commercial right now...
― scott seward, Sunday, 31 January 2010 01:16 (sixteen years ago)
miss oklahoma likes sweets. PERIOD.
― scott seward, Sunday, 31 January 2010 01:18 (sixteen years ago)
SHAWN JOHNSON!
― scott seward, Sunday, 31 January 2010 01:19 (sixteen years ago)
VIVICA A. FOX!
RUSH LIMBAUGH!
― scott seward, Sunday, 31 January 2010 01:20 (sixteen years ago)
GRETCHEN CARLSON!
DAVE KOZ!
BROOKE WHITE!
― scott seward, Sunday, 31 January 2010 01:21 (sixteen years ago)
BATHING SUITS!
― scott seward, Sunday, 31 January 2010 01:41 (sixteen years ago)
MARIO LOPEZ!
― scott seward, Sunday, 31 January 2010 01:44 (sixteen years ago)
Did you ever know that you're my hero?
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 31 January 2010 01:45 (sixteen years ago)
MY FOUR YEAR OLD SON WANTS A PRETTY LADY IN A BATHING SUIT TO PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE. AND HE WANTS TO SMELL THEIR BUTTS.
should i worry...
― scott seward, Sunday, 31 January 2010 01:49 (sixteen years ago)
sounds like he's perfectly on track for a 4 year old boy...
― VegemiteGrrrl, Sunday, 31 January 2010 01:55 (sixteen years ago)
this is a really strange broadcast. it keeps stopping to talk to old miss america winners. they are everywhere! around every corner!
― scott seward, Sunday, 31 January 2010 02:00 (sixteen years ago)
BAD BALLET!
― scott seward, Sunday, 31 January 2010 02:07 (sixteen years ago)
this is why the internet was invented
― mind crystals over matter (rrrobyn), Sunday, 31 January 2010 02:10 (sixteen years ago)
this thread right here
― mind crystals over matter (rrrobyn), Sunday, 31 January 2010 02:11 (sixteen years ago)
:D
OUCH HANDEL'S HALLLLLLLLELUGHGHGHGHGHGLUIA CHORUS ON DA PIANO.
(BEFORE THAT SOME PUCCINI O SOLO MY EARS O!)
― scott seward, Sunday, 31 January 2010 02:17 (sixteen years ago)
I'M IN YER THEATRE JUDGING YOU!
http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/music/DaveKoz1.jpg
― scott seward, Sunday, 31 January 2010 02:20 (sixteen years ago)
LOLKOZ
wait, i did mention that rush limbaugh is a judge, right?
― scott seward, Sunday, 31 January 2010 02:21 (sixteen years ago)
MISS NEBRASKA IS KNOWN AS THE "PINK BAG LADY" BECAUSE OF HER SUITCASE COLLECTION.
― scott seward, Sunday, 31 January 2010 02:23 (sixteen years ago)
miss texas: gtfo
― wtf lebron, that chick doesn't need a gatorade bath (k3vin k.), Sunday, 31 January 2010 02:26 (sixteen years ago)
MORE PUCCINI!
― scott seward, Sunday, 31 January 2010 02:26 (sixteen years ago)
(MORE PUCCINI AFTER I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU BLONDIE YEAH BLAH GLAH...BURP)
― scott seward, Sunday, 31 January 2010 02:27 (sixteen years ago)
what is this????
― wtf lebron, that chick doesn't need a gatorade bath (k3vin k.), Sunday, 31 January 2010 02:29 (sixteen years ago)
SOMEBODY CALL THE POLICE MISS KENTUCKY IS MURDERING ON MY OWN. EVEN BY ANDREW LLOYD WEBER STANDARDS!
― scott seward, Sunday, 31 January 2010 02:30 (sixteen years ago)
HULA DANCING!
QUESTIONS!
― scott seward, Sunday, 31 January 2010 02:40 (sixteen years ago)
IMAGINARY GAMES WITH STICKS IN THE STREET!
― scott seward, Sunday, 31 January 2010 02:42 (sixteen years ago)
the miracle of music
― wtf lebron, that chick doesn't need a gatorade bath (k3vin k.), Sunday, 31 January 2010 02:45 (sixteen years ago)
THE MOMENT WE HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR!
― scott seward, Sunday, 31 January 2010 02:55 (sixteen years ago)
MISS VIRGINIA!!!!
― scott seward, Sunday, 31 January 2010 02:57 (sixteen years ago)
THEY ARE PLAYING THE BLACK EYED PEAS!
ahahahaaaa
― mind crystals over matter (rrrobyn), Sunday, 31 January 2010 02:58 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.missva.com/2009/Caressa/Caressa072_jeannab_sm.jpg
― scott seward, Sunday, 31 January 2010 02:58 (sixteen years ago)
OOPS!
