My New Pink Button (aka Adventures in Genital Cosmetics)

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the mind boggles a bit, yes.

http://magazine.goodvibes.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Pink-Button.jpg

hellzapoppa (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 17:03 (sixteen years ago)

I thought this was going to be about Jennifer Love-Hewitt Vajazzling her Vajayjay.

you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 17:05 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977999045&grpId=3659174697243100&nav=Groupspace

you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 17:06 (sixteen years ago)

okay is the female equivalent of "Puppetry of the Penis"

Jay Leno's Pony Vivisection Hour (HI DERE), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 17:09 (sixteen years ago)

Not my area of expertise, but my first thought was "but how does it taste?"

twice boiled cabbage is death, Tuesday, 19 January 2010 17:13 (sixteen years ago)

http://jillandkate.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/easy-button.jpg

harbl, Tuesday, 19 January 2010 17:15 (sixteen years ago)

okay is the female equivalent of "Puppetry of the Penis"

― Jay Leno's Pony Vivisection Hour (HI DERE), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 17:09 (8 minutes ago) Bookmark

pretty certain this was the vagina monologues

Do the english boil pizza? (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 17:19 (sixteen years ago)

worthless meme w/o before and after pics imo

miley stylus (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 17:20 (sixteen years ago)

Q. “Help! I've noticed I am turning a more brown color down there on my inside lips, is this normal”?

A. Yes, it’s perfectly normal and there are many factors that can contribute to this. Ethnicity is a big factor, also age, hormone change, surgeries, childbirth, sickness, health, diet and medications can all contribute to a change from “Pink” to “Brown” in a woman's genital area.

sedentary lacrimation (Abbott), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 17:34 (sixteen years ago)

it's perfectly normal for ethnicity to affect your skin color. fortunately, we have a cream for that.

hellzapoppa (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 17:36 (sixteen years ago)

I was embarrassed about the color change for years and my doctor said there was nothing you could do about it. I was too embarrassed to even discuss it with my friends, and when I finally did I found out I wasn’t alone. We love this product, and it works! Thank you so much.

-Rochelle C. 51 years old

sedentary lacrimation (Abbott), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 17:40 (sixteen years ago)

pretty certain this was the vagina monologues

pretty certain "The Vagina Monologues" did not feature the performers manipulating/fancying up their vaginas onstage

Vajazzle My Nazzle (HI DERE), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 17:45 (sixteen years ago)

lol firefox is mad at me for not using "vaginae"

Vajazzle My Nazzle (HI DERE), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 17:46 (sixteen years ago)

Our Products are Never Tested on Animals, but it will bring out the Animal in You!

whaaaaa

lords of hyrule (c sharp major), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 17:51 (sixteen years ago)

Useful review: http://iasshole.org/?p=1771

she is writing about love (Jenny), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 17:53 (sixteen years ago)

This whole thing is really embarrassing.

sedentary lacrimation (Abbott), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 17:54 (sixteen years ago)

THE BURNING!!!!!! hahahaha

Vajazzle My Nazzle (HI DERE), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 17:56 (sixteen years ago)

Hahah Jenny that review is priceless. There is also an ominous warning in the instructions that “for some, a slight ‘irritating’ feeling may occur upon application and last for about a minute.” An irritating feeling? Like the cosmetics industry telling me I should be self-conscious about yet another body part? Oh, wait, a different kind of irritating.

sedentary lacrimation (Abbott), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 17:56 (sixteen years ago)

http://s153.photobucket.com/albums/s216/assmitten/My%20New%20Pink%20Scam/?action=view¤t=ingredient.jpg

it's flavoured with fruit juice concentrate wtfffff

lords of hyrule (c sharp major), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 18:01 (sixteen years ago)

too busy lolling at "Salt" tbh

Vajazzle My Nazzle (HI DERE), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 18:02 (sixteen years ago)

The brave and heroic reviewer concluded that it was basically Kool-Aid.

she is writing about love (Jenny), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 18:05 (sixteen years ago)

http://newt.org/Portals/0/UltraPhotoGallery/706/KoolAid.jpg

super sexy psycho fantasy world (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 18:08 (sixteen years ago)

i just can't even fathom this 'vajazzling'... like, all i can picture is a bunch of sharp-edged crystals and how fucking uncomfortable it would be to have them basically stabbing you every time you moved.

DAN P3RRY MAD AT GRANDMA (just1n3), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 18:13 (sixteen years ago)

how do they stay in place?

DAN P3RRY MAD AT GRANDMA (just1n3), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 18:13 (sixteen years ago)

http://images.asseenontv.com/prod-pages/images1/BeDazzler_Thumb.jpg

Vajazzle My Nazzle (HI DERE), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 18:18 (sixteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_bleaching

┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐ (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 18:19 (sixteen years ago)

I'mma creepy crawlers my dick

freezoni appleby 2010 (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 18:20 (sixteen years ago)

Oh Dan ;_;

sedentary lacrimation (Abbott), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 18:20 (sixteen years ago)

Scrotal Bleaching?

might seem normal (snoball), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 18:23 (sixteen years ago)

a long time ago there were these ads for an upcoming episode of that plastic surgery reality show (the one that followed famous beverly hills doctors) and they kept mentioning 'anal breaching' which had me seriously going "WTF WTF?!" (especially because the girl mentioning it looked like a porn star). so i watched it and realised i'd been mishearing it and it was actually 'anal bleaching'.

DAN P3RRY MAD AT GRANDMA (just1n3), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 18:26 (sixteen years ago)

Q. “Can you use this solution on other body parts”?

A. Yes, this can be used on the nipples and men’s genitals.

freezoni appleby 2010 (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 18:36 (sixteen years ago)

missing an apostrophe on "nipples'"

Vajazzle My Nazzle (HI DERE), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 18:36 (sixteen years ago)

love the use of the definite article there

Do the english boil pizza? (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 18:38 (sixteen years ago)

a nipples

freezoni appleby 2010 (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 18:39 (sixteen years ago)

every nipple

Do the english boil pizza? (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 18:40 (sixteen years ago)

I'm every nipple
it's all in meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

she is writing about love (Jenny), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 19:22 (sixteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://www.alternet.org/news/145461/the_6_weirdest_things_women_do_to_their_vaginas

i am just sitting here playing cafe world baby (Nijoli), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 02:53 (fifteen years ago)

Happy to report that I've never done any of these things to my vagina.

ps - VAGINAL MINTS?? wow.

t(o_o)t (ENBB), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 03:04 (fifteen years ago)

Bleach Babe contains Kojic acid, the same ingredient that keeps salmon meat pink.

trip goin' hammer (govern yourself accordingly), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 04:00 (fifteen years ago)


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