Help The Reverend pay rent, get crunk, and bribe strippers...2010 rolling HELP A FELLOW ILX0R thread....

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Yo everyone. The Reverend, our fellow rap guru, is having a rough go and needs money for rent. In order to prevent him from selling his laptop, camera, or porn collection, a few of us feegured since there's about an entire nation of people on ilxor.com that if ya wanna donate a few bucks to a brutha, you can. if you don't, you may go your merry way. he gave his email address as: "r0dneyjgr33n3athotmaildotcom" if you wanna send via paypal. in addition if someone knows how to set up a donation link for paypal, please do. On yer marks, get set...

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Ballistic, Saturday, 6 March 2010 19:15 (fifteen years ago)

is it ok if we post the min. amount we're aiming to raise?

ksh, Saturday, 6 March 2010 19:17 (fifteen years ago)

i guess so, if Rev's cool. I just sent ya some c-izz-ash, man!

Ballistic, Saturday, 6 March 2010 19:18 (fifteen years ago)

rev that is, not ksh

Ballistic, Saturday, 6 March 2010 19:18 (fifteen years ago)

sent a little gr33n to gr33n3, gl rev

Hervé Grillechaise (WmC), Saturday, 6 March 2010 19:33 (fifteen years ago)

if someone could set up a Paypal donation button that would be ace

ksh, Saturday, 6 March 2010 19:36 (fifteen years ago)

sent what i could afford(via my dads paypal) good luck mate.

Pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 6 March 2010 19:37 (fifteen years ago)

YOU THE BEST!

(Make sure you ungoogleproof the email address if that isn't clear.)

fart and crazy swag (The Reverend), Saturday, 6 March 2010 19:52 (fifteen years ago)

if someone could set up a Paypal donation button that would be ace

how would that be different or better than just sending to his email address? srs question, no snark

Hervé Grillechaise (WmC), Saturday, 6 March 2010 19:56 (fifteen years ago)

dumb question, are all the "33s" and the "0" in your firstn ame googleproofing too? if so then that's why it didn't go through lol - i assumed it was just the dot com part. if it's all regular characters let me know and I'll resend.

Ballistic, Saturday, 6 March 2010 19:59 (fifteen years ago)

xpost

valid question! i basically don't use Paypal, so when i logged into my disused account it wouldn't let me send anything until i verified something or other to lift my sending limit, which is apparently zero. it looks like it will take multiple days for the verification to go through. but i've been able to buy stuff or send money via Paypal before in instances where someone set up one of those pages where you can just type in your info. so that's why i asked.

ksh, Saturday, 6 March 2010 20:00 (fifteen years ago)

lol i figuredi t out. resent!

Ballistic, Saturday, 6 March 2010 20:01 (fifteen years ago)

all regular characters!

fart and crazy swag (The Reverend), Saturday, 6 March 2010 20:03 (fifteen years ago)

cool it should be there now. so I don't look like a big bullshitter! :)

Ballistic, Saturday, 6 March 2010 20:05 (fifteen years ago)

bump

Ballistic, Saturday, 6 March 2010 23:02 (fifteen years ago)

Hows it going?

Pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 7 March 2010 04:37 (fifteen years ago)

Is someone putting up the paypal button to make it easier for people?

Paypal the rev some money to help pay rent (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 7 March 2010 04:52 (fifteen years ago)

I guess nobody jumped on that - I tried looking at it but I'm kind of an idiot when it comes to those things so naturally I couldn't figure it out.

also I figured some people here may be donating silently so I didn't wanna ask out loud per se. hopefully peeps are helping a brotha out!

Ballistic, Sunday, 7 March 2010 06:48 (fifteen years ago)

i'm taking a shot in the dark here, but i think the proper way to set up one of those donate pages might be for the person who's accepting the donations to go into Paypal and do it themselves. right? that seems like it would make sense. so, if Rev wanted to do that, he could. i don't think anyone else could set it up for him. anyway, i might be the only one who can't donate b/c of the dumb "limit" thing, so if Rev doesn't want to set that up in the case that someone else can't set it up for him, that's cool.

called something like Hoppy Polar by Ziggy Ross (ksh), Sunday, 7 March 2010 08:06 (fifteen years ago)

Sorry Rev, I'm too unemployed to donate anything. But here is the website if you guys want to look at a donate button https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_donate-intro-outside

Good luck!

There's Always Been A Prance Element To (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 7 March 2010 08:10 (fifteen years ago)

Note: After creating your Donate buttons, you can place them on your website to start raising funds. However, to access funds you receive, you need a Premier or Business account.

called something like Hoppy Polar by Ziggy Ross (ksh), Sunday, 7 March 2010 08:11 (fifteen years ago)

bump.

