http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/808171-mans-penis-freed-from-metal-pipe-with-industrial-grinder
― Shart Habit to Break (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 7 January 2010 18:02 (sixteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lZYAaQoks8
R. Kelly - "Bump & Grind"
― an executive by day and a wild man by night (snoball), Thursday, 7 January 2010 18:03 (sixteen years ago)
The fire crew are now planning to audition on next year's X Factor as grind MCs...
― an executive by day and a wild man by night (snoball), Thursday, 7 January 2010 18:04 (sixteen years ago)
Shine Cause I Grind
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 7 January 2010 18:05 (sixteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxuqUNKqj6E
― Shart Habit to Break (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 7 January 2010 18:05 (sixteen years ago)
dj mix by ilx poster pipecock
― joe, Thursday, 7 January 2010 18:07 (sixteen years ago)
"Shiny Happy People" by the Fatima Mansions
(You look like the type/that likes to suck a big pipe)
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 7 January 2010 18:07 (sixteen years ago)
no pussy blues by grinderman
― joe, Thursday, 7 January 2010 18:09 (sixteen years ago)
from a link on that storyhttp://www.metro.co.uk/weird/79880-urinating-man-in-unfortunate-puppy-v-penis-incident
Watch it next time you leave the pub pissed at closing time if you need a pish.
― Pfunkboy : The Dronelord vs The Girly Metal Daleks (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 7 January 2010 18:10 (sixteen years ago)
http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2006/08/dogwigGETTY110806_175x125.jpg
― Pfunkboy : The Dronelord vs The Girly Metal Daleks (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 7 January 2010 18:11 (sixteen years ago)
Suede - Metal Mickey
― Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Thursday, 7 January 2010 18:12 (sixteen years ago)
skid row - slave to the grind
― chartres (goole), Thursday, 7 January 2010 18:12 (sixteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaE7uiO1qRw&feature=related
― Shart Habit to Break (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 7 January 2010 18:13 (sixteen years ago)
the tubes - no way out
― chartres (goole), Thursday, 7 January 2010 18:14 (sixteen years ago)
Incantation, "Cacharpaya"
― an executive by day and a wild man by night (snoball), Thursday, 7 January 2010 18:15 (sixteen years ago)
^^^ slowburner.gif
― Shart Habit to Break (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 7 January 2010 18:16 (sixteen years ago)
the verve pipe - some song by the verve pipe or other
― chartres (goole), Thursday, 7 January 2010 18:17 (sixteen years ago)
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2748/4253871535_344cce92a8_o.jpg
― i am not down with ppl farting on salami (stevie), Thursday, 7 January 2010 18:18 (sixteen years ago)
Pretty sure I'd rather spend the rest of my life with my cock in a pipe tbh
― Shart Habit to Break (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 7 January 2010 18:19 (sixteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZQsA7G0hvQ^^^ This is from the bottom of the page linked to at the top of this thread. Pretty much the definition of epic.
― an executive by day and a wild man by night (snoball), Thursday, 7 January 2010 18:19 (sixteen years ago)
"i've only come across this kind of thing three or four times in my career as a firefighter"
!!
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 7 January 2010 18:20 (sixteen years ago)
Nutcracker Suite played on a pipe organ...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKDJ6Z_stvg
― an executive by day and a wild man by night (snoball), Thursday, 7 January 2010 18:23 (sixteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGnIAfxjr0Y
― Shart Habit to Break (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 7 January 2010 18:24 (sixteen years ago)
Mike Oldfield - Tubular Balls
― exploding angel vagina (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 7 January 2010 18:26 (sixteen years ago)
^^^ pretty sure that the guy was doing an impersonation of Piltdown Man...
