Can't you just give then all vegan stuff? That's what we do (flat
consists of one vegan, on vegetarian and one carnivore).
Anyhow, dinner parties where everyone is in a couple, the host
ruptures something trying to impress with their culinary skills and
you all sit round a table and bitch at each other whilst listening to
rubbish trip-hop = DUD. Dinner parties where you have loads of random
friends around, everyone brings or makes stuff and you all sit around
on floor and bitch at each other whilst drinking lots of booze =
GRATE.
― Richard Tunnicliffe, Saturday, 4 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)