I just got one of these yesterday, and I'm trying it out. It's a small electronic vaporizer, with replaceable cartridges containing propelene glycol, flavoring, and nicotine. When you suck on it, it produces flavored water vapor with a nic kick.
The brand I have is Green Smoke. This is a nifty little device, though I am as yet regarding it as a novelty. (Though I can imagine it being a best friend on long plane rides.) I suppose my biggest complaint with this brand is that I wish it didn't look like a cigarette. New tech looking like old tech is always cheesy. I'd prefer some slick shiny little iThing.
― kenan, Thursday, 31 December 2009 00:01 (fifteen years ago)
ok now i totally dont get "smoking"
― max, Thursday, 31 December 2009 00:03 (fifteen years ago)
Also, when i'm done playing with it (which is so far what it feels like I'm doing), i tend to crave a cigarette.
― kenan, Thursday, 31 December 2009 00:03 (fifteen years ago)
It's possible that the feeling of "Ok this is stupid" is a first step to quitting actual cigarettes.
― kenan, Thursday, 31 December 2009 00:08 (fifteen years ago)
i saw a newspaper article about this and yeah i felt like i no longer understood smoking. and it seems like being able to smoke at work all day or on a plane would make you more addicted?
― welcome to gudbergur (harbl), Thursday, 31 December 2009 00:10 (fifteen years ago)
a friend of mine got one for long plane flights - he's a 2 pack a day smoker. It kept him sane.
― sarahel, Thursday, 31 December 2009 00:10 (fifteen years ago)
I'm surprised they let you use them on a plane.
― I X Love (Abbott), Thursday, 31 December 2009 00:15 (fifteen years ago)
You can duck into the bathroom, I'm sure. It doesn't outwardly smell like smoke.
― kenan, Thursday, 31 December 2009 00:18 (fifteen years ago)
been wanting one of these for a while
― Do you love me now? (surm), Thursday, 31 December 2009 00:23 (fifteen years ago)
They advertise them on Coast to Coast AM all the time.
― I X Love (Abbott), Thursday, 31 December 2009 00:34 (fifteen years ago)
i can't believe there are still people who smoke 2 packs a day
― figgy pudding (La Lechera), Thursday, 31 December 2009 00:35 (fifteen years ago)
I was smoking that much, before I quit.
― I X Love (Abbott), Thursday, 31 December 2009 00:51 (fifteen years ago)
Practical advantages that I can see after one day of use:
1) No ash, no ashtray. Every smoker knows, that is some fucked-up repugnant shit.2) I roll my own, and without the "burn accelerators" in every commercial cigarette, tobacco tends to go out when it's not being actively puffed. I have incorporated this into my smoking habits, at least at home. I'll light one, take a puff or two, let it go out, and repeat until I burn my fingers on the butt. This way, I can take a puff or three and then just put it down on the desk.3) It tastes pretty good. Different brands seem to have different flavors (including, if you prefer, "Marlboro" and "Camel"), but I have vanilla, and it tastes and smells a lot more like pipe tobacco than a cigarette.4) No clothing/apartment stink. Though frankly I made my peace with that long ago, and it's not such a big deal to me. Let's then go with: no smoke damage to computer equipment. That can actually be a HUGE hidden cost of smoking.
Disadvantages:
1) The loss of ritual, especially since I've been rolling my own for so long. I miss rolling. It took me so long to get my technique down pat, and I enjoy the process.2) It's tastes a lot like smoke, but it doesn't taste *exactly* like smoke.3) The nicotine hit is a bit different. And as harbl pointed out, I am running the risk of becoming even more addicted to nicotine than I was before, even as my lungs clear out.
― kenan, Thursday, 31 December 2009 01:42 (fifteen years ago)
How did you manage to quit from TWO packs a day.
Let us know if this works, I am desperate. I use the lozenges and they worked better than the patches but lately I have relapsed.
― US EEL (u s steel), Thursday, 31 December 2009 01:48 (fifteen years ago)
I don't think it's intended as an aid to quitting, and I doubt seriously that it would work. It is smoking without the tar, stink, and smoke, though.
― kenan, Thursday, 31 December 2009 01:51 (fifteen years ago)
mm, cigarettes
― thomp, Thursday, 31 December 2009 01:55 (fifteen years ago)
:)
― kenan, Thursday, 31 December 2009 01:55 (fifteen years ago)
Could it help you quit if it doesn't burn your mouth?
― US EEL (u s steel), Thursday, 31 December 2009 01:59 (fifteen years ago)
?
― kenan, Thursday, 31 December 2009 02:00 (fifteen years ago)
US EEL, You would do well to consider relapses as temporary detours on the road to quitting, so that you don't dissipate your conviction that quitting is what you both want and need to do. Get back to not-smoking as quickly as you can -- set a day less than a week from today -- and in the meantime see how little you can smoke in a given day.
