THE MODERN SAN FRANCISCAN POLL

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Poll Results

Option	Votes
real boobs	4
ate lots of lsd in high school	3
eats a veggie burrito at pancho villa at least once a week	2
fucks on the first date	1
phil wood hub because she likes to go fast	1
shapely powerful calves	1
loves gummi bears	1
has been to europe four times	1
powerful thighs	1
perfectly curved hips	1
no panties	1
smokes hella weed	1
handmade cotton cycling pants	0
black vegan cycling shoes	0
"part-time model"	0
bendix coaster brake hub -- just push back	0
has a girlfriend on the side	0
goes to yoga class three times a week	0
letting her hair go	0
likes boys with big hands	0
rides a vittoria randonneur in back for long-lasting flat protection	0
tattoos by george campise chris conn mike davis grime ed hardy jason kundell tim lehi henry lewis marcus pacheco juan p	0
lives in the mission	0
works retail on upper haight	0
runs every red light	0
velocity deep v rims for strength and stiffness	0
an intelligent mind	0
vintage glasses	0
a kind heart	0
hemp scoopneck	0
iron grip	0
meditates daily	0
non-leather cycling gloves	0
custom frame made by an ex-boyfriend	0
found aluminum bars	0
hates television	0
has never owned a car	0
doesnt have health insurance	0
prefers pbr	0
still uses a flip phone	0
rides a vittoria rubino pro up front for superb control	0
blended carbon fiber forks for style points	0
wears a certified cycling helmet, just in case	0

― 69, Monday, 22 February 2010 19:31 (fifteen years ago)

What are we voting on?

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Monday, 22 February 2010 19:34 (fifteen years ago)

torn between real boobs, gummi bears, and flip phone.

btw no panties on a bike and veggie burritos probably means lots of pairs of those handmade cotton cycling pants.

― 69, Monday, 22 February 2010 19:34 (fifteen years ago)

http://cdn1.ioffer.com/img/item/115/865/677/420fb3wueHTUrRG.jpg

― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 22 February 2010 19:34 (fifteen years ago)

Gummi bears made with either bovine or porcine gelatine are not suitable for vegetarians and do not conform to kashrut or halal dietary laws.

― i know who the sockpuppet master of ilx is (velko), Monday, 22 February 2010 19:37 (fifteen years ago)

uh, maybe I should move to San Francisco?

― Man or Austro-Hungarian? (Pillbox), Monday, 22 February 2010 19:38 (fifteen years ago)

please don't, THERE'S NO MORE FUCKIN ROOM.

― begonia perineum (the table is the table), Monday, 22 February 2010 19:39 (fifteen years ago)

xxp dude shes doin it for health not for moral reasons geez

― 69, Monday, 22 February 2010 19:39 (fifteen years ago)

or at least join me in east bay scummery, we have womens like that too, i can introduce yall.

― begonia perineum (the table is the table), Monday, 22 February 2010 19:39 (fifteen years ago)

S.H.W.

― Mr. Que, Monday, 22 February 2010 19:40 (fifteen years ago)

non-leather cycling gloves
black vegan cycling shoes
loves gummi bears

― i know who the sockpuppet master of ilx is (velko), Monday, 22 February 2010 19:43 (fifteen years ago)

xp positive but dime-a-dozen

― 69, Monday, 22 February 2010 19:43 (fifteen years ago)

also that one should read "hates television except also cant stop talking about how REAL the wire is"

― 69, Monday, 22 February 2010 19:44 (fifteen years ago)

I went with "has been to europe four times" because it really drives home how elitist this shit is.

― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Monday, 22 February 2010 19:46 (fifteen years ago)

I don't know "part-time model" is pretty classic.

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Monday, 22 February 2010 19:47 (fifteen years ago)

ate a lot of lsd in high school = my kinda gal

― Joint Custody (ian), Monday, 22 February 2010 19:49 (fifteen years ago)

wkiw

― Don't delay, we cannot do this forever. (Matt P), Monday, 22 February 2010 20:00 (fifteen years ago)

ws, tbpfh.

― Joint Custody (ian), Monday, 22 February 2010 20:04 (fifteen years ago)

dnw fyi

― i know who the sockpuppet master of ilx is (velko), Monday, 22 February 2010 20:05 (fifteen years ago)

maybe she should talk to her upper haight retail job about health insurance

― 69, Monday, 22 February 2010 20:08 (fifteen years ago)

Part-time model sounds Flight of the Conchords-y to me.

― La religion est une fatigante solution de paresse (Michael White), Monday, 22 February 2010 20:31 (fifteen years ago)

or at least join me in east bay scummery, we have womens like that too, i can introduce yall.

yeah I was actually thinking the pic + stereotypes seem more east bay than sf

― iatee, Monday, 22 February 2010 20:33 (fifteen years ago)

these should be song lyrics

― i am a big fan of japanese women (donna rouge), Monday, 22 February 2010 20:34 (fifteen years ago)

yeah I was actually thinking the pic + stereotypes seem more east bay than sf

^ this

― jaxon, Monday, 22 February 2010 20:48 (fifteen years ago)

voted "runs every red light" because that would lead to eventual herd-thinning of this particular overbred population.

― ┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐ (Steve Shasta), Monday, 22 February 2010 20:53 (fifteen years ago)

(says the guy with phil wood hubs on his "beater")

― ┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐ (Steve Shasta), Monday, 22 February 2010 20:54 (fifteen years ago)

yeah I was actually thinking the pic + stereotypes seem more east bay than sf
― iatee, Monday, February 22, 2010 12:33 PM (20 minutes ago)

so true, no self respecting SF cyclist would rock a coaster brake, that's a total oakland thing.

― ┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐ (Steve Shasta), Monday, 22 February 2010 20:55 (fifteen years ago)

(says the guy who wants a coaster brake on my next bike!)

― ┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐ (Steve Shasta), Monday, 22 February 2010 20:56 (fifteen years ago)

powerful thighs

― hellzapoppa (tipsy mothra), Monday, 22 February 2010 20:57 (fifteen years ago)

o_O

― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 22 February 2010 21:15 (fifteen years ago)

has cutty seen that and what do he think

― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 22 February 2010 21:15 (fifteen years ago)

also part time model = suicide girl

― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 22 February 2010 21:16 (fifteen years ago)

alt. also one of those stinky nude models @ cal arts or some shit

― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 22 February 2010 21:16 (fifteen years ago)

I can see how SF girls have "powerful thighs" if they are climbing all those hills on fixed-gears.

― Man or Austro-Hungarian? (Pillbox), Monday, 22 February 2010 21:47 (fifteen years ago)

so true, no self respecting SF cyclist would rock a coaster brake, that's a total oakland thing.

hey, i have coaster breaks, but i'm also not a self respecting SF cyclist

― jaxon, Monday, 22 February 2010 21:47 (fifteen years ago)

I can see how SF girls have "powerful thighs" if they are climbing all those hills on fixed-gears.

They just ride around in the flatlands. Not much of an elevation rise going to the Haight, either.

― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Monday, 22 February 2010 21:53 (fifteen years ago)

ha. was gonna say the same thing

― jaxon, Monday, 22 February 2010 21:54 (fifteen years ago)

'not much of an elevation rise' by sf standards maybe

― iatee, Monday, 22 February 2010 21:55 (fifteen years ago)

200 feet, according to mapmyride.

― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Monday, 22 February 2010 21:56 (fifteen years ago)

from the mission?

― iatee, Monday, 22 February 2010 21:56 (fifteen years ago)

to the haight, yeah.

― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Monday, 22 February 2010 21:57 (fifteen years ago)

I mean, you CAN go over the hill, but you don't have to.

― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Monday, 22 February 2010 21:57 (fifteen years ago)

still, it's silly to even be talking about these theoretical figures who live a life where they don't have to leave the mission or the lower haight. anyone who walks or bikes in sf is gonna get a lot more than 200 feet of elevation.

― iatee, Monday, 22 February 2010 22:01 (fifteen years ago)

I guess. I know a bunch of people who don't leave the flatter parts of SF very often.

― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Monday, 22 February 2010 22:02 (fifteen years ago)

Yes but what are their thighs like.

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Monday, 22 February 2010 22:08 (fifteen years ago)

variably powered

― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Monday, 22 February 2010 22:14 (fifteen years ago)

FACT: the wiggle was invented so that hipsters could get to/fro their upper haight retail jobs from the mission.

― ┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐ (Steve Shasta), Monday, 22 February 2010 22:16 (fifteen years ago)

Yes but who invented it. I need to know for Hipster Jeopardy.

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Monday, 22 February 2010 22:18 (fifteen years ago)

FACT: the wiggle was invented so that hipsters could get to/fro their upper haight retail jobs from the mission.

^ just accepted i'm a hipster

― Cosmo Vitelli, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 02:27 (fifteen years ago)

wow, never seen the signs before. thought it was just a made up thing.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/02/The_Wiggle.png/400px-The_Wiggle.png

― jaxon, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 02:38 (fifteen years ago)

never noticed that either but that spastic arrow is painted all over the ground in lower haight.

― Cosmo Vitelli, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 02:44 (fifteen years ago)

ate a lot of lsd in high school = my kinda gal

― Dark Notion (Abbott), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 03:05 (fifteen years ago)

The wiggle is great.
This is so obviously drawn by some old guy.

― lou reed scott walker monks niagra (chinavision!), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 03:26 (fifteen years ago)

anyway this is more like modern burning man attendee

― lou reed scott walker monks niagra (chinavision!), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 03:26 (fifteen years ago)

it was drawn by Mike Giant, SF graff/tattoo artist/nice guy.

― one time gaffled 'em up (one time), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 04:20 (fifteen years ago)

he is old.

the internal stuff does look like BM, but the external looks like the complete opposite.
compromise: ARE YOU A TRIPSTER?!?!?! OMG WTF LOL

― jaxon, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 04:34 (fifteen years ago)

Jaxon, that's my morning bus stop and I took a photo of that the first time I saw it, perplexed

― La religion est une fatigante solution de paresse (Michael White), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 17:38 (fifteen years ago)

whoa, what happened to the 66 Quintara?

i have shouted at MWhite on many an early morning while passing by that very bus stop.

― ┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐ (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 18:08 (fifteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Sunday, 28 February 2010 00:01 (fifteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Monday, 1 March 2010 00:01 (fifteen years ago)

duh

― jaxon, Monday, 1 March 2010 01:01 (fifteen years ago)

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