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c or d

― anthony, Friday, 28 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

classic, I think he was okay.

― jel --, Friday, 28 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I preferred his brother, Darren.

― Matt, Friday, 28 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

post of the day!!!

― gareth, Friday, 28 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

overrated.

― Martin Skidmore, Friday, 28 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

sometimes seems creepy.

― unknown or illegal user, Friday, 28 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

oh no wait, i'm thinking of charles manson.

― unknown or illegal user, Friday, 28 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

no, I'm not allowed to leave it at that because several other people had the same idea. That should do it.

― Tim Bateman, Friday, 28 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Jesus, eh who knows--he seems cool enuff until you look at all the fucked up shit people have done in his name (Is there anything MORE dud than Jerry Falwell, really? I mean other than Hitler.) Christianity is mostly dud as a religion. And religion across the board is really a pretty awful dud.

― Alex in SF, Friday, 28 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i wouldn't blame jesus for chritianity. it's not his fault. but at the same time the dude's never done nothing for me personally so. . .

― Ms. S., Friday, 28 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

he helped me, cos i was falling, falling out of this.

― Queen I am neither Buffy nor the Messiah G, Friday, 28 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Dude needed a haircut and a good wash. I hear rumours he married a hooker and his kids legged it to France though (http://www.disinfo.com/pages/dossier/id96/pg1 - good book, complete cobblers, obviously)

― dr daif, Friday, 28 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

In a way the entire story of Jesus is really tragic, considering that he martyred himself for the most ungrateful creatures on the planet: humanity. I sometimes tihnk he would have been better off running out on his disciples and leading a Robin Hood-esque life.

― Dan Perry, Friday, 28 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

left back for Valencia? not bad, won't get in the national side though.

― chris, Friday, 28 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Blaming Jesus for Jerry Falwell is like blaming Tori Amos for Jewel....

(Oh, btw, I'm a Catholic, so Christ rocks the Kasbah)

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 28 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I've often wondered what kind of "job" Jesus would have if s/he were around today. I know I know having a job kind of contravenes everything he said but times are different so maybe his message would be too, and be inclusive enough for people who, I dunno, actually have to earn a living and want a few tchotchkes around the house. Are tchotchkes Satanic? Anyway, I've thought either: 1) a rapper or 2) a stand-up comedian. I've always imagined the Sermon on the Mount as an elaborate stand-up act.

― Tracer Hand, Friday, 28 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I've often wondered what kind of "job" Jesus would have if s/he were around today
Obviously he'd be in a mental institute trying to convince Napoleon III, his roommate, that HE REALLY IS JESUS.

― nathalie, Friday, 28 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

If he did those miracles, definitely c but a bit creepily d. if not, mostly d but c for being interesting and for cathedrals.

― Maria, Friday, 28 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Christ rocks the Kasbah

The idea of The Man in fact being Joe Strummer hurts me in my heart, and I must ask that you forebear this specific comparison.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 28 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Snap ... Me and Jesus go way back, man ... We used to hang with his cousins Pablo and Chet down in east-side Dogpatch ... You know, by Misty Aguilera's place ... Anyway Jesus was like the craziest little Puerto Rican I ever met, we had good times, he could hook you up left or right ... Classic all the way ... One of the smartest guys I knew back then, I miss him, man.

― my ramosi impersonation, Friday, 28 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

funniest funniest thing I've ever read on ILE!!!

― chris, Friday, 28 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I just wanna know if he beat The Dude at bowling or not.

― Mr Noodles, Friday, 28 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Yep, Jesus = classic, Christianity = Dud. Cryin' shame, that.

― Dan I., Saturday, 29 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i miss ramosi. and ethan. where are the ilx teenagers?

― minna, Saturday, 29 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

bah they got girlfriends i expect

― mark s, Saturday, 29 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

They escaped to AIM.

― nathalie, Saturday, 29 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm here! (and single)

― Graham, Saturday, 29 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Nathalie Ramosi has AIM?! (doesnt matter anyway, as graham and ethan he scares me)

― Chupa-Cabras, Saturday, 29 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

five years pass...

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20071224/capt.sge.nfn06.241207220830.photo00.photo.default-512x317.jpg?x=400&y=247&sig=MHztlp9GGeC3Fk4fDNiMkg--

Best revive ever! Get it?

― Hurting 2, Friday, 28 December 2007 04:29 (eighteen years ago)

boo

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 28 December 2007 04:33 (eighteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

http://www.fecalface.com/POTD/upload/2007/06/6-16-07.jpg

― dat dude delmar (and what), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 00:54 (seventeen years ago)

twelve years pass...

Jesus doing a surgical consult.

It wasn't free.

https://i.ibb.co/M1db7W7/IMG-20211025-124753.jpg

― Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Monday, 25 October 2021 16:55 (four years ago)

Jesus's receding hairline is a nice touch there. Makes him much more relatable to white men. And the fact that He forgot to gown up and wear a surgical mask makes Him more relatable to hardcore covid deniers.

― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 25 October 2021 17:58 (four years ago)

when the patient dies, Jesus then goes to billing to help them collect the co-payment

― Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Monday, 25 October 2021 18:03 (four years ago)

jesus: "No. No, that's no- just let me do it"
surgeon: "Like this? Wait."
jesus: "Give me the... Ron. Seriously now, please."

― Evan, Monday, 25 October 2021 19:55 (four years ago)

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