real life stories that sound like david lynch movies

http://laist.com/attachments/la_zach/8-entrance.jpg

http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-vernon5-2009dec05,0,524215.story

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2010/08/deer-runs-through-laguna-beach-stores.html

<blockquote>Deer runs through Laguna Beach stores, wades into water and dies
August 18, 2010 | 11:11 pm
A deer ran through two stores Wednesday afternoon in Laguna Beach, was hit by a car and then died after it ran into the ocean.

The animal, which had just one antler, barreled through a clothing store and pharmacy around 4 p.m., according to a report in the Orange County Register.

The deer smashed into the car and headed toward the beach, where it started swimming in the surf as animal control officers followed, the report said. The deer ran inside a cave on shore, where one of the officers performed CPR as waves rolled in.

The officers carried the deer onto the sand, where it died.</blockquote>

Now is as good a time as any to say that my friend who is a famous musician was recording at David Lynch’s house studio in 2017 and snuck into his kitchen to see what kind of coffee he drank. To his great surprise, there was only and exclusively Dunkin’ Donuts capsule coffee

A tweet..

it has occurred to me more than once that a great deal of my life bears a resemblance to a david lynch film. i've wondered if this might be considered ironic, but i do think it's just coincidence - i'm gay and live in the pacific northwest.

I had coffee in David Lynch’s kitchen and it was not Dunkin Donuts capsules.

Because you stole them all. So rude.

Xp well what was it then?

la marzocco and a mr. coffee. coffee was something weird and wet-hulled from indonesia.

idk more specifically what the coffee was, this was like 20 years ago and i was just disappointed it wasn’t anything cooler or more exotic

Coffee with Lynch around Inland Empire times! Vry cool