I think it'd be interesting to know what films were left unfinished ny ILX-ors. Or intended to be watched later but never had the will to. The ones I can remember are:
The Wild BunchRio BravoThe LeopardFanny and AlexanderLa Terra TremaThe Killing of a Chinese BookieRabbits
― dan138zig (Durrr Durrr Durrrrrr), Friday, 5 March 2010 10:49 (fourteen years ago) link
Apocalypse NowWedding Crashers
Pretty sure they're the only two films I've ever said "fuck this" and turned off.
― nate woolls, Friday, 5 March 2010 10:51 (fourteen years ago) link
ny >> bywatched later >> continued later
― dan138zig (Durrr Durrr Durrrrrr), Friday, 5 March 2010 10:52 (fourteen years ago) link
Citizen Kane, a fortnight ago. May finish tonight, but only because gf is on at me to. ZzzzzzzzZZzzzzz.
― quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Friday, 5 March 2010 10:52 (fourteen years ago) link
Miller's Crossing, have tried 3 times now, but always seem to either fall asleep or wonder off to do something else.
― not_goodwin, Friday, 5 March 2010 11:01 (fourteen years ago) link
now i realise that CK is canon etc but wow leaving MC unfinished 3 times.
― quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Friday, 5 March 2010 11:03 (fourteen years ago) link
Not feeling either is o_O in our house
― Shut That Maldoror (Noodle Vague), Friday, 5 March 2010 11:05 (fourteen years ago) link
The 1930s version of 'The 39 Steps'.
― Davek (davek_00), Friday, 5 March 2010 11:07 (fourteen years ago) link
Thread of SB
― Shut That Maldoror (Noodle Vague), Friday, 5 March 2010 11:08 (fourteen years ago) link
The Killing of a Chinese Bookie
^^ me too
also 'a christmas tale', 'the barbarian invasions', 'a funny thing happened on the way to the forum' (no it didn't)
― the archetypal ghetto hustler (history mayne), Friday, 5 March 2010 11:09 (fourteen years ago) link
why watch films when you can watch gifs
chinese bookie is great, but i won't spoil it just in case
― nakhchivan, Friday, 5 March 2010 11:11 (fourteen years ago) link
i like some cassavetes -- faces ne way
― the archetypal ghetto hustler (history mayne), Friday, 5 March 2010 11:12 (fourteen years ago) link
feel that my SB should be mitigated by feelings of knowing that i should be rapt etc.
― quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Friday, 5 March 2010 11:13 (fourteen years ago) link
― Davek (davek_00), Friday, 5 March 2010 11:07 (4 minutes ago)
are you kidding?? why? it's fun and fast-paced.
― dan138zig (Durrr Durrr Durrrrrr), Friday, 5 March 2010 11:13 (fourteen years ago) link
what is SB?
― dan138zig (Durrr Durrr Durrrrrr), Friday, 5 March 2010 11:14 (fourteen years ago) link
Anchorman
Then there are quite a few films that I just lost interest in, and focused on something else like a newspaper, magazine, internet or whatev, and just let the film play out, ignored. Oh yeah, films like Once, Nick + Norah's Infinite Playlist, The Wackness. Lots of schmindie films now I think of it.
― DavidM, Friday, 5 March 2010 11:14 (fourteen years ago) link
So far, have managed to abandon "Spotless Mind" at the same point, twice.
Both times, because of the heavy eyelids, not because of the bored.
― Mark G, Friday, 5 March 2010 11:19 (fourteen years ago) link
I almost turned Anchorman off, but it was on DVD so it was only 90 minutes long so I stuck it out. Wedding Crashers, on TV with ad breaks, is nearly 2 and a half hours long, which is fucking ridiculous. I've got much better things to be doing than watching that.
― nate woolls, Friday, 5 March 2010 11:22 (fourteen years ago) link
xpost I was in the wrong mood, I have it on a dvd free from the newspaper, so I'll give it another go. Nowhere near prime-Hitchcock though, come on?
― Davek (davek_00), Friday, 5 March 2010 11:23 (fourteen years ago) link
Wedding Crashers might well win a poll on this, because yeah although I have high tolerance for these guys goofing off it lasts forever
― quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Friday, 5 March 2010 11:24 (fourteen years ago) link
39 Steps is totally prime Hitch, get with the PG
― Shut That Maldoror (Noodle Vague), Friday, 5 March 2010 11:25 (fourteen years ago) link
Wedding Crashers made me really hate Vince Vaughan.
― nate woolls, Friday, 5 March 2010 11:26 (fourteen years ago) link
39 steps is prime pre-50's hitchcock.
― dan138zig (Durrr Durrr Durrrrrr), Friday, 5 March 2010 11:28 (fourteen years ago) link
Best scene in Wedding Crashers is the Ferrell cameo though, and that's deep into the final act. Wld agree it has serious longeurs throughout.
