IT WAS STAPLED TO THE CHICKEN!

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.. and other awesome joke punchlines.

Mark G, Wednesday, 6 January 2010 08:29 (fifteen years ago)

Anyone can mash potatoes!

Fetchboy, Wednesday, 6 January 2010 08:32 (fifteen years ago)

pepper.

my fursona is named Harper (dyao), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 08:35 (fifteen years ago)

Just the punchline
punchlines only

s1ocki seconds (tehresa), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 08:55 (fifteen years ago)

You're right, "it was stapled to the chicken" is mercilessly funny.

US EEL (u s steel), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 11:48 (fifteen years ago)

I have no idea if this is on youtube:

Back on Saturday Superstore, Little and Large were in, doing "phone-in your joke"

Their example:
Daddy Bear: "Someone's been eating my porridge"
Mummy Bear: "Someone's been eating my porridge"
Baby Bear: "Hang on, where's the video gone?"

So, the first caller, a lad about 6 years old:
"Why did the beetle cross the road?"
Little: "I don't know"
Lad: "It had been stapled to the chicken!"

I laffed my head off, but in a tv studio, L&L are staring in incompehension.

Mark G, Wednesday, 6 January 2010 11:57 (fifteen years ago)

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Mark G, Wednesday, 6 January 2010 17:39 (fifteen years ago)


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