There's Always Been A Prance Element To (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 7 March 2010 11:30 (fifteen years ago)

another bump.

There's Always Been A Prance Element To (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 7 March 2010 13:37 (fifteen years ago)

this feels like a telethon but needs half-dressed women

Ballistic, Sunday, 7 March 2010 16:23 (fifteen years ago)

I just got my first paycheck and kinda need every bit for transition into my new place, but lets see if I can help with the half dressed women.

probably a sock!! (╓abies), Sunday, 7 March 2010 16:35 (fifteen years ago)

Not quite the astonishing results I'd expected. Hmm.

probably a sock!! (╓abies), Sunday, 7 March 2010 16:37 (fifteen years ago)

PayPal balance: $318.93 USD

Almost there! Thank you all so much. Soon I can start bribing strippers. I think I owe some people custom ziptapes or something, yeah?

fart and crazy swag (The Reverend), Sunday, 7 March 2010 16:43 (fifteen years ago)

holy crap, that rules! glad to see ilxor.com takes care of the common man.

so while you're at it I do have some gambling debts (j/k)

Ballistic, Sunday, 7 March 2010 16:45 (fifteen years ago)

And thanks for the good words. Those are just as needed.

fart and crazy swag (The Reverend), Sunday, 7 March 2010 16:47 (fifteen years ago)

bump. (everytime i come on ilx and this thread isn't sat the top, i'm bumping it. nothing like annoying other people to do what you yourself cannot.)

There's Always Been A Prance Element To (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 7 March 2010 17:13 (fifteen years ago)

Are you sending pictorial proof of those strippers to everyone who chips in?

StanM, Sunday, 7 March 2010 17:24 (fifteen years ago)

You ARE straight, right? (just preparing for what kind of stripper pics to expect)

StanM, Sunday, 7 March 2010 17:25 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.stag-bratislava.com/images/stale/male%20stripper%205.jpg

Ballistic, Sunday, 7 March 2010 17:33 (fifteen years ago)

Uh-oh.

StanM, Sunday, 7 March 2010 17:34 (fifteen years ago)

thats not me btw

Ballistic, Sunday, 7 March 2010 17:35 (fifteen years ago)

i'm not black

Ballistic, Sunday, 7 March 2010 17:36 (fifteen years ago)

or good looking

Ballistic, Sunday, 7 March 2010 17:36 (fifteen years ago)

the ball in Ballistic isn't that kind of ball, then?

StanM, Sunday, 7 March 2010 17:40 (fifteen years ago)

paypal is being dumb about verification. when i get back to montreal this afternoon i can fix it - need to be at my "land line" or whatever. hopefully that's not too late.

Alex in Montreal, Sunday, 7 March 2010 18:08 (fifteen years ago)

paypal can be maddening with their verification procedures.

Ballistic, Sunday, 7 March 2010 18:10 (fifteen years ago)

yeah, i basically can't donate b/c of that noise

called something like Hoppy Polar by Ziggy Ross (ksh), Sunday, 7 March 2010 18:14 (fifteen years ago)

interbank transfer?

Ballistic, Sunday, 7 March 2010 18:15 (fifteen years ago)

okay guys

fart and crazy swag (The Reverend), Sunday, 7 March 2010 18:46 (fifteen years ago)

stop

fart and crazy swag (The Reverend), Sunday, 7 March 2010 18:46 (fifteen years ago)

PayPal balance: $457.21 USD

fart and crazy swag (The Reverend), Sunday, 7 March 2010 18:46 (fifteen years ago)

<3 u all

fart and crazy swag (The Reverend), Sunday, 7 March 2010 18:46 (fifteen years ago)

so who wants a ziptape?

fart and crazy swag (The Reverend), Sunday, 7 March 2010 18:47 (fifteen years ago)

<3

just1n3, Sunday, 7 March 2010 18:49 (fifteen years ago)

this is pretty corny but:

it really sucks to be so totally broke that you literally have no idea how you'll keep a roof over your head and food in your mouth, but it totally rules to know that a bunch of ppl on the internet think you're rad and want to help you out, even just a little.

just1n3, Sunday, 7 March 2010 18:53 (fifteen years ago)

otm!

fart and crazy swag (The Reverend), Sunday, 7 March 2010 18:55 (fifteen years ago)

seconded. now go get yourself a table dance!

Ballistic, Sunday, 7 March 2010 18:57 (fifteen years ago)

Cool! --

ILX is a pretty screwed up community sometimes, but it's still a community.