I don't think I've ever sat through the entirety of either The Mummy or The Mummy Returns, both of them having a powerful soporific effect on me regardless of the time of day.
― Bill A, Friday, 5 March 2010 11:42 (fourteen years ago) link
The Mummy Puts You To Bed
― Mark G, Friday, 5 March 2010 11:42 (fourteen years ago) link
mmm rachel weisz
― quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Friday, 5 March 2010 11:43 (fourteen years ago) link
Dude, it certainly feels that way. The sand starts rising up and my eyelids start drooping down.
xp
Even RW cannot keep my attention!
― Bill A, Friday, 5 March 2010 11:44 (fourteen years ago) link
I would just like to state, for the record, that I have never hit SB for someone giving a personal opinion.
― quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Friday, 5 March 2010 11:46 (fourteen years ago) link
Ran - it looked great and <3 king lear but its so... soo... sooo... fucking long.
― There's Always Been A Prance Element To (a hoy hoy), Friday, 5 March 2010 11:47 (fourteen years ago) link
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I would just like to state, for the record, that I have never not hit SB for someone giving a personal opinion
― Shut That Maldoror (Noodle Vague), Friday, 5 March 2010 11:48 (fourteen years ago) link
SB'd xxxp
― noted schloar (dyao), Friday, 5 March 2010 11:50 (fourteen years ago) link
sam you mf i sb'd u for fucking up the decade tv poll and u no it imo
― quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Friday, 5 March 2010 11:54 (fourteen years ago) link
Miami Vice. Our Netflix copy started glitching right around the raid on the trailer park, and I never asked for a replacement.
― El Poopo Loco (Pancakes Hackman), Friday, 5 March 2010 11:59 (fourteen years ago) link
Nowhere near prime-Hitchcock though, come on?
― Davek (davek_00), Friday, March 5, 2010 11:23 AM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark
it's top ten. i don't rate american hitchcock pre-'rear window' though.
― the archetypal ghetto hustler (history mayne), Friday, 5 March 2010 12:00 (fourteen years ago) link
I checked out (500) Days of Summer during a long flight a few months ago, but only got 10 minutes in before deciding that I had other, better ways to drain my laptop battery.
Have endured "u mad" from friends since then, etc., but that shit grates.
― Millsner, Friday, 5 March 2010 12:05 (fourteen years ago) link
Film trilogies I've left unfinished:
The Star Wars prequelsThe Matrix trilogy
After seeing the second episodes in these two I just never bothered to watch the third ones.
― Tuomas, Friday, 5 March 2010 12:33 (fourteen years ago) link
DeleriousShrek
― bracken free ditch (Ste), Friday, 5 March 2010 12:33 (fourteen years ago) link
Tuomas- good decisions
― quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Friday, 5 March 2010 12:34 (fourteen years ago) link
With the SW prequels, at least the second one was better than the first one. But it still wasn't good enough to make me want to see Episode 3, and besides, we already know how the story is gonna end with that one. With Matrix, I never thought the first movie was a masterpiece or anything, but at least it was very good entertainment compared to the second one.
― Tuomas, Friday, 5 March 2010 12:38 (fourteen years ago) link
burn after reading
burn before watching more like
― DJ Get Up Kids (jim in glasgow), Friday, 5 March 2010 12:39 (fourteen years ago) link
for a second I thought tuomas had directed a movie called good decisions
― noted schloar (dyao), Friday, 5 March 2010 12:41 (fourteen years ago) link
usually I watch movies on my laptop so if it gets insufferable then I'll go in the interwebs. the last movie I really thought about turning off completely was anchorman, but as mentioned upthread it's only 90 min so I just decided to sit through it (and liveblog my discontent).
― noted schloar (dyao), Friday, 5 March 2010 12:42 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah i turned that thread off halfway through sorry mang ;_;
― quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Friday, 5 March 2010 12:42 (fourteen years ago) link
otmuas, btw, regarding SW prequels especially
― quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Friday, 5 March 2010 12:43 (fourteen years ago) link
what the hell are these anchorman haters on?
― the archetypal ghetto hustler (history mayne), Friday, 5 March 2010 12:44 (fourteen years ago) link
it's an ILX thing, early 2010 vintage iirc
― quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Friday, 5 March 2010 12:46 (fourteen years ago) link
hating fun has always been an ILX thing iirc
― Shut That Maldoror (Noodle Vague), Friday, 5 March 2010 12:46 (fourteen years ago) link
steve carrell was the funniest guy in that movie iirc
― noted schloar (dyao), Friday, 5 March 2010 12:47 (fourteen years ago) link
ferrell/dude that married phoebe axis imo
― quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Friday, 5 March 2010 12:49 (fourteen years ago) link
Give Rear Window another chance. Why? Because it is awesome. Vertigo too for that matter.
― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Monday, 8 March 2010 10:25 (fourteen years ago) link
Walked out of Sideways.
awesome.
― the archetypal ghetto hustler (history mayne), Monday, 8 March 2010 10:32 (fourteen years ago) link
WHAS has its longeurs (anything involving that guy from frasier) but elizabeth banks and paul rudd are solid gold
― the archetypal ghetto hustler (history mayne), Monday, 8 March 2010 10:33 (fourteen years ago) link
I think I can be excused for not making it through Satantango yet, but I feel really bad for falling asleep twice during attempts to watch Werckmeister Harmonies (in the daytime, no less).
― Fetchboy, Monday, 8 March 2010 10:44 (fourteen years ago) link
xp's yeah i'll definitely go back to rear window. picked up a hitchcock boxset last night so that'll be my week.
― quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Monday, 8 March 2010 10:47 (fourteen years ago) link
i am really stubborn about sticking it out and watching movies til the bitter end - no matter how long. some of the hardest movies i can remember sitting through: The Holy Mountain and Goodbye, Dragon Inn.
you don't say..
and yeah, i didn't finish sideways either.
― dan138zig (Durrr Durrr Durrrrrr), Monday, 8 March 2010 16:15 (fourteen years ago) link
No need to be a film student - or to read about - to 'appreciate' Kane. Kane is one of those films where you read the writing and think the writer just had a good time riffing about it. So its fun to read about, if you like reading about movies.
I only fell asleep on the cinema once (Wong Kar-wai movies which I was enjoying but was incredibly tired), and never walk out (although I came close during 'There will be Blood')
oh and the watchmen film. i wasn't particularly interested in the first place (i don't read comics.. not hating, i just don't). but a lot of my coworkers were very excited about this so i figured, just to be in on the conversation i should check it out. left a little over an hour into it. they really needed to step up the pace, it was just flat and dead and miserable.
Was just wondering this about whether to borrow for similar reasons.
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 00:01 (fourteen years ago) link
it feels like it vanished w/o a trace, kinda. the opening credits sequence is worth a watch.
― the archetypal ghetto hustler (history mayne), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 00:03 (fourteen years ago) link
they shoot horses, dont they?
waht
― El Poopo Loco (Pancakes Hackman), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 00:10 (fourteen years ago) link
El NorteAtarnajuat The Fast RunnerBubba Ho-tepSerendipityCity of God (might give it another chance)
that's it for the DVD era. i have never walked out of a cinema early.
well, the dvd is out of focus.
― abanana, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 01:13 (fourteen years ago) link
Oh man, I loved City of God.
― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 02:38 (fourteen years ago) link
Watchmen is better than The Dark Knight, imo, but that's far from a universal view!
― quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 09:41 (fourteen years ago) link
rear window is one of my 10 favourite films ever, read into that what you will
aside from the isolated and unique instance stated way upthread, i barely if ever fail to finish a movie, although, and here's an embarrassing confession, i did fall asleep during 'his girl friday'. not because i wasn't laughing uproariously at points but because i was already knackered and the sheer quantity of dialogue did for me
― inertia of movement gave it the goal parabola (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 10:48 (fourteen years ago) link
also because the feminist in you objected to the ownership implied in the title
― quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 11:16 (fourteen years ago) link
maybe it means that his friday was filled with girls - why are you reinforcing the patriarchy with your patriarchal interpretations, darraghmac
― noted schloar (dyao), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 11:18 (fourteen years ago) link
his girl friday, emancipated saturday
― inertia of movement gave it the goal parabola (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 11:23 (fourteen years ago) link
we chilled on sunday
― joe, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 11:27 (fourteen years ago) link
haven't seen it in forever but 'his girl friday' is a stone classic
― the archetypal ghetto hustler (history mayne), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 11:32 (fourteen years ago) link
why are you reinforcing the patriarchy with your patriarchal interpretations, darraghmac
ok, it's about time i fessed up. i am richard littlejohn.
― quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 11:33 (fourteen years ago) link
xpost to maynrq yeah i know! i was laughing mao for half the movie then my eyelids drooped and i was gone for about 20 minutes, recovered in time for final act, need to see again
― inertia of movement gave it the goal parabola (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 11:34 (fourteen years ago) link
laughing mao is now my favourite thing
― quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 11:34 (fourteen years ago) link
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/object2/1003/49/n8612879212_1244.jpg
― quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 11:35 (fourteen years ago) link
xp fuck
― noted schloar (dyao), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 11:35 (fourteen years ago) link
THE PATRIARCHY HAS WON AGAIN
http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/china/2007-06/04/xin_5906040410323281786111.jpg
HISTORY: THE DELETED SCENES
― inertia of movement gave it the goal parabola (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 11:37 (fourteen years ago) link
anyone else beside me didn't finish A Prophet?
