1. Baby Mama
Doctor to everyone in Maternity Ward: "You think you're scared? I have to walk home alone!"
2. Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock to crowd: "And so the bartender says, 'How'd you like me to push in your stool?'
Both warranted ENORMOUS guffaws from me,and both times I was the only person in the theater laughing, wtf
― kelis navidad (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 28 December 2009 09:18 (fifteen years ago)