You are to design a product called Action Spoon. What is this product?

Got a brilliant idea; need a brilliant concept.

A springy-handled spoon that makes it easier to fling food across the room.

This SPOON-ACTION is classically accomplished by holding one's spoon semi-erect with the bowl facing outward, then tipping the spoon's bowl backward with the index finger of the hand not holding the spoon-handle, whilst cocking the wrist of the hand holding the spoon, and suddenly releasing the tipped-back spoon-bowl so it flies forward, thereby ejecting the food with a fair amount of force.

Viola! Action spoon!

A spoon supplied to James Bondesque action heroes. In the hands of a properly trained killer it becomes a deadly weapon, slicing the aorta of the hapless villain.

A spoon with a small netting attached which can be drawn over the spoon's bowl and used to secure food during the more violent actions of rollercoaster rides. During brief lulls the netting may be removed and the contents of the spoon eaten -or- if the contents are sufficiently paste-like, can be eaten by oozing the food directly through the netting into one's mouth.

A spoon with a small video screen in the handle that plays continuous-loop movies of a pride of lions catching and eating a gazelle.

It a large plush dummy that people can spoon with when their significant other is out of town.

Vibrating "action" for pleasure.

A spoon that can diffuse any bomb on a bus that makes it stay above 50 mph

a spoon that grabs food and feeds you and you don't even have to lift it

A spoon with a secret compartment of acid which can squirt out into the spoon-bowl thereby dissolving any food the user does not wish to eat without embarrassing their host.

I like that one!

at least, in concept. But perhaps it is not the best "Action Spoon"? Maybe it is "Tact Spoon 3000"?

a spoon that self destructs when you are done eating so you don't have to wash it

you could also squirt the acid at bad guys

A spoon for XTreme EggnSpoon Racez.

A spoon with a small video screen in the handle that plays continuous-loop movies of a pride of lions catching and eating a gazelle.

― Aimless, Monday, 28 December 2009 04:32 (2 hours ago) Bookmark

hahahahaha this is awesome

A soup spoon with an oversized plastic handle in a bright primary color, that resembles a child's toy, that when you touch a button on the handle, a small speaker slightly above the sensor/button has a tinny male voice that says, "Action!" There is also a sensor in the spoon portion with a small microphone, connected to a sensor. that If it detects the user of the spoon is slurping audibly, another tinny voice - a maternal one - admonishes, "Don't slurp your soup!"

pretty sure it would be a fishing lure

http://www.warpbreach.com/kitchen/equipment/tick-spoon1.jpg

let's be honest people, this is a sex technique.

a spoon that morphs into a spork

tiny gyroscopes built into the handle so you keep poking yourself in the eyes and whatnot assuming you can even get food to your face before spilling. maybe there's a points scheme for competitive play.

A USB stick containing donk remixes of Spoon's entire discography

http://d3670925.u58.websitesource.net/images/STEADY%20SPOON.JPG

Counter weights keep the spoon bowl level no matter what the arm position or level of tremor, preventing food spillage.
Hook & loop strap on built-up handle eliminates need for strong grasp.

a spoon that comes with a bunch of action figure accessories: missile launcher, removable armor, etc.

http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/images/4/2009/03/custom_1236278018314_souper_648.jpg

!!!!!!!!!!

(storyboard for possible TV ad)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/92/Soup_Spoon.jpg/180px-Soup_Spoon.jpg
ACTION SPOOOOOOON
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c7/Explosions.jpg/180px-Explosions.jpg
ACTION SPOOOOOOOOOOON!!!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/92/Soup_Spoon.jpg/180px-Soup_Spoon.jpg
ACTION SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/dd/Full_Moon_Luc_Viatour.jpg/280px-Full_Moon_Luc_Viatour.jpg
YOU CAN EVEN USE IT ON THE MOON!
http://images.dailyradar.com/media/uploads/showhype/story_large/2009/01/07/vince_slap_chop_youre_going_to_love_my_nuts.jpg
"You're gonna love my Action Spoon(TM)!"

(of course, like all other TV shopping channel garbage, it's just a regular spoon)

sensors embedded in bowl of spoon detect salinity levels and the voice chip advises you if you've pre-salted your meal to an unacceptable degree. then the bowl is jettisoned from the handle, preventing ingestion of said meal and the occurrence of a potentially socially awkward situation.

Voice should be nabisco's, obv.

Want to hear j0hn d's two cents

"(of course, like all other TV shopping channel garbage, it's just a regular spoon)"

still my fave thing ever. whenever i think of it i laugh:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjQ9D5JIcfM

"no shit!"