I just wasted a hour on ChatRoulette and I'm not proud of it.

It is addictive though.

Article on what the hell it is: http://nymag.com/news/media/63663/

Did you jerk off? Did you talk to a 14-year old Korean kid in class?

No. Just held up a toy anteater to the camera.

no women no credibility

Tits or GTFO. I've actually met a few interesting people on there. Smoked a joint with a relatively hot gal too. Well, not with her, but at the same time.

was she from china?

No,she was in Portland Oregon. Cute though, if a little young. 19. Oh, 19...

lol @ 4 out of 20 people were dudes spanking it
i miss the days of yahoo live or whatever it was called

does anyone remember Compuserve?

lol @ 4 out of 20 people were dudes spanking it

I had this, and the only person who said something said "I am mentally ill."

lol @ 4 out of 20 people were dudes spanking it

wait you guys don't spank it while reading ilx?!?

"What hath God wrought? PS I am spanking it"

My friend just had a genuine conversation with a good looking female philosophy student from LA after I introduced the site to him and then mistakenly clicked disconnect and is now severely gutted and desperately clicking through thousands of masturbating weirdos to find her again.

trawled through frotters all night to get to you, is that all right?

I've seen more homosexual anal sex in the last 5 minutes than I have in the previous 37 years.

He neglected to mention that he's been wearing a skull mask for the whole escapade.

homsexual anal sex!!!!!!!!

no max homosexual

homsexuality is a whole different deal

enthusing about the possibilities of new technological services makes me feel like a trendpiece about """twitter"""ing, but hearing about chatroulette did make me think it was something special. like there's so much potential for broadening one's horizons or recontextualising something. or there would be without the jerking off. like imagine if some budding young studs terkel took oral testimonies from all over the world, from the comfort of their home.

hom om om om hom

against masturbation on chatroulette

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=307303138640&ref=mf#!/group.php?v=info&ref=mf&gid=307303138640

A very 1994 experience -- being in a tent at Lollapalooza where there was a hookup to six or so random webcams around the country in similarly public places or the like. THE FUTURE. (I did not however have a smart drink.)

LICK YOU ELBOW

i saw some titties, then i chatted with a nice turkish girl who lives in alsace and wants to get cosmetic surgery.

Stop writing Kevin Smith's new movie for him.

Stranger: ur a cunt
You: why?
You: are you british?
Stranger: because i was going to wank on ur spine
You: who says "cunt"?
You: damnit, i know you're british now
Stranger: I do you felopian hag
You: what does that mean?
Stranger: it means your feet are on backwards and you have a bisons hoof for a cunt

this shit is DANGER

too many penises

Stranger: openwebcammm
Stranger: dont speakk
Stranger: chınece
Stranger: understand turkce ıngılıshh
Stranger: open webcam

*clicks "Next" furiously*

*webcam is muted*
*webcam is muted*
*webcam is muted*
*dude quickly disconnects*
*dude quickly disconnects*
*dude quickly disconnects*
*dude quickly disconnects*
*dude jerking off*
*dude quickly disconnects*
*normal looking dude waves then disconnects*
*dude jerking off*
*girl says "you're ugly", disconnects*
*webcam is muted*
*webcam is muted*
*dude quickly disconnects*
*dude jerking off*
*pic of a girl performing with a horse*
*dude quickly disconnects*

Erm, thanks. Don't think I'll bother trying this again.

*webcam is muted*
*webcam is muted*
*webcam is muted*
*dude quickly disconnects*
*dude quickly disconnects*
*dude quickly disconnects*
*dude quickly disconnects*
*dude jerking off*
*dude quickly disconnects*
*normal looking dude waves then disconnects*
*dude jerking off*
*girl says "you're ugly", disconnects*
*webcam is muted*
*webcam is muted*
*dude quickly disconnects*
*dude jerking off*
*pic of a girl performing with a horse*
*dude quickly disconnects*

set this shit to music and it could be the new national anthem

too freaked out by ppl in gen. 4 this shit

http://www.themarket.com/media_fetch/243736291_2924_original

dude's the best http://www.thearabparrot.com/blogs/AQUARIUS.html

lolz for days at that, gotta say

wait is that the taco bell pizza hut guy

just a heads up here, if you don't do this, there will probably never be a point at which you'll say "I wish I'd gone and made myself feel uncomfortable on Chat Roulette"

but if you DO this you will waste an hour
and you will see so many penises
and a few things more confusing

This makes me really, really uncomfortable

it should. i'm pretty sure this was what finally got god pissed off enough about sodom to burn that shit down.

