Charlie Sheen commits suicide

maybe, someday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ypTj5jw38I

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"Stick around long enough in this business, kid, and who knows - you might be star in The Big Chill 2."

jeez i just cannot predict my death pool properly

pool of people who will die someday

how dare u sir

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HollywoodLife.com has learned EXCLUSIVELY that Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller’s huge Christmas Eve blow-out had everything to do with Brooke allegedly returning to some of her past substance abuse habits. Despite reports that the fight ignited over a song written for Charlie’s daughter or the fact that the couple had been drinking, a source close to the couple tells us the fight was about Brooke — and a substance abuse problem that had recently re-emerged, according to our source.

On Jan. 27, Brooke reportedly checked into the Two Dreams Outer Banks rehab center in North Carolina, after a stint in the hospital due to pneumonia. According to RadarOnline.com, Brooke “is in rehab for both drugs AND alcohol. Her lifestyle was so out of control that friends tried to bring her drugs while she was hospitalized during the past several days.”

There were also reports that Brooke was sent to rehab for substance abuse, which her lawyer denies. But one source who knows the couple tells us, “The fight they had on Christmas was definitely about her using substances again. She has been in rehab on and off for years. When she went to the hospital, it was because she was using substances again.”

We contacted Brooke’s lawyer, Yale Galanter, and have not heard back.

Charlie “is totally against drugs” the source adds

I thought this was going to be some cross-promotional tie-in for the Wall Street sequel.

wait, so basically they're saying "it's okay he hit her, she's a dirty junkie"?????

I mean, wtf

who knows what actually happened

she has druggie eyes

"it's okay to hit her she has druggie eyes"

the fuck is this thread btw

Charlie “is totally against drugs” the source adds

LOL

I think the idea is that he didn't hit her - he never admitted to more than yelling, taking her glasses and breaking them - and that her 911 call was just some cracked out crazypants stuff. but the whole thing is confusing - supposedly they want to get back together but the sheen team is clearly throwing all this shit out in the public to discredit her. no matter who did what, the whole thing sounds fubar.

team sheen

so fresh so sheen

after i found out that Channing Tatum's entourage have "team channing" jackets and refer to themselves as such in e-mails, I've just assumed that's the case for everyone.

"Wait did you say 'drugs'?" asked the source. "Oh, I thought you said 'trucks'; Charlie hates those huge awful things. He's totally cool with drugs, though."

how is it that the other guy from Two And A Half Men is the one with a price on his head?

http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/television/two-and-a-half-men-tv-star-jon-cryer-says-ex-has-hired-hitman-to-kill-him/story-e6frfmyi-1225822374200

lol his face

i still find it hard to believe sheen is as crazy, crazy rich as he is, even if I know he's the highest paid actor in sitcoms today. there's just something about him that will always scream B-movie.

waht the (re: cryer hit plot)

hes the highest paid actor in sitcom? i couldn't give a shit about him and he's ugly

:(

can't wait to find out what fucked up shit the little fat kid is up to

I just don't get who the hell watches two and a half men. I blame these people for making charlie sheen rich.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xD7RCB7WWkA

WHO WATCHES IT raise your hands

can't wait to find out what fucked up shit the little fat kid is up to

― da croupier, Thursday, January 28, 2010 4:25 PM (39 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

who do u think is running that whole crazy circus

I was about to post something like "The kid from '2 and a Half Men' fingerbanged my poodle," claims distraught housewife

he did not hit her it's not true it's bullshit

And I think 2.5M is totally predictable but funny so I don't turn it off if I'm on CBS when it comes on.

SOMEONE SEND CHARLIE SHEEN TO JAIL

(ftr I hadn't heard anything about the Sheen situation beyond the initial report so I never heard the denials re: domestic abuse)

okay HI DERE is to blame

SUFFER

AND SEND JOHN TRAVOLTA WITH HIM (FOR OTHER REASONS)

I like to think that the main reason Sheen remains the star of the most popular comedy on TV through all this stuff is in part because of truth in advertising -- he plays a debauched L.A. scumbag on the show, and anyone who knows anything about him knew that that's what he is IRL since well before the show went on the air. If he was the star of Full House or something it might matter, but it doesn't.

^^^

also 2 1/2 Men is totally a funny show, or at least it was before they saddled Sheen's character w/ a really boring fiancee for the last couple seasons

HI DERE and some dude are to blame

anyone else gonna come out of the closet

the entirety of the memorable quotes page for two and half men on IMDb
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Alan: Pretty flowers
Charlie: (sarcastically) Thanks
Alan: Wanna stick 'em somewhere?

Charlie: Come on, Berta! You're like family.
Berta: Am I in your will?
Charlie: no! but none of the others are.

bahhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

how can a forum so obsessed with underhanded zings turn its nose up at a show that's nothing but that?

watched Hot Shots! last night and was reminded again why i like charlie sheen as a comedic actor

Ashton Kutcher commits.. etc.