― scott seward, Sunday, 31 January 2010 02:59 (sixteen years ago)
HER NAME IS CARESSA!
HEY THAT PICTURE DID SHOW UP.
― scott seward, Sunday, 31 January 2010 03:00 (sixteen years ago)
THIS SHOW WAS REALLY REALLY BORING.
still pondering the name 'Caressa'. Name like that can only lead to Miss America...or a strip club.
― VegemiteGrrrl, Sunday, 31 January 2010 03:11 (sixteen years ago)
I like the part where they each say their major and it's always "Health and Exercise Science."
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 31 January 2010 03:11 (sixteen years ago)
Also the part where their dads bring them out and their dads all have mustaches, did they have that part?
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 31 January 2010 03:12 (sixteen years ago)
remember back in the mid-90s when kids didn't play all those crazy video games and instead could entertain themselves with a couple of sticks in the street?
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 31 January 2010 07:46 (sixteen years ago)
maybe there's a game for the genesis called "sticks in the street" and I misinterpreted her comments.
This was my favorite moment:
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2735/4317650815_894a50a278.jpg
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Sunday, 31 January 2010 07:57 (sixteen years ago)
two words for that chick: sun damage.
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 31 January 2010 08:14 (sixteen years ago)
also a problem for Adam West, I think.
Did anyone watch Miss USA? I looked for general beauty pageant thread or Miss USA thread and this was all I found.
Highlights:
* Miss VA was asked about her grilled cheese sandwich recipe, stated that she uses frozen Texas toast and "lots of cheese"* Miss Mississippi on her evening dress, "It's fresh, sexy, and red...just like me!"* One contestant, can't remember which, listed "laughing" as one of her interests* Johnny Weir was a judge
The rest:
* so fucking boring* horrible musical performances from Trace Adkins and some shitty emo band with wigs on* no talent competition* Miss Maine was given the most softball question of all time, "How did those controversial sexy lingerie photos make you feel?" while Miss Oklahoma stumbled around a fairly good question about states' rights and the stupid new AZ racial profiling law. * contestants appeared to all be sporting the required long wavy extensions, without exception
WINNER: Miss Michiganhttp://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs426.snc3/24585_412116201100_17227011100_5404652_2326245_n.jpg
― an outlet to express the dark invocations of (La Lechera), Monday, 17 May 2010 03:07 (sixteen years ago)
Miss America: back on network teevee! (ABC) tonight!
― ergonomically chromium plated fish slice (La Lechera), Sunday, 16 January 2011 00:54 (fifteen years ago)
Miss DE: Bald (alopecia)Miss NY: gay rights platform
That's all I know about this year's contestants.
― ergonomically chromium plated fish slice (La Lechera), Sunday, 16 January 2011 00:57 (fifteen years ago)
Beauty pagents need more chubby cheeks and enormous lower lips.
― Aimless, Sunday, 16 January 2011 01:57 (fifteen years ago)
This happened:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KusWJSnmjLE
― polyphonic, Sunday, 16 January 2011 07:40 (fifteen years ago)
Oh yeah, Miss Arkansas and her yodeling dummies were TOP NOTCH. Less so: Contestant Jacquie Brown (white btw) singing "Papa Was a Rolling Stone"
Also this.
http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5128/5358551193_4cb898a770.jpg
A 17 yr old won the pageant. There is no justice in the world.
― ergonomically chromium plated fish slice (La Lechera), Sunday, 16 January 2011 23:59 (fifteen years ago)
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs831.snc4/69115_1642339019576_1269860854_1746128_7707199_n.jpg
― gr8080, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 09:28 (fifteen years ago)
Miss USA tonight on NBC if you like trashy pageants with like 500 ads for Trump products
― heartbreak beet (La Lechera), Sunday, 19 June 2011 20:10 (fifteen years ago)
Awesome, I was just thinking I haven't watched a pageant in a while! Miss Universe is my favorite, but I'll take Miss USA.
― Fog Fucking Hat (u s steel), Sunday, 19 June 2011 21:30 (fifteen years ago)
Miss USA leads to Miss Universe!!
Miss World is something else, not to be missed.
― heartbreak beet (La Lechera), Sunday, 19 June 2011 23:17 (fifteen years ago)
http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2876/9066223645_c9989f19a1.jpg
"I think we can relate this back to education, and how we are … continuing to try to strive to [epic pause] figure out how to create jobs right now. That is the biggest problem. And I think, especially the men are … um … seen as the leaders of this, and so we need to try to figure out how to create educate better so we can solve this problem. Thank you."
― free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Monday, 17 June 2013 14:38 (thirteen years ago)
please note: above transcription reads "create educate better" and she actually says "create education better"
― free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Monday, 17 June 2013 14:40 (thirteen years ago)