Xmas meltdown

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Im being ignored by all the clients who owe me money for a second week in a row and have now had to concede proper gifts arent happening. What can I get for less than 20 quid in london for my girlfriend (whose birthday it is and im getting on a plane to ireland tommorow for double impact) that wont dissapoint? Im on the verge of hopping off something tall

straightola, Monday, 21 December 2009 12:43 (fifteen years ago)

get thee to an antique/vintage jewellery shop and make a good personal choice count for more than ££££

stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac), Monday, 21 December 2009 12:54 (fifteen years ago)

are you and your girlfriend's photos all just on your hard drive? you could print a load of them off of both of you and make a photo album!

plaxico (I know, right?), Monday, 21 December 2009 12:58 (fifteen years ago)

^ guy knows what's up

stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac), Monday, 21 December 2009 12:59 (fifteen years ago)

i can sell you an old scarf if you like

dyao know what i mean (acoleuthic), Monday, 21 December 2009 13:03 (fifteen years ago)

plus a book?

I see what this is (Local Garda), Monday, 21 December 2009 13:07 (fifteen years ago)

printers dead. vintage jewellery seems a plan though i am completly clueless to what is shit most of the time

straightola, Monday, 21 December 2009 13:11 (fifteen years ago)

ur girlfriend has already accepted you poor judgement and all. dead cert imo

stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac), Monday, 21 December 2009 13:12 (fifteen years ago)

take her up the monument, a great day out for sure and only three quid each. then buy her dinner. great thai place near tottenham court road which i went to the other day.

dyao know what i mean (acoleuthic), Monday, 21 December 2009 13:14 (fifteen years ago)

1) make fun Xmas card from scratch (construction paper, crayons/colored pens/whatever inspires you)
2) present Xmas card with some homemade cookies/breads or along with a homemade dinner

Herodcare for the Unborn (J0hn D.), Monday, 21 December 2009 13:31 (fifteen years ago)

1. buy envelope
2. put twenty pounds in notes in it

I see what this is (Local Garda), Monday, 21 December 2009 13:37 (fifteen years ago)

oral sex

Nathalie (stevienixed), Monday, 21 December 2009 13:37 (fifteen years ago)

charging GF £20 for oral is a little overconfident imo

stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac), Monday, 21 December 2009 13:40 (fifteen years ago)

ronan that is more than twenty quid though! haha

the DIY present, as long as it is of decent quality, is seriously the way to go here.

dyao know what i mean (acoleuthic), Monday, 21 December 2009 13:41 (fifteen years ago)

find a stray cat and give it to her

max, Monday, 21 December 2009 13:42 (fifteen years ago)

in a box

max, Monday, 21 December 2009 13:42 (fifteen years ago)

DIY assumes levels of artistic and aesthetic ability that not everyone has tho.

stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac), Monday, 21 December 2009 13:43 (fifteen years ago)

otm...i am shit at craft.

i think really if she loves you she will understand you have no money (but obv doing something thoughtful/nice will be good)

I see what this is (Local Garda), Monday, 21 December 2009 13:45 (fifteen years ago)

is your gf a nerd? because then you could put together an elaborate time travel ARG explaining why Christmas/her birthday just got moved two weeks into the future.

Euclidian pizza mathematics (reddening), Monday, 21 December 2009 13:46 (fifteen years ago)

wel weve already decided to move xmas into the future, just need a nice little token beforehand to feign not being a turd

straightola, Monday, 21 December 2009 13:49 (fifteen years ago)

take her up the monument

xmas sexay

henri grenouille (Frogman Henry), Monday, 21 December 2009 13:52 (fifteen years ago)


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