OMG! I am liveblogging the Miss America Pageant On TLC!

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scott seward, Sunday, 31 January 2010 01:16 (sixteen years ago)

miss oklahoma likes sweets. PERIOD.

scott seward, Sunday, 31 January 2010 01:18 (sixteen years ago)

SHAWN JOHNSON!

scott seward, Sunday, 31 January 2010 01:19 (sixteen years ago)

VIVICA A. FOX!

scott seward, Sunday, 31 January 2010 01:19 (sixteen years ago)

RUSH LIMBAUGH!

scott seward, Sunday, 31 January 2010 01:20 (sixteen years ago)

GRETCHEN CARLSON!

scott seward, Sunday, 31 January 2010 01:20 (sixteen years ago)

DAVE KOZ!

scott seward, Sunday, 31 January 2010 01:20 (sixteen years ago)

BROOKE WHITE!

scott seward, Sunday, 31 January 2010 01:21 (sixteen years ago)

BATHING SUITS!

scott seward, Sunday, 31 January 2010 01:41 (sixteen years ago)

MARIO LOPEZ!

scott seward, Sunday, 31 January 2010 01:44 (sixteen years ago)

Did you ever know that you're my hero?

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 31 January 2010 01:45 (sixteen years ago)

MY FOUR YEAR OLD SON WANTS A PRETTY LADY IN A BATHING SUIT TO PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE. AND HE WANTS TO SMELL THEIR BUTTS.

should i worry...

scott seward, Sunday, 31 January 2010 01:49 (sixteen years ago)

sounds like he's perfectly on track for a 4 year old boy...

VegemiteGrrrl, Sunday, 31 January 2010 01:55 (sixteen years ago)

this is a really strange broadcast. it keeps stopping to talk to old miss america winners. they are everywhere! around every corner!

scott seward, Sunday, 31 January 2010 02:00 (sixteen years ago)

BAD BALLET!

scott seward, Sunday, 31 January 2010 02:07 (sixteen years ago)

this is why the internet was invented

mind crystals over matter (rrrobyn), Sunday, 31 January 2010 02:10 (sixteen years ago)

this thread right here

mind crystals over matter (rrrobyn), Sunday, 31 January 2010 02:11 (sixteen years ago)

:D

mind crystals over matter (rrrobyn), Sunday, 31 January 2010 02:11 (sixteen years ago)

OUCH HANDEL'S HALLLLLLLLELUGHGHGHGHGHGLUIA CHORUS ON DA PIANO.

(BEFORE THAT SOME PUCCINI O SOLO MY EARS O!)

scott seward, Sunday, 31 January 2010 02:17 (sixteen years ago)

I'M IN YER THEATRE JUDGING YOU!

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/music/DaveKoz1.jpg

scott seward, Sunday, 31 January 2010 02:20 (sixteen years ago)

LOLKOZ

scott seward, Sunday, 31 January 2010 02:20 (sixteen years ago)

wait, i did mention that rush limbaugh is a judge, right?

scott seward, Sunday, 31 January 2010 02:21 (sixteen years ago)

MISS NEBRASKA IS KNOWN AS THE "PINK BAG LADY" BECAUSE OF HER SUITCASE COLLECTION.

scott seward, Sunday, 31 January 2010 02:23 (sixteen years ago)

miss texas: gtfo

wtf lebron, that chick doesn't need a gatorade bath (k3vin k.), Sunday, 31 January 2010 02:26 (sixteen years ago)

MORE PUCCINI!

scott seward, Sunday, 31 January 2010 02:26 (sixteen years ago)

(MORE PUCCINI AFTER I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU BLONDIE YEAH BLAH GLAH...BURP)

scott seward, Sunday, 31 January 2010 02:27 (sixteen years ago)

what is this????

wtf lebron, that chick doesn't need a gatorade bath (k3vin k.), Sunday, 31 January 2010 02:29 (sixteen years ago)

SOMEBODY CALL THE POLICE MISS KENTUCKY IS MURDERING ON MY OWN. EVEN BY ANDREW LLOYD WEBER STANDARDS!

scott seward, Sunday, 31 January 2010 02:30 (sixteen years ago)

HULA DANCING!

scott seward, Sunday, 31 January 2010 02:30 (sixteen years ago)

QUESTIONS!

scott seward, Sunday, 31 January 2010 02:40 (sixteen years ago)

IMAGINARY GAMES WITH STICKS IN THE STREET!

scott seward, Sunday, 31 January 2010 02:42 (sixteen years ago)

the miracle of music

wtf lebron, that chick doesn't need a gatorade bath (k3vin k.), Sunday, 31 January 2010 02:45 (sixteen years ago)

THE MOMENT WE HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR!

scott seward, Sunday, 31 January 2010 02:55 (sixteen years ago)

MISS VIRGINIA!!!!

scott seward, Sunday, 31 January 2010 02:57 (sixteen years ago)

THEY ARE PLAYING THE BLACK EYED PEAS!

scott seward, Sunday, 31 January 2010 02:57 (sixteen years ago)

ahahahaaaa

mind crystals over matter (rrrobyn), Sunday, 31 January 2010 02:58 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.missva.com/2009/Caressa/Caressa072_jeannab_sm.jpg

scott seward, Sunday, 31 January 2010 02:58 (sixteen years ago)

OOPS!

scott seward, Sunday, 31 January 2010 02:59 (sixteen years ago)

HER NAME IS CARESSA!

scott seward, Sunday, 31 January 2010 02:59 (sixteen years ago)

HEY THAT PICTURE DID SHOW UP.

scott seward, Sunday, 31 January 2010 03:00 (sixteen years ago)

THIS SHOW WAS REALLY REALLY BORING.

scott seward, Sunday, 31 January 2010 03:00 (sixteen years ago)

still pondering the name 'Caressa'. Name like that can only lead to Miss America...or a strip club.