― an executive by day and a wild man by night (snoball), Thursday, 7 January 2010 18:30 (sixteen years ago)
Ant & Dec - "We're On The Ball"
― an executive by day and a wild man by night (snoball), Thursday, 7 January 2010 18:34 (sixteen years ago)
Related Tags: penis puppy incident unfortunate doctor
― ah ah oh ooh ooh oh ah ah ah ah ah oh ah ah aha ooh (HI DERE), Thursday, 7 January 2010 18:40 (sixteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOKMxMjc8Mk
― Shart Habit to Break (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 7 January 2010 18:41 (sixteen years ago)
Dionne Warwick - "I'll Never Love This Way Again"
― an executive by day and a wild man by night (snoball), Thursday, 7 January 2010 18:41 (sixteen years ago)
Vangelis - Blade Runner soundtrack
― an executive by day and a wild man by night (snoball), Thursday, 7 January 2010 18:44 (sixteen years ago)
Yo La Tengo, "Nothing To Hide"
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Thursday, 7 January 2010 18:47 (sixteen years ago)
King Missile - "Detachable Penis"
― ah ah oh ooh ooh oh ah ah ah ah ah oh ah ah aha ooh (HI DERE), Thursday, 7 January 2010 18:47 (sixteen years ago)
I told her, I'm 18 and live a crazy lifePlus I'll tell you what the 80's likeAnd I know what ladies likeNeed a man that's polite, listens and takes adviceI could be all three, plus I can lay the pipeCome with me come stay the night
― bnw, Thursday, 7 January 2010 18:49 (sixteen years ago)
plenty of Who songs: "I Can't Explain", "A Quick On While He's Away", "Happy Jack", "Relax", "Someone's Coming", "Mary Anne With The Shaky Hand", "Sparks", "Do You Think It's Alright?", "Fiddle About", "Sensation", "Doctor Jimmy"
― an executive by day and a wild man by night (snoball), Thursday, 7 January 2010 18:50 (sixteen years ago)
David Bowie - "Hang On To Yourself"
― an executive by day and a wild man by night (snoball), Thursday, 7 January 2010 18:51 (sixteen years ago)
David Bowie - "Width Of A Circle"
"Don't Cry Out Loud"
― hardly a giant f-off pickup (Eazy), Thursday, 7 January 2010 18:52 (sixteen years ago)
Erasure - "You Surround Me"
― an executive by day and a wild man by night (snoball), Thursday, 7 January 2010 18:52 (sixteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1QMFOR5wi8
How could I forget?
― Shart Habit to Break (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 7 January 2010 18:54 (sixteen years ago)
any track from Moz's "Bona Drag"
― an executive by day and a wild man by night (snoball), Thursday, 7 January 2010 18:56 (sixteen years ago)
gary numan "metal"
― latebloomer, Thursday, 7 January 2010 18:57 (sixteen years ago)
the entire Whitehouse discography
― latebloomer, Thursday, 7 January 2010 18:58 (sixteen years ago)
(xpost) Tubeway Army
― an executive by day and a wild man by night (snoball), Thursday, 7 January 2010 18:59 (sixteen years ago)
"Take Me Out"
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 7 January 2010 19:06 (sixteen years ago)
"The penis was left bruised and swollen, but otherwise unharmed by its traumatic day."
― Dif Juz Guys (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 7 January 2010 19:31 (sixteen years ago)
Throbbing Gristle - "What A Day"
― an executive by day and a wild man by night (snoball), Thursday, 7 January 2010 19:31 (sixteen years ago)
http://media.liquidx.net/ul/old_images/daniel_powter.jpg
― ah ah oh ooh ooh oh ah ah ah ah ah oh ah ah aha ooh (HI DERE), Thursday, 7 January 2010 19:32 (sixteen years ago)
alternately:
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/aO5Dpqka_c0/hqdefault.jpg
George Michael / firemen / cock / pipe / smoking^^^ everyone please make up your own joke involving these words...
― an executive by day and a wild man by night (snoball), Thursday, 7 January 2010 19:35 (sixteen years ago)
any early-ish Einsturzende Neubauten
― Joe Pass Filter (MaresNest), Thursday, 7 January 2010 19:38 (sixteen years ago)
"Thank You For Freeing My Penis From A Metal Pipe With An Industrial Grinder," Sly & the Family Stone
― Herodcare for the Unborn (J0hn D.), Thursday, 7 January 2010 19:40 (sixteen years ago)
steeler's wheel: (my penis is) stuck in the middle (of a metal pipe) with you.
― chartres (goole), Thursday, 7 January 2010 19:42 (sixteen years ago)
"Free Me (Specifically, My Penis, From This Metal Pipe, With An Industrial Grinder)," Roger Daltrey
― Herodcare for the Unborn (J0hn D.), Thursday, 7 January 2010 19:45 (sixteen years ago)
queen: i want to break (my penis) free (from this metal pipe, with an industrial grinder)
― chartres (goole), Thursday, 7 January 2010 19:47 (sixteen years ago)
Carl Murphy - "Lick I Pipe"
― Big K.R.U.T. (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 7 January 2010 19:47 (sixteen years ago)
The Toasters - "Don't Let the Bastards Grind You Down"
― Big K.R.U.T. (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 7 January 2010 19:49 (sixteen years ago)
"Freedom '10"
― hardly a giant f-off pickup (Eazy), Thursday, 7 January 2010 19:50 (sixteen years ago)
another quality Roger Daltrey jam, "Parting Should Be Painless (But It Isn't, Because It's My Penis, And It's Trapped In a Metal Pipe)"
― Herodcare for the Unborn (J0hn D.), Thursday, 7 January 2010 19:50 (sixteen years ago)
"We -- my penis and I, that is -- gotta get out of this narrow, metal, cylindrical place."