― dan138zig (Durrr Durrr Durrrrrr), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 00:48 (fourteen years ago) link
My girlfriend kept getting antsy but I made her finish it.
― Fetchboy, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 05:42 (fourteen years ago) link
It took me a year to watch In The Mood For Love all the way through. I would put it on at least once a month, but it would lull me to sleep every time. Same with Last Year at Marienbad. Both films are in my top ten btw.
― Jacob Sanders, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 06:33 (fourteen years ago) link
if I had a TV in my bedroom I would probably go to sleep to In the Mood for Love and 2046 every night.
― richie aprile (rockapads), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 18:40 (fourteen years ago) link
Totally had to stop There Will Be Blood after 45 minutes. sorry, guys :/
― mind crystals over matter (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 18:41 (fourteen years ago) link
there will be blah
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 18:45 (fourteen years ago) link
I soaked up every minute of that movie. In retrospect, something bothered me about the end, but I'll have to see it again.
― richie aprile (rockapads), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 18:46 (fourteen years ago) link
the two times i have walked out of a movie at the theater:
Bringing out the DeadCaligula
the most urgent and immediate "fuck this wheres the remote" reaction of recent memory: 10 minutes into Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist
― First and Last and Safeways (jjjusten), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 18:57 (fourteen years ago) link
the last movie I saw where I went "oh fuck no" and turned it off was "I Accidentally Domed Your Son"
someday I may be able to watch the entirety of "Halloween" but I'm not holding my breath
― we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville (HI DERE), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:00 (fourteen years ago) link
Bringing out the Dead
!!! prolly like top 3 scorsese for me
― iatee, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:01 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah I got a kick out of that movie, and it's still fairly fresh in my memory after only seeing it once like 10 years ago.
― richie aprile (rockapads), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:03 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah, i've never seen the entirety of Caligula either. a friend lent it to me years and years ago - i didn't know much about it except that it was a 'classic' and there were togas in it - and, i mean, my brother and i were roommates at the time and so were like hey let's watch this! and then after about 20 min were like, okay NO. just ain't right.
― mind crystals over matter (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:25 (fourteen years ago) link
The unrated version, available in the U.S. and mainland Europe, running 156 minutes (N.T.S.C.) and 150 minutes (P.A.L.), is the most widely seen cut of the film. It enjoyed a limited, albeit highly profitable, run in the U.S. cinema. This version contained significant sexual and violent content, including orgies, masturbation, fellatio, cunnilingus, anal fisting, homosexuality, transvestism, incest, rape, urination, as well as scenes of decapitation of prisoners by a giant "killing machine," infanticide, implied fratricide, and penile as well as testicular castration.
okay no
― we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville (HI DERE), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:29 (fourteen years ago) link
also, peter o'toole
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:31 (fourteen years ago) link
that movie must have been a blast and a half to do fx for tho
― we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville (HI DERE), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:32 (fourteen years ago) link
implied fratricide
― nakhchivan, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:35 (fourteen years ago) link
i probably would have watched it on my own just fine tbh
― mind crystals over matter (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:35 (fourteen years ago) link
i am amazed whenever anyone reps for bringing out the dead, it would probably make my bottom ten for sure
― First and Last and Safeways (jjjusten), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:37 (fourteen years ago) link
I guess watching implied fratricide with your brother could be unsettling
can't image it being more unsettling than the anal fisting and the penile/testicular castration but ymmv
― we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville (HI DERE), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:39 (fourteen years ago) link
implied comparison
― nakhchivan, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:43 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah we watched the 20-min orgy scene together no prob but damn that implied fratricide was just too much
― mind crystals over matter (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:20 (fourteen years ago) link
hahaha
― we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville (HI DERE), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:21 (fourteen years ago) link
Knew someone who saw "Weekend At Bernie's" at the cinema, and by the end of the movie the entire audience had walked out apart from a dozen people.
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:53 (fourteen years ago) link
Just remembered another couple:
Closer (on a plane and it cut out because it had to land)Radio Days (at my grandfather's house when I was about ten; really enjoyed it...no idea why I didn't get to the end. I'm an Allen stan)Pineapple Express (garbage)Easy Rider (what do people get from this movie? Fwiw, maybe Jack Nicholson's supposed appearance in the second half could've swayed me)
― Davek (davek_00), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:57 (fourteen years ago) link
it's a mad mad mad mad world. terribly dated.
― dan138zig (Durrr Durrr Durrrrrr), Sunday, 14 March 2010 12:00 (fourteen years ago) link