Agreed.

put cat on cam = win at chatroulette

thought about doing this with a mirror pointed at the cam to ~make them think~

lol

they would just get a picture of ur cam

pics of ur cam masturbating

~makes u think~

I stared into the masturbating webcam... and it stared back

lmao at "bison's hoof"

Results so far: I had a cool chat with a parachutist from the French army (tho my French is crap) and funny exchanges with two Serbian dudes- the weirdness of the penis-tugging folks that just instantly disconnect is offputting tho. I set it up and let people watch me do my taxes for a bit. People ask if I am in a library a lot, and somebody said I look like "professor plum" from Clue.

Not so good: my friends (black girl and gay white guy) got on chatroulette for the first time and were instantly called "faggot" and "nigger" by random white trash. Stay classy America!

there is a decent quotient of weird aggressive looking dudes flicking you the finger or going "fag" etc...

I tried this for about a minute
- cock
- cock
- guy fumbling with his cock under a towel
- a guy who wasn't wanking! he disconnected
- another guy who wasn't wanking. he waved, said "yo" and disconnected
- cock

I think I'm done with chatroulette

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHrvpgA9XtI

Merton's back

Some funny stuff here:

http://chatroulettetrolling.com

http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129140278499546603.jpg

m/f?
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Don't they have web cams?

Omegle doesn't - text only, so less exciting. Kids wanna cyber, but I've had some awesome and interesting conversations on there. Discussed horror films with a Korean girl for an hour once. Learned about Turkey and China a whole lot too.

For some fucked up reason I thght this was some crap gambling site, until my husband told me (or rather my friend) yesterday. So now I know. And I wish I didn't. I am very tempted to try this out.

took me ages to make the jump but once I did - I couldn't see what the big deal was. people just kept disconnecting after 2s (lol im old)

i put my pet chameleon on this last week (as in i propped him up infront of the camera while i sat at the side and wrote dumb shit) - got kicked off after about 10 minutes!

Yeah, I think people are starting to just click the 'Report' button constantly instead of the 'Next' button. Was showing this to a friend when I was over at his house and we just aimed it at an empty part of the room. Within about 8 minutes the message about people not liking what we were airing popped up and we were banned for 40 minutes.

http://i.imgur.com/rW1Oj.gif

;_;

tut!

on saturday I was using this and two french girls i was chatting to started dancing to britney spears and lady gaga tracks for about 20 minutes....prob the best 20 mins of 2010

omg that is so awesome!

(lol im old)

This. I should sit in front of my webcam with my lace knitting. lolol

Ok so my new housemate is on this like 24/7

Or for the waking portion of the day when not working eating shitting or going to class

I just heard a rather scandalous UGHHH-HAAAA THAT'S MY GIRL

This is all I have to report.

Alansmithee didn't I just make that exact post a few mins earlier?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zn7TeISq0k

First, that was ehhhh, second, it was a Dr Pepper ad.

Why did you do it?

croatian shirtless stranger with headphones on: you look blazed
me: No, I always look like this.
CSTWO: What music?
Me: Huh?
CSTWO What music are you listening to?
Me: Dubstep
CSTWO: Dubstepppppppppp!!!! *Does big thumbs up*

Chatroulette, the infamous voyeuristic video chat site, is believed to be investigating ways of blocking out male genitals as the website battles a sharp decline in visitor numbers.

software that “can quickly scan video to determine if a penis is being shown”.

would not like to be tasked with creating that algorithym

maybe they should investigate THIS

*unzip*

Still have not been on this thing yet.

this trend arrived and died pretty quickly, eh?

Perverts with webcams ruin things for everyone.

http://www.wimp.com/chatroulettepainting/

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/2079/chatrouletteawesome019.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNSaurw6E_Q

marketing through chatroulette. kinda dated, but kinda a cool idea

ads or gtfo

that was some quality reactions there.

apologies if y'all have seen this 100x but this is all time and i'm not ashamed to say it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCiY1y3uJ3o

two thoughts:
- chatroulette is still a thing?
- huh, i guess i kinda like that song

Weird that I haven't heard anything about this site for months and basically forgot it existed only to have someone on my friends list post something about it right before you did that. Anyway, I enjoyed that.

This is p good too:

http://vimeo.com/47292793

yeah i kinda like that song too.

I LOVE that song.

Chatroulette is only two years old? It feels like it happened way earlier.

how come everyone knows the "call me" digits mime thing? is it just a huge thing? i think i've heard the song before now but not all of it.

"perv" prank seems like a pretty crummy thing to do, tbh

love the carly rae jepsen clip collection (and song)

I never ever went on this thing. And didnt realise it still existed.

there's something so purely joyous and uncynical about that video that delights me.

that song is clever "before you came into my life/ i missed you so bad". interesting!

intrsting!

http://i.imgur.com/QdnfO17.png