Hervé Grillechaise (WmC), Sunday, 7 March 2010 18:58 (fifteen years ago)

yea. this is seriously cool. k now who wants to pay off my student loans

Ballistic, Sunday, 7 March 2010 19:01 (fifteen years ago)

agree that this is nice

johnny crunch, Sunday, 7 March 2010 19:11 (fifteen years ago)

I do live in the city with the most strip clubs per capita... (actually I've only been to one once, and that was when I got stranded in Seattle late at night and had nowhere better to go cause I wasn't yet 21)

fart and crazy swag (The Reverend), Sunday, 7 March 2010 19:11 (fifteen years ago)

Mons Venus in Tampa has seen a lot of my paychecks go to waste, although that was mostly after a breakup where I just needed to see titties....

Ballistic, Sunday, 7 March 2010 19:12 (fifteen years ago)

My best friend has long held an ambition to move to Seattle & work at the Lusty Lady, which she has an idea is somehow this super-feminist hall of empowerment?

How to Make an American Quit (Abbott), Sunday, 7 March 2010 19:20 (fifteen years ago)

29 sources for this Wikipedia article: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lusty_Lady

StanM, Sunday, 7 March 2010 19:25 (fifteen years ago)

Can't imagine this happening on any other e-community.

FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT IN THE PARKING LOT! (milo z), Sunday, 7 March 2010 20:46 (fifteen years ago)

actually, I guess that's not true - I've seen collections at other places for members in need that were successful. They just required more effort/advertising than this one.

FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT IN THE PARKING LOT! (milo z), Sunday, 7 March 2010 20:46 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah what has blown my mind is it happened on a weekend (internet doldrums time).

How to Make an American Quit (Abbott), Sunday, 7 March 2010 20:52 (fifteen years ago)

i think it helps that ilx0r is so well put together and full of activity that even on downtime it gets exposure. still, I'm surprised too. pleasantly.

Ballistic, Sunday, 7 March 2010 20:55 (fifteen years ago)

It was also expertly bumped by yourself and a hoy hoy.

StanM, Sunday, 7 March 2010 20:56 (fifteen years ago)

Big ups to the bump duo!

fart and crazy swag (The Reverend), Sunday, 7 March 2010 21:09 (fifteen years ago)

Mons Venus in Tampa has seen a lot of my paychecks go to waste, although that was mostly after a breakup where I just needed to see titties....

On my first visit in '93, I walked in, took a look at the merchandise, and said, "Do they look better without the sweat?"

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 7 March 2010 21:16 (fifteen years ago)

really? they're pretty damn hot now. plus it's full contact lap dance although the six foot rule IS still in effect in Tampa so you can basically get busted for it!

(or so I've been told)

Ballistic, Sunday, 7 March 2010 21:18 (fifteen years ago)

You live in Tampa?

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 7 March 2010 21:25 (fifteen years ago)

no...about 2 hours out. my bro and i went there for a male bonding night....

Ballistic, Sunday, 7 March 2010 21:33 (fifteen years ago)

Clearly time for a Florida stripper bar thread.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 7 March 2010 21:34 (fifteen years ago)

lol i'd be interested to see that as I've only been to two ever in my life and Mons is well extremely expensive.

Ballistic, Sunday, 7 March 2010 21:35 (fifteen years ago)

Not that...I have the need to go daily or anything

Ballistic, Sunday, 7 March 2010 21:35 (fifteen years ago)

weekly would be just fine.

Ballistic, Sunday, 7 March 2010 21:36 (fifteen years ago)

So why are you posting these answers from a Hooters, anyway.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 7 March 2010 21:37 (fifteen years ago)

if you squint real hard it looks like they might be naked

Ballistic, Sunday, 7 March 2010 21:38 (fifteen years ago)

I can't believe you guys actually used/did not go WHOA at the term 'the merchandise'. KMT.

ned ragú (suzy), Sunday, 7 March 2010 21:39 (fifteen years ago)

we're all just secret mysogynists.

Ballistic, Sunday, 7 March 2010 21:40 (fifteen years ago)

no...about 2 hours out.

Where, if you don't mind my asking? I gotta keep track of the ILE Floridians.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 7 March 2010 21:48 (fifteen years ago)

Orlando....

Ballistic, Sunday, 7 March 2010 21:50 (fifteen years ago)

I live in Tampa, have not been to Mons Venus. I have been to 2001: A Nude Odyssey for a friend's birthday, which is right across the street. It was... interesting, the walls were covered in mirrors. Supposedly Mons Venus is better, as I'm sure Ballistic can testify. Going to strip clubs is masochistic, its just about the most unsatisfying thing you can do.

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Sunday, 7 March 2010 22:02 (fifteen years ago)

yea but when you're getting over a breakup and just feel like being naughty one night, it's therapeutic. there are some who practically live at the clubs, altho I have no idea how they afford it. ("Sorry, son, there's just not enough money to fund you going to college")

Ballistic, Sunday, 7 March 2010 22:04 (fifteen years ago)

i sent a few bucks rev's way... hope it helps.