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/entertainment/post/2011/11/demi-moore-to-divorce-ashton-kutcher/1

Charlie Sheen would be perfect for a remake of Lost in Translation, maybe with Elizabeth Olsen and set in Dubai.

after zooey and ashton, i need one more person who just began starring in a successful tv show to get divorced so i can write my trendpiece

Is James Spader married?

oh man some of the old 2 and a half men re-runs are actually pretty funny, I'm holding out hope that this new "Anger Management" show is just 2 & a half men without the kid nor the annoying brother

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can't wait to find out what fucked up shit the little fat kid is up to

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i know it shouldn't, but the combo of thread title and opening post here makes me lol every time i open it.

def one of am0n's finest moments

Just when we caved and agreed that Charlie Sheen was winning, having donated $75,000 to a local girl battling cancer, he goes and restores our buried disdain. While hosting the opening of his new rooftop bar near Cabo San Lucas Friday, Sheen grabbed the microphone and blurted out a homophobic slur at the crowd. But he says he's sorry.
During the unveiling of El Ganzo, of which Sheen is a partner, the 47-year-old actor not only partied with Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa and enjoyed a little performance by Slash, he also called the crowd "faggot assholes" at the beginning of his charming introduction speech: "How we doing? Lying bunch of faggot assholes, how we doing?" Ah yes, that's definitely the way to greet your audience, Charlie. Nice one. But remember, he's very sorry.
Sheen told TMZ, "I meant no ill will and intended to hurt no one and I apologize if I offended anyone." He also claimed, "I meant to say maggot but I have a lisp." Riiiiiiiiiiiiight.

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75k to local girl fighting cancer vs calling people names? Getting a little picky there aren't you?

have to admit i laughed at "I meant to say maggot but I have a lisp"

Well at least I've got something else to file alongside "banging pool reporters" in villa's list of memorable mayoral accomplishments.

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Charlie Sheen is a talented funny actor. It confounds me exactly what he has done to upset people. If he wants to hang around prostitutes that is his business. Can't people find something more serious to obsess upon.

― Noreen Thinkingfeller (u s steel), Monday, February 21, 2011 2:30 PM

Charlie Sheen may not be the most self-regarding prick on the planet, but he surely is in the running.

just got a weird mental image of a prick regarding itself in the mirror

...forever...

Charlie Sheen apparently hired Brett Butler for a recurring role on his cable sitcom. I knew BB a little bit at the NYC Improv before she had her hit sitcom in the '90s, and thought she vanished awfully fast afterward. This is quite a decline and fall:

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/01/27/arts/television/brett-butler-on-charlie-sheens-anger-management.html

Glad she seems to be getting her shit together. She was a really wonderful standup comic btw.

I remember she appeared on a celebrity spelling bee show and absolutely dominated.

is this his first film post-meltdown?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWijct7LzAE

a friend's reaction to this trailer was "if this doesn't end the Wes Anderson aesthetic, then..."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Knxz4DLQzUs

RIP Charlie you made some good films

I came as soon as I heard

~^ raises eyebrow looks at audience *canned shocked laughter*

how did i never know about his charlie brown tattoo tho!

That's a wkiw of shame right there

who knows

Only surprising thing to me is that he paid $10 million to keep it quiet. What reputation was he protecting, exactly?

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disgusted by the avalanche of hot takes in support of Charlie Sheen i.e. "OMG SO BRAVE!" & "WE NEED TO RE-EXAMINE HOW WE TALK ABOUT PEOPLE WITH HIV" & "NONE OF OUR BUSINESS!"

last one true i suppose, but Sheen got ahead of the story by going on the Today Show the day before the Enquirer story was supposed to drop, and now he's got the spin on his side. If anyone heard Bree Olson on Howard Stern this morning, you'd know the motherfucker lied to hundreds of women - including her - about his diagnosis for 4 years or more. she got tested YESTERDAY and is negative- Sheen never told her ANYTHING. i find the outpouring of support from Arianna Huffington, Lady Gaga, et al. reprehensible

i suggest throwing away all of your media consumption habits and starting over

lol yes

xposts. ilx has hashed out having sex while hiv positive and whether or not you should inform people passim Having sex if you are HIV+

well i'm glad that's settled

He sounds as confident as Cosby in that interview, as far as his ability as a star to control any "he said, she said" narrative.

ugh can't believe ppl want to reexamine how we talk abt ppl w/ HIV, those evil sinful deadly-disease-havers, the nerve

that's great divorced from supporting CS

From People coverage, something that kind of shocked me:

Sheen has five children: daughter Cassandra Estevez, 30, from a high school relationship; daughters Sam, 11, and Lola, 10, with Richards, 44; and twin sons Bob and Max, 6, with Mueller, 38.

50 year old promiscuous man has 5 children, wow unbelievable

I knew about the four youngest - didn't know about the knocked-somebody-up-in-high-school one. Though of course Charlie Sheen got a girl pregnant in high school.

pretty sure dwight howard already has him beat and he's not even 35

i would be very impressed by the revelation of Dwight Howard's 38 year old daughter

read better

That's the joke, yes

Sex tape likely on the way

sensible angle

http://theconversation.com/charlie-sheen-rock-hudson-and-the-changing-face-of-hiv-stigma-50923