Easy-Bake Oven inventor dead; terrifying

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“I think he’d rather be remembered for that and the other toys than some of the defense things, which were kind of grim compared to something that brought happiness to the world.”

I can't find anything on his secret grim inventions! What are these grim devisings he concocted for the defense dept.?

A Memorable Fancy (Abbott), Friday, 26 February 2010 01:44 (fifteen years ago)

What are these grim devisings he concocted for the defense dept.?

all three of my first ideas for answering this were so inappropriate and horrible that I wonder what is wrong with me

anyway they were some really foul inventions

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Friday, 26 February 2010 02:47 (fifteen years ago)

anyway they were some really foul inventions

WE WANT SPECIFICS GODDAMMIT

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 26 February 2010 03:46 (fifteen years ago)


“Children did ask if he was Santa Claus on occasion,” Christopher Howes said. “If they only knew.”

They surely didn't mean for this to sound as sinister as it does, did they? :|

ABBAcab (Trayce), Friday, 26 February 2010 04:44 (fifteen years ago)

lol yes i read that article waiting for the "but there was also a terrible darkness in the man's life"-turn but it never came

sonderangerbot, Friday, 26 February 2010 08:00 (fifteen years ago)


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