Garden of "Eden" (get bent), Sunday, 7 March 2010 22:07 (fifteen years ago)

it's going to be amusing in about a week when his paypal balance hits about $13,000

Ballistic, Sunday, 7 March 2010 22:08 (fifteen years ago)

yeah, i need to get in on this game (j/k)

Garden of "Eden" (get bent), Sunday, 7 March 2010 22:09 (fifteen years ago)

Socialist Ilx0r Community

Ballistic, Sunday, 7 March 2010 22:11 (fifteen years ago)

communitarian more like

Garden of "Eden" (get bent), Sunday, 7 March 2010 22:11 (fifteen years ago)

I can't imagine going to a titty bar alone.

FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT IN THE PARKING LOT! (milo z), Sunday, 7 March 2010 22:16 (fifteen years ago)

it's a not very fun experience. that's why I usually go in groups of 3-4!

Ballistic, Monday, 8 March 2010 01:51 (fifteen years ago)

Rev, if you do go to a strip club in PDX, please make sure you avoid Double Dribble. You will thank me later.

t0dd swiss, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:04 (fifteen years ago)

Is it basketball themed? Or NES themed? i like the idea of a club where teh chicks remove an article of clothing each time you hit a jump shot on the game....

Ballistic, Monday, 8 March 2010 02:10 (fifteen years ago)

This review I found online is pretty damn accurate.

"I can't imagine bartending topless with my breasts going east and west all night for all to see so we had to check this out. It is very, um, "blue collar" in there and the customers were paying no attention to the marginal looking strippers. It's funny how there's a naked stripper spread eagle right behind us and that's fine but a topless bartender weirded us out. I considered ordering a Spanish coffee just to be difficult but went with vodka. Right after that some crackhead that had been '86'd tried to come in and the bartenders yelled at him to leave. He yelled back, "Fuck you and yo saggy ol' titties!" The bartender put her shirt on after that. Aww, that was mean. I went to play poker at the one available machine and a methed out stripper yelled to the people at the machines "What do you like better, poker or pussy?" in her raspy smoker's voice. Guess she wasn't having a good night. Meanwhile my date had befriended a wigger named Sean John in my absence who was rapping for him. I pulled on my date's arm saying I wanted to go and Sean John started rapping about how I need to chill. He had a point but that was all the Double Dribble I could take."

But yeah, I think the aforementioned raspy stripper was there when I was and asked my friend "if he liked tittles in his face" and he responded "usually."

Really, this place was horrible. I am glad I have stories of this ridiculous bar though... it is way the fuck out of the way too.

t0dd swiss, Monday, 8 March 2010 03:23 (fifteen years ago)

lol.

high five rev!

There's Always Been A Prance Element To (a hoy hoy), Monday, 8 March 2010 08:25 (fifteen years ago)

whoa, so great that this thread worked so well!

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Monday, 8 March 2010 11:27 (fifteen years ago)

If this is a job thing, according to my other employed-or-less-than friends, if you call the lady at the Portland Employment Trends and let her know you want to work this week, they can find you temp work right off.

I should probably do this myself.

Sex Sexual (kingfish), Monday, 8 March 2010 11:35 (fifteen years ago)

Thanks!

fart and crazy swag (The Reverend), Monday, 8 March 2010 11:46 (fifteen years ago)

Oh, looks like one of their offices is right down the street from me.

fart and crazy swag (The Reverend), Monday, 8 March 2010 11:47 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

I got an email saying that you had not claimed the money. Anyone else get it?

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 8 April 2010 22:44 (fifteen years ago)

maybe you sent it to the wrong address? cause I sho nuff took the money and ran

goon vibrations (The Reverend), Friday, 9 April 2010 06:12 (fifteen years ago)

this reminds me I never got around to finishing off the round of thank you emails

goon vibrations (The Reverend), Friday, 9 April 2010 06:13 (fifteen years ago)

u_u

goon vibrations (The Reverend), Friday, 9 April 2010 06:13 (fifteen years ago)

i sent it to the one on here (and un googleproofed it) maybe i messed it up, sorry about that rev.

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 9 April 2010 12:13 (fifteen years ago)

No problem, I am quite alright at the moment.

goon vibrations (The Reverend), Friday, 9 April 2010 18:40 (fifteen years ago)

Wish I could paypal a Euroboy to you :(

Throwing Muses are reuniting for my next orgasm! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 9 April 2010 18:41 (fifteen years ago)

damn.... where is American ingenuity right now?

goon vibrations (The Reverend), Friday, 9 April 2010 18:44 (fifteen years ago)


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