Robots vs. dinosaurs, or, Al Ewing forcible took my virtue

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Yes he did. He willfully SNOGGED me in front of mixed company at the end of Triggerfest in London today. What a cad and a bounder, I am shocked, SHOCKED.

Suffice to say Triggerfest, aka Trig Brother was Freaking Amazing, oh yes. I was evicted fairly early on for the unforgivable sin of spilling Jane's drink (boo hoo). But I paid for my sins, as noted above. There was much drink, much drunkeness, much wandering around in London and more besides. Among the questions asked -- 'who would look worse with no hair, Mariah Carey or Michael Bolton,' 'describe your ultimate pub,' and 'show us your blowjob face.' Anthony Easton would have been proud of the gay American trucker question, oh yes. He was Kept in Mind. I have pictures. I fear to have them developed. Much thanks to Tom for organzing, and to Pete, Sarah, Emma, Tim, Carsmile Steve, Martin, Magnus, Richard and everyone else I'm forgetting for one heck of a weird and fun day.

Sleep calls. ZZZZZZZZZZZ.

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 4 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Wow You love me You really Love me.

― anthony, Saturday, 4 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Your spirit was somehow there, yes it was. I assume there'll be a full description of the festivities at some point from Tom, but suffice to say that my hangover isn't as bad as I thought it would be -- a couple of aspirin and that was that. ;-) I will leave it to Tom to also explain the robots vs. dinosaurs conundrum.

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 5 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Finally home.

Al Ewing forcible took my virtue

Did he also take your grammar skills?

― Graham, Sunday, 5 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Considering how merry I still was when I wrote that, I'm surprised that the message is as coherent as it is. If it is. ;-)

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 5 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I am not going to talk any more about robots and dinosaurs.

The horror is that it GOT WORSE on the Sunday with a physical fight occurring between two ILE regulars.

The eleven questions asked of the participants will be posted on ILE throughout the day.

― Tom, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It was hardly a fight, Tom, as he was far too gentlemanly to hit me back (unlike 'Woman Beater' Baran). It was a vicious and one-sided attack of which I am deeply ashamed and for which I am truly sorry.

― Emma, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Well he fought your chivalrous surrogate Martin and threw his shoe over the fence.

― Tom, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I just hope that he's in pain this morning, and failing to come to terms with the ignominy of getting a right pasting by a girl.

― Martin, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It was hardly a right pasting, merely a lucky (or unlucky for him) punch. To compound the pain by hurling his marine companion into next door's garden was an act of outright cruelty.

― Emma, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The shoe went first! The seal just had the misfortune of being in the wrong place at the wrong time. If only it had been that shimmying doll, I think there might of been tears.

― Martin, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It also ought to be mentioned that Emma had been in a violent mood most of the weekend since being evicted first from the pub crawl for wearing inappropriate footwear.

― Tom, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You are all just jealous of my innate style. If I had been wearing those shoes on Sunday I would not have been able to get into a fight but I was too intimidated after Saturday. I have now recognised that I am a danger to myself and others and am seeking appropriate help.

― Emma, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh my, it sounds like you guys finally pulled off an NYC-style meet up. I'm going to have to do way way better at the next NYC meet up so that I'm not showed up.

― Ally, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh incidentally for those who want them, the TRIG BROTHER RESULTS:

Round 1: Emma and DG evicted. (Emma evicted with 5 nominations, DG with 4)

Round 2: Ned evicted with 5 nominations after spilling his girlfriend's drink and not replacing it.

Round 3: Four-way tie leading to further voting and eventual eviction of Fat Cat Carsmile Steve by an overwhelming majority.

Round 4: Richard T evicted after dancing-to-Baxendale revelation, with 5 nominations

Round 5: Magnus, who joined late, evicted at first possible opportunity with 4 nominations.

Round 6: Sarah evicted with 3 nominations after speaking out against the paunch menace.

Round 7: Jane evicted with 3 nominations.

Round 8: Pete evicted with 9 votes after armpit display.

Round 9: Tim beats Martin by 8 votes to 7, to be Trig Brother 2001 Champion.

― Tom, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Balls to Al taking Ned's virtue, what about Pete BECOMING the Barnet Ape?

― DG, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Another thing I don't think should be talked about DG. Be thankful you didn't have to see him on the bus.

The sign of a good weekend is when everyone involved did at least one shameful deed.

― Tom, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I wanna know about Robots vs. Dinosaurs!

― jel, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

No.

― Tom, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ahhhh, no fair! :(

― jel, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I have just realised I remember sod all about what happened between returning from MacDonalds and leaving the pub. I must have been more drunk than I thought I was. Bugger.

― Richard Tunnicliffe, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think I did enough shameful deeds at the weekend for a whole city full of people.

― Emma, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

six years pass...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7293953.stm

what a crappy robot. and calling the engine of a space ship it's 'vital organs' is not going to make us believe this robot is anything like a cyborg or anything cool.

― Ste, Thursday, 13 March 2008 16:34 (eighteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

The answer is: You. You want to see pictures of dinosaurs having sex with robots.

http://www.dinosaursfuckingrobots.com/

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/io9/2009/02/dinobots2.jpg

― Pancakes Hackman, Wednesday, 18 February 2009 17:11 (seventeen years ago)

The question, of course, was "Who wants to see pictures of dinosaurs having sex with robots?" Which was what the thread title was going to be until I decided to post it here.

― Pancakes Hackman, Wednesday, 18 February 2009 17:13 (seventeen years ago)

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