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careers you are manifestly unsuited for but like to imagine having anyway

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journeyman pro golfer

Lamp, Thursday, 3 December 2009 05:48 (sixteen years ago)

art historian

Lamp, Thursday, 3 December 2009 05:48 (sixteen years ago)

owner of a rare books shop

Lamp, Thursday, 3 December 2009 05:48 (sixteen years ago)

patent attorney

Lamp, Thursday, 3 December 2009 05:49 (sixteen years ago)

pilot

Lamp, Thursday, 3 December 2009 05:51 (sixteen years ago)

Superman

Niles Crane (Niles Caulder), Thursday, 3 December 2009 05:53 (sixteen years ago)

thats more of a vocation really

Lamp, Thursday, 3 December 2009 05:54 (sixteen years ago)

message board thread starter

Lamp, Thursday, 3 December 2009 05:54 (sixteen years ago)

the person who decides what color car interiors should be offered in

Lamp, Thursday, 3 December 2009 05:55 (sixteen years ago)

Private investigator

Niles Crane (Niles Caulder), Thursday, 3 December 2009 05:55 (sixteen years ago)

Spokesmodel

Niles Crane (Niles Caulder), Thursday, 3 December 2009 05:56 (sixteen years ago)

survivalist / lecturer

marcloithic (los blue jeans), Thursday, 3 December 2009 05:57 (sixteen years ago)

sherpa

iiiijjjj, Thursday, 3 December 2009 05:58 (sixteen years ago)

park ranger

Lamp, Thursday, 3 December 2009 05:58 (sixteen years ago)

Director of Regional Sales, Midwest Division

iiiijjjj, Thursday, 3 December 2009 05:59 (sixteen years ago)

low-level functionary

Lamp, Thursday, 3 December 2009 05:59 (sixteen years ago)

venture capitalist

Of course I want frosting. I'm a Scorpio. (kenan), Thursday, 3 December 2009 05:59 (sixteen years ago)

Director of Regional Sales, Midwest Division

i was going to post something like this but then i thought it wasnt that unsuited for something like this :/

Lamp, Thursday, 3 December 2009 06:00 (sixteen years ago)

how could anyone be manifestly unsuited to be a park ranger, all you need is legs and the knowledge to let be leaves of three

iiiijjjj, Thursday, 3 December 2009 06:00 (sixteen years ago)

bassist

Lamp, Thursday, 3 December 2009 06:00 (sixteen years ago)

rock star

DAN P3RRY MAD AT GRANDMA (just1n3), Thursday, 3 December 2009 06:00 (sixteen years ago)

field agent for USAID

marcloithic (los blue jeans), Thursday, 3 December 2009 06:00 (sixteen years ago)

how could anyone be manifestly unsuited to be a park ranger

i get lost really easily i figure i wouldnt be much help rescuing missing teenage hikers

Lamp, Thursday, 3 December 2009 06:01 (sixteen years ago)

"the talk of the town" contributer

Lamp, Thursday, 3 December 2009 06:02 (sixteen years ago)

professor of russian lit

Lamp, Thursday, 3 December 2009 06:02 (sixteen years ago)

Carpenter

Niles Crane (Niles Caulder), Thursday, 3 December 2009 06:03 (sixteen years ago)

blacksmith

Lamp, Thursday, 3 December 2009 06:03 (sixteen years ago)

NBA player (for realz)

囧 (dyao), Thursday, 3 December 2009 06:03 (sixteen years ago)

race car driver

囧 (dyao), Thursday, 3 December 2009 06:03 (sixteen years ago)

SWAT team sniper

囧 (dyao), Thursday, 3 December 2009 06:03 (sixteen years ago)

tinker, tailor, soldier, spy

Lamp, Thursday, 3 December 2009 06:03 (sixteen years ago)

