Threesome - The Most Erotic Movie of the Nineties

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lr6l0XsDljg&feature=related

"don't worry about that, this is beauuuutiful!" + football on the roof, this must be where tommy wiseau discovered cinema

Alfred, I love you.

Also, THIS FUCKING MOVIE.

Lara Flynn Boyle had really good clothes in this movie.

Where's Homo? I think she'd have opinions on this matter.

Upon release, the film received negative reviews. The review aggregator Rotten Tomatoes reported that 26% of critics gave Threesome positive reviews, based on 23 reviews.[3] Critics such as Roger Ebert felt that film was unfunny, and that "Like many kids their age, these three are more bold in talk than action, and the movie sounds right; it sounds like undergraduate human dialogue, intended to shock, to liberate, to amuse."[4] Peter Travers' review for Rolling Stone magazine stated, "We're supposed to get all teary when kinkiness threatens to break up a friendship that was hard to swallow in the first place. There's lots of glossy cinematography, courtesy of Alexander Gruszynski, as the three lovers wander the campus separately, looking contemplative. Now there's a laugh. Eddy, a film student, actually makes reference to François Truffaut's ménage à trois classic, Jules and Jim. Eddy, you wish." [5]

Can we talk about how Stephen Baldwin might have the most irritating face on the planet ever?

Alec is the only tolerable one facially. The others are sort like dollar store versions.

Baldwins, that is.

Stephen is the only one who looks like he was incubated in a microwave, though

jean shorts and combat boots

when it looked like Charles and Baldwin were gonna kiss a guy sitting behind me with his girlfriend whispered, "Oh shit. OH SHIT."

someone posted the video for "Jizz In My Pants" on a TMI thread earlier today so of course that's what popped into my head when I read that post

i saw this when i was 13 and the only thing i remember is that there's a devil's threesome at the end and i think stephen baldwin gets it on with the other dude

Yeah, iirc that's what is implied.

He puts Charles' bony hand back on his ass after Charles had removed it.

The most erotic.

Hahah god this movie. Ending up seeing it shortly before full release since they had a screening at UCLA where they filmed exteriors. Probably not a good idea since most of us were saying things like "Wait a minute, that guy's supposed to be going to his dorm and that's one of the libraries..."

Josh Charles 4 eva <3. I still have a mega crush on him.

I never got girls saying Stephen Baldwin was cute. He was only cute if you squinted at him with all the lights off.

also can we enjoy this movie dubbed in Spanish without subtitles? Yes, yes we can.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woQKc8fL_hE

how can you love Josh Charles when he had a crush on Billy Madison up there?

why because he's super cuet and DAN RYDELL

I can always forgive cuet boys for their ill-advised attractions to dopey manchildren

oh I'd have snogged him and his nose.

and his delicious floppy hair

oh Josh Charles *sigh*

JOSH CHARLES IS HOT STUFF

Um, Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead anyone?

Who am I kidding though? He will always be Knox Overstreet to me.

Also, this

He puts Charles' bony hand back on his ass after Charles had removed it.

― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, November 5, 2012 5:04 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

AHAHAHAHAHAA.

That is exactly what he did. It was a ~moment~.

CLOWN DOG

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_iMajCypqxpc/TBtwepAAfUI/AAAAAAAADLw/VA5SL7hxqi0/s400/Picture+3.png

The dishes are done, man.

I love that movie so much

God that should have its own thread too.

I'm right on top of that, Rose,

sorry, sorry

pms city, man

I love to smile and work with raw meat <--- family favorite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMiEpeKMNQI

I think I've just figured out what I want that on my headstone.

we definitely need a thread for this movie

best thread title of all time