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Just want to introduce myself with self-deprecating typos as is the custom... Now that I've done that, let me tell you a little about myself. I am a married feller of 35 living in NY, bored and got no real ideas what to do with my life except to read stuff I seem to be interested in for whatever reason. I only buy $15 worth of music per month anymore thanks to Emusic and realization that it is all so worthless in the end. I like Tibetan Buddhism and getting drunk. I would get high if I had a connection, but I do not. I'm a designer and illustrator and want more than anything to fire two braincells together long enough to write a children's story along the lines of A Wrinkle In Time. I like mostly psychedelic music and I have done a lot of drugs in the ancient past, but have no interest in drugs anymore except pot occasionally. Like I said, I need a connection, so get to know me and meet a new custie! ;) I don't care about being very hip or up on stuff, so I won't care or argue much about anything like that. Sad Conan is getting fucked. What else? I like taking pictures and might start a few blogs soon or a Flickr account. I guess I love any Showtime series because I seem to love them all: Weeds, US of Tara, DEXTER!!!!, Tudors, the one about the gym coach gigolo... oh, right, I just remembered Diary of A Callgirl is one that I can't stand. I like Big Love, too, but I am cheap and only either have HBO or Showtime at any given moment. I enjoy chick flicks, cats, dogs and long walks in the park.

― Ray Gunner, Saturday, 23 January 2010 03:17 (sixteen years ago)

ok I gave you 10 minutes. now I'm walking away.

― Ray Gunner, Saturday, 23 January 2010 03:27 (sixteen years ago)

OK man see u

― Möbius dick (╓abies), Saturday, 23 January 2010 03:29 (sixteen years ago)

sarahel vehemently denies this is her fwiw

― your favorite toy dinosaur ruined my asshole (acoleuthic), Saturday, 23 January 2010 03:29 (sixteen years ago)

spelled "knew" wrong

― harbl, Saturday, 23 January 2010 03:30 (sixteen years ago)

Psychedelic music is awesome!

― Adam Bruneau, Saturday, 23 January 2010 03:32 (sixteen years ago)

o hai

nice to meet you guys... I'm going to go drink with my wife until Conan comes on, but I hope we will talk later. Remember, hear I am, Ray Gunz. Or Gunner. Whatever I call myself up there. You guys seem fun so manybe we beome the friends together.

― Ray Gunner, Saturday, 23 January 2010 03:37 (sixteen years ago)

I like Tibetan Buddhism and getting drunk.

A curious combination.

― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 23 January 2010 03:39 (sixteen years ago)

how many NYers and how often do you all FAP? because I FAP myself. Sometimes I wish there were people with me because it's a little embarrassing to FAP alone.

― Ray Gunner, Saturday, 23 January 2010 03:39 (sixteen years ago)

Daniel, buy me a beer and I'll tell you all about it. Otherwise, I'll buy my own beer and probably won't give you the good version.

― Ray Gunner, Saturday, 23 January 2010 03:41 (sixteen years ago)

http://biggerthanyourhead.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/beer_01.jpg

― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 23 January 2010 03:43 (sixteen years ago)

(j/k)

:)

― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 23 January 2010 03:43 (sixteen years ago)

I don't know what's more disconcerting, the fact that you're spying on me or the fact that your camera only colorizes the important action.

― Ray Gunner, Saturday, 23 January 2010 03:45 (sixteen years ago)

http://missivesfrommarx.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/simon-cowell-thumbs-down1.jpg

― k3vin k., Saturday, 23 January 2010 03:46 (sixteen years ago)

going to plung that thumb in yer butthole where it belongs?

― Ray Gunner, Saturday, 23 January 2010 03:49 (sixteen years ago)

This sock sucks.

― you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Saturday, 23 January 2010 03:58 (sixteen years ago)

not a sock puppet. brand new poster. Only viewed this site for a few weeks, so sorry if I'm not super awesome. Maybe I never will be. I'm just a person.

― Ray Gunner, Saturday, 23 January 2010 04:00 (sixteen years ago)

So, if I post too much, I'm a sock. If I don't post enough, nobody will know I exist. What am I supposed to do, exactly? I've done what I thought was customary and polite by introducing myself... any NYers want to meet for a drink? I guarantee you've never seen me before and that I will not have a sock on my head, either. Kinda the whole point of me signing up was to meet some of you. I haven't really been keeping track of names, but seems like good people here.

― Ray Gunner, Saturday, 23 January 2010 04:09 (sixteen years ago)

worry less, drink moar

― HI DERE gave me a substitution abuse problem (jjjusten), Saturday, 23 January 2010 04:17 (sixteen years ago)

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ct8OLO7FJ7g/Swc-gqpTL3I/AAAAAAAAAEw/fJ8-Wdvie60/s1600/arizona.jpg

^^ recommended

― kshighway (ksh), Saturday, 23 January 2010 04:18 (sixteen years ago)

I just refilled my glass. Thank you for not being all AA about it.

― Ray Gunner, Saturday, 23 January 2010 04:18 (sixteen years ago)

You should post later at night when I am more drunk. it would be like the old days.

― Zachary Taylor, Saturday, 23 January 2010 06:10 (sixteen years ago)

What's FAP?

― Jacob Sanders, Saturday, 23 January 2010 07:00 (sixteen years ago)

It's a lossless audio codac for listening to your favorite bands such as Phish or Pink Floyd or Pantera. You have to answer questions and get a membership.

― Zachary Taylor, Saturday, 23 January 2010 08:09 (sixteen years ago)

iirc, "fap" means "fancy a pint?," i.e., a real-life get-together of ILXors.

― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 23 January 2010 15:30 (sixteen years ago)


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