. LJ: British. 5. (acoleuthic), Thursday, 10 December 2009 04:36 (fifteen years ago)

people i knew irl who have gone far:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1vzm0Nmwbc

this guy is now uk champion. i spent a week on a residential course with him; he is lovely and we got on swell. he's also only 19 or 20 i think. amazing.

like having an eternal kazoo in your underwear (acoleuthic), Friday, 18 December 2009 05:49 (fifteen years ago)

more here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpYpiOQZcTY

like having an eternal kazoo in your underwear (acoleuthic), Friday, 18 December 2009 05:51 (fifteen years ago)

latter video is brutally awesome

like having an eternal kazoo in your underwear (acoleuthic), Friday, 18 December 2009 05:56 (fifteen years ago)

...and then we have his apotheosis (well, one of them, but apparently he just tore the competition to shreds)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4g2Mb6usxcQ&feature=fvw

i remember talent night at the residential course. he was younger then. this was 2005. summer. anyway, he performed. it was amazing, but he was one of us. one of the kids at the residential course. performing on our talent night. i performed too, as did most of the kids there. actually i presented the talent night because it was my last time at the course. i mc'd for this guy. awesome.

like having an eternal kazoo in your underwear (acoleuthic), Friday, 18 December 2009 06:00 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqb4N18yR0M

Five hours of construction, sped up.

Monophonic Spree (Paul in Santa Cruz), Friday, 18 December 2009 06:22 (fifteen years ago)

AWESOME

like having an eternal kazoo in your underwear (acoleuthic), Friday, 18 December 2009 06:28 (fifteen years ago)

four months pass...

btw dyao you need to start an actually good thread to make up for this bullshit

― brad whitford's guitar explorations (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:10 (23 minutes ago)

sausage s4rgent (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:34 (fifteen years ago)

I also present the hong kong t-shirt thread

dyao, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:35 (fifteen years ago)

oh hahahaha yeah that's only thread of the year material

sausage s4rgent (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:36 (fifteen years ago)

six months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGDUmGlMJzU

_| ̄|○| ̄|○| ̄|○ (dayo), Thursday, 25 November 2010 04:24 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1vTCohxjHA

_| ̄|○| ̄|○| ̄|○ (dayo), Thursday, 25 November 2010 04:26 (fourteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNuUgbUzM8U

dayo, Thursday, 16 December 2010 12:28 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3OfLBZceZ8

lex diamonds (lex pretend), Thursday, 16 December 2010 12:33 (fourteen years ago)

one month passes...

Spanish Human Pyramids. Just watch it through to the end. pretty amazing.

http://vimeo.com/16392519

oscar, Friday, 28 January 2011 23:27 (fourteen years ago)

one year passes...

Brilliantly useless skill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4O0ubiIYYYY

once a weak eye sample (onimo), Friday, 3 February 2012 10:30 (thirteen years ago)

lolling more at the guy struggling to think of > 1 syllable words that aren't fast food outlets.

ledge, Friday, 3 February 2012 10:33 (thirteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9j1cOVncR58

乒乓, Friday, 1 February 2013 14:37 (twelve years ago)

u have to hit the other 2 balls with your ball but your ball must touch the cushions at least 3 times before it hits the 2nd other ball

I hate to do this yet again but
tee hee

Z S, Friday, 1 February 2013 14:40 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YPcBOGaZkE

Fetchboy, Friday, 8 March 2013 18:45 (twelve years ago)

two months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/rEzsSd0.gif

乒乓, Tuesday, 14 May 2013 02:27 (twelve years ago)

two months pass...

http://youtu.be/0hvAfQqWAL4

乒乓, Tuesday, 16 July 2013 04:45 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hvAfQqWAL4

乒乓, Tuesday, 16 July 2013 04:46 (eleven years ago)

two months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7j3KCDOXwVo

乒乓, Thursday, 26 September 2013 12:12 (eleven years ago)

eight months pass...

http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XNDM1NzIzMTQ0.html

, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 13:22 (ten years ago)

three weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gP6waxkyXg

Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 14 July 2014 07:09 (ten years ago)

:D :D :D

Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Monday, 14 July 2014 10:51 (ten years ago)

that is delightful

i'm elf-ein lusophonic (imago), Monday, 14 July 2014 11:19 (ten years ago)

ya

blap setter (darraghmac), Monday, 14 July 2014 11:45 (ten years ago)

Similar in some ways:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGp2jXAFxYQ

Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 06:48 (ten years ago)

i was not aware this was a thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rMdMOgZwmw

Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 06:49 (ten years ago)

four months pass...

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=605251822935802

, Monday, 8 December 2014 15:10 (ten years ago)

i like that garment

imago, Monday, 8 December 2014 15:17 (ten years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQwBmmTJOV0

, Thursday, 18 December 2014 15:03 (ten years ago)

his family is so proud of him.

a stupid red mute juggalo (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 18 December 2014 15:08 (ten years ago)

Why shouldn't they be?

, Thursday, 18 December 2014 15:15 (ten years ago)

that's basically a frisbee, I love it tho

ogmor, Thursday, 18 December 2014 19:09 (ten years ago)

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcMtoiU3Eec

Sounds like a forks display name (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 25 January 2015 05:29 (ten years ago)

two months pass...

https://vine.co/v/OXOFdK0ZDzv

, Thursday, 23 April 2015 11:38 (ten years ago)

six months pass...

https://vimeo.com/146064760

Eugene Goostman (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 22 November 2015 17:43 (nine years ago)

four months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aSRM8pDrDI

ulysses, Tuesday, 5 April 2016 14:27 (nine years ago)

two months pass...

https://amp.twimg.com/v/1d7c76b7-b66e-4dc1-b3fa-565626ee0aa6

De La Soul is no Major Lazer (ulysses), Friday, 10 June 2016 18:39 (eight years ago)

one year passes...

https://i.imgur.com/DjaJ5rY.gif

, Thursday, 19 April 2018 12:16 (seven years ago)


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