thread inspired by
http://www.impawards.com/2010/posters/extraordinary_measures.jpg
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 31 January 2010 05:44 (sixteen years ago)
such great potential for menacing, awesome movie posters. such bad execution of the idea.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_v1QOWAfK7O0/SILJTBRq2kI/AAAAAAAABac/qcfttIF0uGk/s320/Jaws_3D_Vol54.jpg
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 31 January 2010 05:50 (sixteen years ago)
that looks like the poster for a summer camp comedy.
I'm seriously fucking haunted by Fraser's freakish melon in that poster.
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 31 January 2010 05:53 (sixteen years ago)
goddammit, hopefully this one stays up
http://screencrave.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/extraordinary_measures_movie_poster_02.jpg
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 31 January 2010 05:54 (sixteen years ago)
hard to top this eyesore, i think
http://www.impawards.com/2006/posters/big_mommas_house_two_ver2.jpg
guessing the movie wasn't oscar-caliber, either
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 31 January 2010 05:56 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.now-movies.com/movieimg/movie1257917520.jpg
― ('_') (omar little), Sunday, 31 January 2010 06:05 (sixteen years ago)
WILLIS.......PERRY
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 31 January 2010 06:14 (sixteen years ago)
haha ford & fraser look so uncomfortable
― lukevalentine, Sunday, 31 January 2010 08:37 (sixteen years ago)
i always hated this one
http://thegirlfromtheghetto.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/almost_famous_poster1.jpg
― ('_') (omar little), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 23:18 (sixteen years ago)
I always get really mad when they center the names over/under pictures of actors, but they don't match up. This seems to happen a lot- I'll try to find an example but I can't remember any off hand.
― Evan, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 23:31 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.lovefilm.com/lovefilm/images/products/6/40216-large.jpg
This doesn't represent what the film's about at all. Most people would think it was a cheesy romance of some sort.
― dog latin, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 23:35 (sixteen years ago)
http://chasness.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/office_space.jpg
Mike Judge hated it and said it was a big reason the film was a commercial failure.
― Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 23:36 (sixteen years ago)
Yep, makes it look really cheap. Great film though.
― dog latin, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 23:37 (sixteen years ago)
WILLISSCORSESEPERRY
― Norman Mail (schlump), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 23:37 (sixteen years ago)
this thread could be comprised solely of UK DVD covers and it would go on forever.
― Freddy 'The Wonder Chicken' (Gukbe), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 23:37 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.lovefilm.com/lovefilm/images/products/7/124307-large.jpg
^the movie poster for Cold Souls was... interesting? So wtf with the DVD cover:
http://www.flixray.com/dvd_covers/201002/125734.jpg
He's got a hole where his soul should be!
― DavidM, Thursday, 4 February 2010 15:41 (sixteen years ago)
There's a hole in my soul that can only be filled by you.
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 4 February 2010 16:06 (sixteen years ago)
http://allthingsignant.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/40-year-old_virgin.jpg
― goon baby goon (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 16:08 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.weeklyreader.com/readandwriting/content/binary/Dan_in_Real_Life_3.jpg
― goon baby goon (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 16:09 (sixteen years ago)
dunno why this ps me off but
http://lancastria.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/children_of_men_2_lancastria.jpg
― the highest per-vote vag so far (history mayne), Thursday, 4 February 2010 16:27 (sixteen years ago)
also, "in vietnam the wind doesn't blow... it sucks" -- uh.
― the highest per-vote vag so far (history mayne), Thursday, 4 February 2010 16:28 (sixteen years ago)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c7/Trespass2011poster.jpghttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c7/Trespass2011poster.jpghttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c7/Trespass2011poster.jpg
― diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Sunday, 28 August 2011 20:51 (fifteen years ago)
morbs
― little mushroom person (abanana), Sunday, 28 August 2011 20:56 (fifteen years ago)
lol
― Gukbe, Sunday, 28 August 2011 21:02 (fifteen years ago)
what the fuck is that
― *steens furiHOOSly* (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 28 August 2011 21:04 (fifteen years ago)
is this a Twilight movie or
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 28 August 2011 21:28 (fifteen years ago)
joel schumachers highly anticipated follow up to twelve
― johnny crunch, Sunday, 28 August 2011 21:30 (fifteen years ago)
LOOOL I just came here to post the trespass poster
― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 28 January 2012 07:38 (fourteen years ago)
Budget: $35,000,000 (estimated)Opening Weekend: $16,816 (USA) (16 October 2011) (10 Screens)Gross: $16,816 (USA) (16 October 2011)
― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 28 January 2012 07:39 (fourteen years ago)
u guys this movie, it's on netflix streaming and whoa
― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 28 January 2012 07:40 (fourteen years ago)
whoa as in...muy terrible?
