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eating right never tasted so good

being naughty never felt so nice

saving money never looked so sexy

elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 21 January 2010 15:40 (sixteen years ago)

i never her so lol

your favorite toy dinosaur ruined my asshole (acoleuthic), Thursday, 21 January 2010 15:41 (sixteen years ago)

Posting to ILX never helped you lose weight so stop.

might seem normal (snoball), Thursday, 21 January 2010 15:42 (sixteen years ago)

saving the planet never looked so green

elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 21 January 2010 15:43 (sixteen years ago)

getting fat never fat fat fat

elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 21 January 2010 15:45 (sixteen years ago)

alopecia never looked so sexy

elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 21 January 2010 15:45 (sixteen years ago)

clear skin never looked so smart

elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 21 January 2010 15:49 (sixteen years ago)

You've never had it so good
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might seem normal (snoball), Thursday, 21 January 2010 15:51 (sixteen years ago)

wearing shoes never felt so natural

Lamp, Thursday, 21 January 2010 15:52 (sixteen years ago)

wasting time never felt so necessary

Lamp, Thursday, 21 January 2010 15:53 (sixteen years ago)

eating tacos never felt so luxurious

Lamp, Thursday, 21 January 2010 15:53 (sixteen years ago)

eating trash never felt so satisfying

elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 21 January 2010 15:58 (sixteen years ago)

getting a haircut never sounded so dangerous

elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 21 January 2010 15:59 (sixteen years ago)

death never lived so vibrantly

Lamp, Thursday, 21 January 2010 16:00 (sixteen years ago)

moving your bowels never looked so chic

elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 21 January 2010 16:00 (sixteen years ago)

reading never looked so sweet

Lamp, Thursday, 21 January 2010 16:01 (sixteen years ago)

expensive sofas never seemed so unobtainable

Lamp, Thursday, 21 January 2010 16:01 (sixteen years ago)

christian music never sounded so dope

elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 21 January 2010 16:03 (sixteen years ago)

ritual sacrifice never seemed so moden

elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 21 January 2010 16:04 (sixteen years ago)

sleeping with your therapist never felt so mandatory

velko, Thursday, 21 January 2010 16:06 (sixteen years ago)

porn never tasted this salty

elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 21 January 2010 16:07 (sixteen years ago)

ritual sacrifice never seemed so moden

Typos never looked so funny.

might seem normal (snoball), Thursday, 21 January 2010 16:07 (sixteen years ago)

mandatory therapy has never helped so much

Lamp, Thursday, 21 January 2010 16:08 (sixteen years ago)

I had never even seen a shooting star before. 25 years of rotations, passes through comets' paths, and travel, and to my memory I had never witnessed burning debris scratch across the night sky. Radiohead were hunched over their instruments. Thom Yorke slowly beat on a grand piano, singing, eyes closed, into his microphone like he was trying to kiss around a big nose. Colin Greenwood tapped patiently on a double bass, waiting for his cue. White pearls of arena light swam over their faces. A lazy disco light spilled artificial constellations inside the aluminum cove of the makeshift stage. The metal skeleton of the stage ate one end of Florence's Piazza Santa Croce, on the steps of the Santa Croce Cathedral. Michelangelo's bones and cobblestone laid beneath. I stared entranced, soaking

sleepingbag, Thursday, 21 January 2010 17:14 (sixteen years ago)

looooooooooooooooooooool @ how 'so' fits into that one

your favorite toy dinosaur ruined my asshole (acoleuthic), Thursday, 21 January 2010 17:15 (sixteen years ago)


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