Secretary of Defense

marcloithic (los blue jeans), Thursday, 3 December 2009 06:04 (sixteen years ago)

tbqf i think id be a pretty good spy cross that one out

Lamp, Thursday, 3 December 2009 06:04 (sixteen years ago)

architect

Lamp, Thursday, 3 December 2009 06:05 (sixteen years ago)

ILX mod

囧 (dyao), Thursday, 3 December 2009 06:05 (sixteen years ago)

gaffer

marcloithic (los blue jeans), Thursday, 3 December 2009 06:05 (sixteen years ago)

big budget hollywood movie director

囧 (dyao), Thursday, 3 December 2009 06:05 (sixteen years ago)

Olympic swimmer

Niles Crane (Niles Caulder), Thursday, 3 December 2009 06:05 (sixteen years ago)

designing the lego sets not patterned after famous monuments

Lamp, Thursday, 3 December 2009 06:06 (sixteen years ago)

Porn director

Niles Crane (Niles Caulder), Thursday, 3 December 2009 06:06 (sixteen years ago)

supporting vocalist for Steely Dan tour

囧 (dyao), Thursday, 3 December 2009 06:06 (sixteen years ago)

last poster on a thread

囧 (dyao), Thursday, 3 December 2009 06:07 (sixteen years ago)

aquaculturist

marcloithic (los blue jeans), Thursday, 3 December 2009 06:08 (sixteen years ago)

(actually took 4 credits of aquaculture)

marcloithic (los blue jeans), Thursday, 3 December 2009 06:08 (sixteen years ago)

lol @ me

marcloithic (los blue jeans), Thursday, 3 December 2009 06:08 (sixteen years ago)

stunt nob

an error has occurred (electricsound), Thursday, 3 December 2009 06:09 (sixteen years ago)

Standup comedian

Niles Crane (Niles Caulder), Thursday, 3 December 2009 06:10 (sixteen years ago)

phlebotomist

iiiijjjj, Thursday, 3 December 2009 06:11 (sixteen years ago)

talk show host

an error has occurred (electricsound), Thursday, 3 December 2009 06:14 (sixteen years ago)

rock star

My fear is that I would be far too well-suited for this. Especially the "dead" variety.

Of course I want frosting. I'm a Scorpio. (kenan), Thursday, 3 December 2009 06:15 (sixteen years ago)

Less than the sum of its parts really

The reverse TARDIS of pasta (Niles Caulder), Thursday, 3 December 2009 17:04 (sixteen years ago)

haha i feel bad and egotistical that ive daydreamed abt a bunch of these but i tht id b pretty good @/suited 2 them

Lamp, Thursday, 3 December 2009 18:58 (sixteen years ago)

gardner

Lamp, Thursday, 3 December 2009 18:58 (sixteen years ago)

proofreader

Lamp, Thursday, 3 December 2009 18:58 (sixteen years ago)

ghostwriter

thomp, Thursday, 3 December 2009 20:38 (sixteen years ago)

vigilante

thomp, Thursday, 3 December 2009 20:38 (sixteen years ago)

book cover designer

max, Thursday, 3 December 2009 20:43 (sixteen years ago)

x-man

max, Thursday, 3 December 2009 20:43 (sixteen years ago)

book cover designer

yeah, this

Lamp, Thursday, 3 December 2009 20:44 (sixteen years ago)

running a hobby farm

Lamp, Thursday, 3 December 2009 20:44 (sixteen years ago)

columnist

Lamp, Thursday, 3 December 2009 20:44 (sixteen years ago)

well-liked local bar owner

― max, Thursday, December 3, 2009 9:04 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

you're totally suited for this!

horseshoe, Thursday, 3 December 2009 22:35 (sixteen years ago)

owner of the buffalo bills

horseshoe, Thursday, 3 December 2009 22:35 (sixteen years ago)

bounty hunter

harbl, Thursday, 3 December 2009 22:36 (sixteen years ago)

forensic anthropologist

horseshoe, Thursday, 3 December 2009 22:38 (sixteen years ago)

owner of the buffalo bills

― horseshoe, Thursday, December 3, 2009 5:35 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ditto!

max, Thursday, 3 December 2009 22:39 (sixteen years ago)

bioprospector

super sexy psycho fantasy world (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 3 December 2009 22:40 (sixteen years ago)

french resistance fighter

max, Thursday, 3 December 2009 22:41 (sixteen years ago)

detective...

