"Let me tell you what I'm worried about at the moment is that animal abuse. Most people see that and go about their day and don't think about it, but I sit and worry about it. And I want to go down there and become a police officer so that I can do something about it. Right now I can't do anything about it because I don't have arrest powers. And I'm worried that if I go down there to the police station that they're going to say that I'm crazy. I'm 60 years old. You know what they're doing is they're putting a steel trap around the animal's snout. And they're inserting a steel pole into the animal's rectum. And they're turning on...electricity. And the animal dies. The animal was dead after they did that. And that's why I want to be a police officer. If I go down there to the police station a fight is going to break out. Let me tell you why there's going to be a fight: If they stop me from being a police officer, and they won't give me that chance, then that's GOVERNMENT REPRESSION. The whole government should be overthrown! I live in America, this is supposed to be the land of opportunity! And they are denying me that opportunity! I live alone. I'm a virgin, I never had no wife or children. I live alone. When I go in there and sit there to watch television...that animal abuse. I cry. I was bothered by that early this morning. They were taking a dog and hanging it up by the neck on a tree and they were taking baseball bats and beating the dog to death. And I can't do anything about that unless I'm a police officer with arrest powers. That's the reason I want that job. I want to put those people in jail. I can deal with everything there, but I can't deal with one thing: animal abuse. Let me explain that one more time: they were hooking some kind of steel trap into the animals snout there. Then they were taking a steel rod and putting it up the animal's rectum and then turning on the electricity. And I saw the animal tense up there and then the animal was dead. That's what's BOTHERING me. If it weren't for that, nothing would be bothering me. That was bothering me this morning. That's why...but then if they turn me down, I can't save the animals. I'm starting to cry. But there is something I can do, I can go up there and be a police officer. Then I can put those people in jail. And then bury them in a dark...legal...hold. Well, I'm gonna go, that's the only reason I called you. I need, uh...well, instead of me going on and on and on and on, if there's any way possible, I'm going to save the animals. And if you abuse animals, you're going to jail. Period. Well, I'm gonna go, I'm going to...let me say that quote, that: 'If you abuse animals, you're going to jail.' Well, I'm gonna go, uh...I'm gonna go in here and uh...uh...I'm just gonna go in here and suffer. Well, thank you for talking to me. Alright, bye."
― S.E., we runnin' this FAP shit (roxymuzak), Sunday, 27 December 2009 07:38 (fifteen years ago)
Don't worry, I made this up. It's an approximation.
― S.E., we runnin' this FAP shit (roxymuzak), Sunday, 27 December 2009 07:41 (fifteen years ago)
I live alone. I'm a virgin, I never had no wife or children. I live alone.
---that bit's good
― The reverse TARDIS of pasta (Niles Caulder), Sunday, 27 December 2009 07:46 (fifteen years ago)
Imagine it all being said in a Crossville accent.
― S.E., we runnin' this FAP shit (roxymuzak), Sunday, 27 December 2009 07:56 (fifteen years ago)
Imagine it all being said in a weird swallowed-sounding Southern accent
― S.E., we runnin' this FAP shit (roxymuzak), Sunday, 27 December 2009 08:00 (fifteen years ago)
a hoy hoy did you send me a postcard
― S.E., we runnin' this FAP shit (roxymuzak), Sunday, 27 December 2009 08:04 (fifteen years ago)