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 28 January 2012 07:41 (fourteen years ago)
This film broke the fastest-ever-from-theaters-to-Home-Video record previously held by 2003's From Justin to Kelly. That film took 29 days to get to DVD, Trespass made it in only 18.
― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 28 January 2012 07:42 (fourteen years ago)
Cage and Kidman just look so fucking awful
― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 28 January 2012 07:43 (fourteen years ago)
kidman's collagen-injected lips are just an atrocity
it's just so stunning that this was actually a movie
― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 28 January 2012 07:45 (fourteen years ago)
nicole kidman's almost as tragic as lindsay lohan
― omar little, Saturday, 28 January 2012 07:53 (fourteen years ago)
http://cdn.buzznet.com/media-cdn/jj1/headlines/2011/08/nicole-kidman-trespass-trailer.jpg
― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 28 January 2012 07:59 (fourteen years ago)
^^her default expression now
This is a blu-ray cover, not a poster, but what the fuck
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81Iks77WQ5L._AA1500_.jpg
― the acquisition and practice of music is unfavourable to the health of (abanana), Sunday, 11 March 2012 19:40 (fourteen years ago)
someone had fun in photoshop
Yuk
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 11 March 2012 19:46 (fourteen years ago)
The sheer number of shockingly poor DVD/Blu-Ray covers absolutely astounds me.
― stay in school if you want to kiw (Gukbe), Sunday, 11 March 2012 21:36 (fourteen years ago)
http://profratigan.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/brave-one-1.jpg
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Saturday, 27 October 2012 17:46 (thirteen years ago)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:The_Grey_Poster.jpg
― things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Monday, 31 December 2012 18:16 (thirteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/aUXB7.jpg
― the memoirs of gaydrian (clouds), Monday, 31 December 2012 18:24 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.dvdlink.ca/images/Movies%20Covers/5233/24/1219093909_1219519180.jpg
― buzza, Monday, 31 December 2012 18:36 (thirteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/LzfMM.jpg
― the memoirs of gaydrian (clouds), Monday, 31 December 2012 18:45 (thirteen years ago)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Balls_of_furymp.jpg
― things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 12 January 2013 02:37 (thirteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/fSQwA.jpg
― ð_ð (clouds), Saturday, 12 January 2013 04:14 (thirteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/fsFOU.jpg
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Saturday, 12 January 2013 13:12 (thirteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/YDAbh.jpg
never really understood the WASH ME design of this
― abanana, Saturday, 12 January 2013 13:20 (thirteen years ago)
so many dead eyes
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 8 March 2013 20:38 (thirteen years ago)
But every one is smiling and happy. They sure look like they are having fun. I bet we will have fun, if we watch the movie they are in.
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 8 March 2013 20:40 (thirteen years ago)
what the fuck
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 8 March 2013 20:44 (thirteen years ago)
I've been seeing that shit every day thanks to a huge electronic billboard and a slow commute. Started out hating it, but it's grown to becoming offensive for reasons I can't articulate.
― "Turkey In The Straw" coming from someplace in the clouds (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 8 March 2013 20:47 (thirteen years ago)
It's very TS: Most Retarded-Looking Barenaked Ladies Member on This Album Cover
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 8 March 2013 21:51 (thirteen years ago)
YES
― "Turkey In The Straw" coming from someplace in the clouds (Sparkle Motion), Sunday, 10 March 2013 00:48 (thirteen years ago)
croods poster reminds me of the mars needs moms posters
http://i.imgur.com/JduifrF.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/zP0fj8o.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/tJPU4Tn.jpg
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 10 March 2013 11:57 (thirteen years ago)
re the croods, getting the rapiest vibe off the one on the far left.
― how's life, Sunday, 10 March 2013 12:05 (thirteen years ago)
http://makethedreamworksface.tumblr.com
― glumdalclitch, Sunday, 10 March 2013 12:29 (thirteen years ago)
hahah, love that that exists.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 11 March 2013 02:50 (thirteen years ago)
This one bugs the shit out of me:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VFdUDzTjekQ/TGASksfZqaI/AAAAAAAACkk/wgHndX5tDhY/s1600/PeopleVsGeorge_Poster_Final.jpg
― Nate Carson, Monday, 11 March 2013 04:29 (thirteen years ago)
this was made by whoever makes those hideous vanity fair illustrations, yes? hate those.
― slam dunk, Monday, 11 March 2013 05:03 (thirteen years ago)
darrowlike yeah man photoshop manipulation is just as valid a tool as pen and inkhttp://www.vanityfair.com/dam/politics/2009/04/fortress-group-0904-01.jpg
― slam dunk, Monday, 11 March 2013 05:12 (thirteen years ago)
u r basically dees illustrations. comwhy don't u just dig up thomas nast and vom on his bones, fool
― slam dunk, Monday, 11 March 2013 05:17 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.disneysmovies.com/wp-content/uploads/1995-the-big-green-poster1.jpg
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 9 June 2013 20:38 (thirteen years ago)
Steve Guttenberg gained over 12 pounds in preparation for his role as Sheriff Tom Palmer.