I see what this is (Local Garda), Thursday, 3 December 2009 22:43 (sixteen years ago)

low level foreign service worker in south america

figgy pudding (La Lechera), Thursday, 3 December 2009 22:44 (sixteen years ago)

a foreigner

super sexy psycho fantasy world (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 3 December 2009 22:45 (sixteen years ago)

Owner of underground punk club
Beer taster

Colonel Poo, Thursday, 3 December 2009 22:45 (sixteen years ago)

i was going to say celebrity stylist, but i would rule at that job

horseshoe, Thursday, 3 December 2009 22:46 (sixteen years ago)

DEA agent

figgy pudding (La Lechera), Thursday, 3 December 2009 22:46 (sixteen years ago)

FARMER

crazy farting throwback jersey (gbx), Thursday, 3 December 2009 22:46 (sixteen years ago)

I just keep thinking about posting food items

super sexy psycho fantasy world (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 3 December 2009 22:47 (sixteen years ago)

top chef

crazy farting throwback jersey (gbx), Thursday, 3 December 2009 22:47 (sixteen years ago)

jacuzzi lifeguard

super sexy psycho fantasy world (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 3 December 2009 22:47 (sixteen years ago)

a dude who fixes things on top of buildings

super sexy psycho fantasy world (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 3 December 2009 22:49 (sixteen years ago)

folk song collector

marcloithic (los blue jeans), Friday, 4 December 2009 04:49 (sixteen years ago)

film archivist

marcloithic (los blue jeans), Friday, 4 December 2009 04:50 (sixteen years ago)

ASTROPHYSICIST!!!

salsa sharkshavin (salsa shark), Sunday, 6 December 2009 19:01 (sixteen years ago)

TV reviewer

ailsa, Sunday, 6 December 2009 19:03 (sixteen years ago)

career counselor
high school teacher

sarahel, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 19:00 (sixteen years ago)

all of the above

102. LJ: British. 5. (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 19:02 (sixteen years ago)

i want to be rabbit goody, the go-to weaver for historically accurate fabric for the movie industry’s biggest period dramas
http://www.smithsonianmag.com/arts-culture/78696787.html?imw=Y#ixzz0ZDknfbb6

figgy pudding (La Lechera), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 19:21 (sixteen years ago)

mystery shopper

WmC, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 19:23 (sixteen years ago)

Dictator

ô_o (Nicole), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 19:24 (sixteen years ago)

the power behind the throne

sarahel, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 19:27 (sixteen years ago)

Druglord

Fetchboy, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 19:31 (sixteen years ago)

Musician

The people of Ork are marching upon us (Matt #2), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 19:59 (sixteen years ago)

Film director

The people of Ork are marching upon us (Matt #2), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 19:59 (sixteen years ago)

Sculptor

The people of Ork are marching upon us (Matt #2), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 19:59 (sixteen years ago)

medical doctor

horseshoe, Thursday, 10 December 2009 01:45 (sixteen years ago)

terry gross

horseshoe, Thursday, 10 December 2009 01:45 (sixteen years ago)

Ghost

The reverse TARDIS of pasta (Niles Caulder), Thursday, 10 December 2009 01:59 (sixteen years ago)

Sage

Bill Magill, Thursday, 10 December 2009 21:26 (sixteen years ago)

NFL Punter

Bill Magill, Thursday, 10 December 2009 21:27 (sixteen years ago)

Jazz vibesman

Bill Magill, Thursday, 10 December 2009 21:27 (sixteen years ago)

this has been said but

FARMER

i actually fantasize about this

lukevalentine, Thursday, 10 December 2009 21:29 (sixteen years ago)


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