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Oral Roberts is dead

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http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/12/15/oral.roberts/index.html

― Restless Genital Syndrome (HI DERE), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:54 (sixteen years ago)

At least he inspired Fundamentally Oral Bill.

― รด_o (Nicole), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:55 (sixteen years ago)

Sad that this is only a fansite, I wanted his actual reaction:

http://www.myspace.com/mc900ftjesus

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:55 (sixteen years ago)

What about Written Roberts? Not sure I'll feel safe till I hear he's kicked the bucket, too.

― l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:56 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.planetware.com/i/photo/oral-roberts-university-tulsa-ok074.jpg

Saw these on a visit once to ORU.

― The Hood Won't Jump (Eazy), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:56 (sixteen years ago)

RIP Big Guy, Hell needed someone to organise the fund-raising.

― You treat your step-mother with respect, Pantera (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:56 (sixteen years ago)

thought this thread was about the toothbrush

― that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:56 (sixteen years ago)

Oral B Roberts

― HUH? not appropriate (snoball), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:56 (sixteen years ago)

Shakey must be taking a late lunch

― Restless Genital Syndrome (HI DERE), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:58 (sixteen years ago)

TMI

― akira goldsman (s1ocki), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:58 (sixteen years ago)

don't remember a single thing about this guy

― Magnolia Caboose Babyfinger (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 22:00 (sixteen years ago)

Floating Roberts

― HUH? not appropriate (snoball), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 22:01 (sixteen years ago)

i grew up in tulsa and so as a kid thought the absolutely insane architecture at ORU was normal; for that i give props to Oral.

― mizzell, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 22:03 (sixteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oral_Roberts

neatest trick: threatening to kill himself unless his viewers raised $8 million

― Restless Genital Syndrome (HI DERE), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 22:06 (sixteen years ago)

rip
http://www.thriftstoreart.com/album_/116.jpg

― velko, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 22:08 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doKkOSMaTk4

― Hell is other people. In an ILE film forum. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 22:18 (sixteen years ago)

hitchens otm

― what u think i steen for to push a crawfish? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 22:19 (sixteen years ago)

http://i48.tinypic.com/25s7ry0.jpg

― iiiijjjj, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 22:22 (sixteen years ago)

Praying for better weather, by the looks of it. That's pretty dour-looking.

― l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 22:27 (sixteen years ago)

Do you think Roberts actually believed his lines about people being raised from the dead and being called home to God and shit?

― smashing aspirant (milo z), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 22:29 (sixteen years ago)

colmes was such a useless dude even by the standards of useless cable news talking heads.

― you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmon (omar little), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 22:31 (sixteen years ago)

Hoping for some good NYC tabloid cover headlines tomorrow morning on this one.

― Thulsa Doob (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 23:34 (sixteen years ago)

My moment of shame today: Co-worker in the office said, "Hey, Oral Roberts died" and I replied, "Yaaaaaaaaaay!"

― james cameron gargameled my boner for life (Pancakes Hackman), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 23:54 (sixteen years ago)

several of my relatives have attended his fine "university"

― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 23:59 (sixteen years ago)

my main memory is that he locked himself in a tower for some extended period of time.

― akm, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 05:53 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.depthastrology.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/rapunzel-illustration.jpg

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 05:56 (sixteen years ago)

Not so shocking revelation: he had been living in Newport Beach CA, not the basement of TBN in the Crouch S&M dungeon. Oh well

― Sock Puppet Pizza Delivers To The Forest (Sock Puppet Queso Con Concentrate), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 07:28 (sixteen years ago)


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