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 7 January 2010 19:55 (sixteen years ago)
oh fuck can't stop lol'ing now.
― Herodcare for the Unborn (J0hn D.), Thursday, 7 January 2010 19:56 (sixteen years ago)
"Free Your Penis And Your Ass Will Follow" - Funkadelic
― ah ah oh ooh ooh oh ah ah ah ah ah oh ah ah aha ooh (HI DERE), Thursday, 7 January 2010 19:59 (sixteen years ago)
"Way Down in the Hole"
― hardly a giant f-off pickup (Eazy), Thursday, 7 January 2010 20:02 (sixteen years ago)
"Stuck in a Moment You Can't Get Out Of (Where By 'Moment' We Mean 'Lead Pipe')" - U2
― ah ah oh ooh ooh oh ah ah ah ah ah oh ah ah aha ooh (HI DERE), Thursday, 7 January 2010 20:03 (sixteen years ago)
The Cure - "Cut Here (Right Here, Where My Penis Meets This Lead Pipe)"
― Big K.R.U.T. (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 7 January 2010 20:06 (sixteen years ago)
^ fucking A+
― ah ah oh ooh ooh oh ah ah ah ah ah oh ah ah aha ooh (HI DERE), Thursday, 7 January 2010 20:10 (sixteen years ago)
ah ah oh ooh ooh oh ah ah ah ah ah oh ah ah aha ooh
― steady mmmobyn (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 7 January 2010 20:20 (sixteen years ago)
lol @ joe
He's the original pipecock
― steady mmmobyn (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 7 January 2010 20:21 (sixteen years ago)
http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2010/01/07/article-1262873521106-0040B1B600000258-421365_304x156.jpg
so they had to pick the stock photo where it looks like there is a huge cock in the photo?
― total eclipse of the shart (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 7 January 2010 20:22 (sixteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHSZGOXRfQA
― voices from the manstep (brownie), Thursday, 7 January 2010 20:22 (sixteen years ago)
Blackout Crew - Put A Donk On It
― Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Thursday, 7 January 2010 23:28 (sixteen years ago)
Anything by the Revolting Cocks, obviously...
― Stone Monkey, Thursday, 7 January 2010 23:37 (sixteen years ago)
tears in my eyes from lolling
thanking u ILX
― sleeve, Friday, 8 January 2010 00:34 (sixteen years ago)
these ppl do not learn:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFDDDHs8Fsc
is there fetish porn for people who like it *rough* ? (i'm afraid to look..)
― $hatner's Bassoon (Pillbox), Friday, 8 January 2010 00:39 (sixteen years ago)
^^ I have been to many of these parks and let me tell you, it is tempting, but for the grace of God...
― Player is killed, but they are resurrected, and the 45 Revolver glow gold (dyao), Friday, 8 January 2010 02:54 (sixteen years ago)
Jesus & Mary Chain " The Kindest Cut"
― François de Roobabe (Capitaine Jay Vee), Friday, 8 January 2010 04:11 (sixteen years ago)
sparks "balls"
("all you need are..")
― journey to the center of fat butt (electricsound), Friday, 8 January 2010 04:13 (sixteen years ago)
Tom Petty, "The Waiting (as the Industrial Grinder, Sparking and Whizzing, Approaches my Penis) is the Hardest Part."
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 8 January 2010 05:17 (sixteen years ago)
Queen: "I want to break (my penis) free (of this metal pipe, industrial grinder man (or indeed, woman))"
― Mark G, Friday, 8 January 2010 09:50 (sixteen years ago)
Pro tip: the subtitles on that Youtube clip above get even more fun if you sing them to the tune of 'Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm'
― Ferry Aid was a popular appeal and it still is (DJ Mencap), Friday, 8 January 2010 10:17 (sixteen years ago)
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 7 January 2010 18:20 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Does it really still come as a surprise to ilx that men are wont to put their cocks in things?
Ouch - N-Dubz
― what kind of present your naked body (Upt0eleven), Friday, 8 January 2010 10:20 (sixteen years ago)
I was more surprised that the firefighter admitted masturbating once he got there
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 8 January 2010 10:26 (sixteen years ago)
"I tried to distract his attention"
― Mark G, Friday, 8 January 2010 10:33 (sixteen years ago)
Mac Davis - 'Chop No Wood'
― We should have called Suzie and Bobby (NickB), Friday, 8 January 2010 10:48 (sixteen years ago)
swing out sister- who let the love out
― Not a reactionary git, just an idiot. (darraghmac), Friday, 8 January 2010 11:02 (sixteen years ago)
or indeed "break out"
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 8 January 2010 11:45 (sixteen years ago)