http://www.popsci.com/technology/article/2009-12/former-soviet-monkey-nursery-wants-send-ape-mars
...Russia's Cosmonautics Academy is in preliminary talks with the institute regarding a simulated space flight to Mars that would lay the foundation for a future mission. As such, the institute may become home to a biosphere-like containment facility like the recent Mars-500 project that confined six humans in space-simulating conditions for 120 days. A round-trip journey to Mars is estimated to take about 520 days, so a Mars-bound space ape would have to withstand confinement for very lengthy periods of time.That's where the story takes a real twist: to help the monkey maintain itself during such a long journey, scientists are considering sending a helper robot along on the mission to feed and clean up after the ape. The monkey, of course, would have to be carefully trained to interact with the robot. Yerosha, one of the rhesus monkeys the institute sent into space in 1987, managed to free a paw and run amok during Russia's last 13-day space-ape adventure, so there's no telling what sort of calamities might befall a bored Russian ape on a year-and-a-half mission to the Red Planet. Even if the mission never materializes, there's probably a Pixar script somewhere in that premise.
That's where the story takes a real twist: to help the monkey maintain itself during such a long journey, scientists are considering sending a helper robot along on the mission to feed and clean up after the ape. The monkey, of course, would have to be carefully trained to interact with the robot. Yerosha, one of the rhesus monkeys the institute sent into space in 1987, managed to free a paw and run amok during Russia's last 13-day space-ape adventure, so there's no telling what sort of calamities might befall a bored Russian ape on a year-and-a-half mission to the Red Planet. Even if the mission never materializes, there's probably a Pixar script somewhere in that premise.
― kingfish, Tuesday, 22 December 2009 18:32 (fifteen years ago)
this sounds like a rad space buddy cop movie
― jealous ones sb (M@tt He1ges0n), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 18:33 (fifteen years ago)
an ape and a droid walk into a mars
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 22 December 2009 18:33 (fifteen years ago)
"I can't work with this guy!!!"
― .gif of the magpie (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 18:43 (fifteen years ago)