It also helps to acknowledge that quitting requires you to trade some desirable qualities about smoking in order to gain even more desirable qualities that come with quitting - like health. It helped me to say goodbye to smoking to allow myself to see the "good" side of it, and grieve for it a bit, before dismissing it in favor of not killing myself slowly, and coughing up half a lung with each head cold, and not being able to walk up stairs without gasping. You know -- the bad stuff.
― Aimless, Thursday, 31 December 2009 02:02 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah, Aimless, OTM, quitting is quitting. This is not quitting. It's alt-smoking.
― kenan, Thursday, 31 December 2009 02:03 (fifteen years ago)
Those green smokers look really silly!!! Looks like something out of the Onion.
― US EEL (u s steel), Thursday, 31 December 2009 02:04 (fifteen years ago)
You mean the video? Well, that's South Beach, Florida. Yeah, they look silly. They're not as bad as the music, though.
― kenan, Thursday, 31 December 2009 02:09 (fifteen years ago)
it seems like being able to smoke at work all day or on a plane would make you more addicted?
Not only that, but the nic hit is different, possibly because it's unmixed with baser matter. It hits faster and hits harder. It's more fun, to tell you the truth. Yeah, my #1 concern with these things is that I'll become more addicted to nicotine than ever.
― kenan, Thursday, 31 December 2009 02:57 (fifteen years ago)
stop me when they make electric xanax
― surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Thursday, 31 December 2009 03:03 (fifteen years ago)
xp - yeah, I tried my friend's - and it gave me a headache - nicotine is a lot stronger.
― sarahel, Thursday, 31 December 2009 03:03 (fifteen years ago)
so its like nicotine crack basically
― leave garbage snickers eat snickers leave garbage (jeff), Thursday, 31 December 2009 03:42 (fifteen years ago)
If you consider cigarettes to essentially be a nicotine delivery system, this is perhaps not the purest form of that, but close.
― kenan, Thursday, 31 December 2009 04:05 (fifteen years ago)
that's what's weird to me about it. on the one hand it's obviously a healthier option, lungwise, but on the other hand it's such a naked admission of the basic drug addiction that all the rituals of cigarette smoking help obscure. the patch and nicotine gum do the same thing, but those are more explicitly about quitting, where this seems to be intended as more of a methadone-style maintenance program. it seems unseemly. i've never been a smoker, but if i was one, i don't think these would be appealing.
― hellzapoppa (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 31 December 2009 04:07 (fifteen years ago)
I can't speak for other brands and other flavors available (yet), but this does taste pretty nice.
― kenan, Thursday, 31 December 2009 04:15 (fifteen years ago)
Anyway, it'll be a fine conversation piece at New Year's celebrations tomorrow night.
― kenan, Thursday, 31 December 2009 04:16 (fifteen years ago)
N wanted one of these but theyre not legal in Aus AFAIK.
― millivanillimillenary (Trayce), Thursday, 31 December 2009 04:37 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah, weird. I saw that. Apparently they're totally unregulated in the US and UK, and totally illegal in Aus. ????
― kenan, Thursday, 31 December 2009 04:38 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.popsci.com/science/article/2010-01/synthetic-alcohol-gives-drinkers-pleasant-buzz-without-hangover-addiction
― surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Tuesday, 5 January 2010 16:20 (fifteen years ago)
i want to quit smoking so badly right now.
― And now my dick is where? Oh, this is too rich (the table is the table), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 16:27 (fifteen years ago)
i put the patch about 22 hours ago. so far so good.
― richie aprile (rockapads), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 16:59 (fifteen years ago)
I put a .05 millimole solution of nicotine on a California blackworm once and it died, like, immediately. It sounds like some dorky shit but this was one of the main things that made me quit.
― girl moves (Abbott), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 17:05 (fifteen years ago)
They look like a fun, if expensive, party favor!! When I inherit my millions I will leave a dish of these out at every party!
― US EEL (u s steel), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 17:06 (fifteen years ago)
oh ha
http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Synthehol
http://astrangeeye.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/star-trek-synthehol.jpg
― hey trader joe's! i've got the new steely dan. (Jordan), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 17:10 (fifteen years ago)
Q gets way fucked up on synthehol in that episode where he has to be a human. Good fun.
― girl moves (Abbott), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 17:11 (fifteen years ago)
why isn't this the icigarette?
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 17:19 (fifteen years ago)
co-worker has one. i tried it and it tastes and smells pretty bad, like really cheap, sweet pipe tobacco.
just smoke weed u idiots
― ♖♕♖ (am0n), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 17:59 (fifteen years ago)
nah, get a droud implant and become a wirehead
― an executive by day and a wild man by night (snoball), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 18:25 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2010/01/14/BA4L1BHRER.DTL
― richie aprile (rockapads), Thursday, 14 January 2010 19:03 (fifteen years ago)