VegemiteGrrrl, Sunday, 31 January 2010 03:11 (sixteen years ago)

I like the part where they each say their major and it's always "Health and Exercise Science."

Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 31 January 2010 03:11 (sixteen years ago)

Also the part where their dads bring them out and their dads all have mustaches, did they have that part?

Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 31 January 2010 03:12 (sixteen years ago)

remember back in the mid-90s when kids didn't play all those crazy video games and instead could entertain themselves with a couple of sticks in the street?

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 31 January 2010 07:46 (sixteen years ago)

maybe there's a game for the genesis called "sticks in the street" and I misinterpreted her comments.

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 31 January 2010 07:46 (sixteen years ago)

This was my favorite moment:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2735/4317650815_894a50a278.jpg

Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Sunday, 31 January 2010 07:57 (sixteen years ago)

two words for that chick: sun damage.

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 31 January 2010 08:14 (sixteen years ago)

also a problem for Adam West, I think.

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 31 January 2010 08:14 (sixteen years ago)

three months pass...

Did anyone watch Miss USA? I looked for general beauty pageant thread or Miss USA thread and this was all I found.

Highlights:

* Miss VA was asked about her grilled cheese sandwich recipe, stated that she uses frozen Texas toast and "lots of cheese"
* Miss Mississippi on her evening dress, "It's fresh, sexy, and red...just like me!"
* One contestant, can't remember which, listed "laughing" as one of her interests
* Johnny Weir was a judge

The rest:

* so fucking boring
* horrible musical performances from Trace Adkins and some shitty emo band with wigs on
* no talent competition
* Miss Maine was given the most softball question of all time, "How did those controversial sexy lingerie photos make you feel?" while Miss Oklahoma stumbled around a fairly good question about states' rights and the stupid new AZ racial profiling law.
* contestants appeared to all be sporting the required long wavy extensions, without exception

WINNER: Miss Michigan
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs426.snc3/24585_412116201100_17227011100_5404652_2326245_n.jpg

an outlet to express the dark invocations of (La Lechera), Monday, 17 May 2010 03:07 (fifteen years ago)

seven months pass...

Miss America: back on network teevee! (ABC) tonight!

ergonomically chromium plated fish slice (La Lechera), Sunday, 16 January 2011 00:54 (fifteen years ago)

Miss DE: Bald (alopecia)
Miss NY: gay rights platform

That's all I know about this year's contestants.

ergonomically chromium plated fish slice (La Lechera), Sunday, 16 January 2011 00:57 (fifteen years ago)

Beauty pagents need more chubby cheeks and enormous lower lips.

Aimless, Sunday, 16 January 2011 01:57 (fifteen years ago)

This happened:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KusWJSnmjLE

polyphonic, Sunday, 16 January 2011 07:40 (fifteen years ago)

Oh yeah, Miss Arkansas and her yodeling dummies were TOP NOTCH. Less so: Contestant Jacquie Brown (white btw) singing "Papa Was a Rolling Stone"

Also this.

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5128/5358551193_4cb898a770.jpg

A 17 yr old won the pageant. There is no justice in the world.

ergonomically chromium plated fish slice (La Lechera), Sunday, 16 January 2011 23:59 (fifteen years ago)

five months pass...

Miss USA tonight on NBC if you like trashy pageants with like 500 ads for Trump products

heartbreak beet (La Lechera), Sunday, 19 June 2011 20:10 (fourteen years ago)

Awesome, I was just thinking I haven't watched a pageant in a while! Miss Universe is my favorite, but I'll take Miss USA.

Fog Fucking Hat (u s steel), Sunday, 19 June 2011 21:30 (fourteen years ago)

Miss USA leads to Miss Universe!!

Miss World is something else, not to be missed.

heartbreak beet (La Lechera), Sunday, 19 June 2011 23:17 (fourteen years ago)

one year passes...

http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2876/9066223645_c9989f19a1.jpg

"I think we can relate this back to education, and how we are … continuing to try to strive to [epic pause] figure out how to create jobs right now. That is the biggest problem. And I think, especially the men are … um … seen as the leaders of this, and so we need to try to figure out how to create educate better so we can solve this problem. Thank you."

free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Monday, 17 June 2013 14:38 (twelve years ago)

please note: above transcription reads "create educate better" and she actually says "create education better"

free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Monday, 17 June 2013 14:40 (twelve years ago)


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