Damn, look out DeNiro!
― pplains, Sunday, 9 June 2013 20:46 (thirteen years ago)
I remember kids on my bus going to see The Big Green and reporting back the disappointing news that, while the trailer might be taken to suggest the kids played on a magic field that warped through time to pit them against bloodthirsty Vikings, in fact the Viking sequence is merely a view into the kids' imaginations as they face a challenging rival team.
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 9 June 2013 20:58 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.impawards.com/2011/posters/about_fifty_xxlg.jpg
― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 05:39 (thirteen years ago)
1. that's not her body, is it2. who needs photoshop, i can trace edges myself, old school3. more like About Sixty amirite
― wombspace (abanana), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 11:23 (thirteen years ago)
Broken link, for me...
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 12:05 (thirteen years ago)
blocks referrals? copy & paste into address bar: http://www.impawards.com/2011/posters/about_fifty_xxlg.jpg
― wombspace (abanana), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 14:12 (thirteen years ago)
kid in The Big Green poster looks like he is birthing the soccer ball rather than getting hit by it
― HOOS next aka won't get steened again (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 14:31 (thirteen years ago)
The "Fire With Fire" poster looks too textured, like everyone's skin is made of sandpaper.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 18:35 (thirteen years ago)
George Lucas's neck absolutely horrifying in that cover.
15 Over-Used Movie Poster Clichés
― fit and working again, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 19:20 (thirteen years ago)
That's actually really well-assembled!
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 00:42 (thirteen years ago)
object to saul bass's The Shining poster signifying "big independent film" cliche.
― ryan, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 02:16 (thirteen years ago)
Objection sustained.
― pplains, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 02:28 (thirteen years ago)
Haha that was the first thing I thought too!
― Hooks on Phoenix worked for me (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 03:05 (thirteen years ago)
"Big Independent Film Joe Dirt"
― Uncle Cyril O'Boogie (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 03:21 (thirteen years ago)
"Romantic Comedy Coffy"
― Uncle Cyril O'Boogie (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 03:25 (thirteen years ago)
I wonder how many of those are just intended references to the Easy Rider poster.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 15:30 (thirteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/nznd8hL.jpg
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Saturday, 16 November 2013 13:18 (twelve years ago)
guy on right v. worried about man just shot
― clouds, Saturday, 16 November 2013 23:52 (twelve years ago)
zeta thinking about lunch
― Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 16 November 2013 23:55 (twelve years ago)
http://blog.zap2it.com/pop2it/melissa-mccarthy-airbrush-photoshop-the-heat-poster.jpg
― clouds, Sunday, 17 November 2013 01:12 (twelve years ago)
hugh jackman looks like a polar express cg'd version of himself
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-1wPNJDCuBG0/Ughx9wL4FmI/AAAAAAAAD10/PCqv6SUx_cI/s1600/Prisoners-movie-dvd.jpg
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 17 November 2013 01:18 (twelve years ago)
polar express CG is seriously like the nadir of the entire technology
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 17 November 2013 02:55 (twelve years ago)
doctor casino otm
― balls, Sunday, 17 November 2013 04:46 (twelve years ago)
http://www.impawards.com/2015/posters/hit_by_lightning.jpg
― Insane Prince of False Binaries (Gukbe), Thursday, 2 October 2014 21:51 (twelve years ago)
― Insane Prince of False Binaries (Gukbe), Thursday, 2 October 2014 21:52 (twelve years ago)
this must be one of the biggest "First Response" missed opportunities of all time
― Chimp Arsons, Thursday, 2 October 2014 21:52 (twelve years ago)
http://www.cityofmonticello.net/images/pages/N1086/We%20Bought%20a%20Zoo.jpg
― clouds, Friday, 3 October 2014 00:41 (twelve years ago)
aahahaha that's fake right?
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 3 October 2014 02:49 (twelve years ago)
no, saw in best buy today
― clouds, Friday, 3 October 2014 02:55 (twelve years ago)
That title will make an easy conversion for the Finnish market.
― how's life, Friday, 3 October 2014 09:55 (twelve years ago)
like how mattdamon's all "hoo boy, can you believe we really did it?"
― pplains, Friday, 3 October 2014 13:29 (twelve years ago)
They all look like they were pasted in from different Sunday circulars or a catalog or something.
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 3 October 2014 13:33 (twelve years ago)
We Whited the Whitelife
― how's life, Friday, 3 October 2014 13:41 (twelve years ago)
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/b7/8e/3a/b78e3a201258f18a36ad30c2d42cef38.jpg
This movie should just be called "Do They Fuck?"
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Tuesday, 15 September 2015 14:31 (eleven years ago)