Help The Reverend pay rent, get crunk, and bribe strippers...2010 rolling HELP A FELLOW ILX0R thread....

Yo everyone. The Reverend, our fellow rap guru, is having a rough go and needs money for rent. In order to prevent him from selling his laptop, camera, or porn collection, a few of us feegured since there's about an entire nation of people on ilxor.com that if ya wanna donate a few bucks to a brutha, you can. if you don't, you may go your merry way. he gave his email address as: "r0dneyjgr33n3athotmaildotcom" if you wanna send via paypal. in addition if someone knows how to set up a donation link for paypal, please do. On yer marks, get set...

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is it ok if we post the min. amount we're aiming to raise?

i guess so, if Rev's cool. I just sent ya some c-izz-ash, man!

rev that is, not ksh

sent a little gr33n to gr33n3, gl rev

if someone could set up a Paypal donation button that would be ace

sent what i could afford(via my dads paypal) good luck mate.

YOU THE BEST!

(Make sure you ungoogleproof the email address if that isn't clear.)

if someone could set up a Paypal donation button that would be ace

how would that be different or better than just sending to his email address? srs question, no snark

dumb question, are all the "33s" and the "0" in your firstn ame googleproofing too? if so then that's why it didn't go through lol - i assumed it was just the dot com part. if it's all regular characters let me know and I'll resend.

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valid question! i basically don't use Paypal, so when i logged into my disused account it wouldn't let me send anything until i verified something or other to lift my sending limit, which is apparently zero. it looks like it will take multiple days for the verification to go through. but i've been able to buy stuff or send money via Paypal before in instances where someone set up one of those pages where you can just type in your info. so that's why i asked.

lol i figuredi t out. resent!

all regular characters!

cool it should be there now. so I don't look like a big bullshitter! :)

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Hows it going?

Is someone putting up the paypal button to make it easier for people?

I guess nobody jumped on that - I tried looking at it but I'm kind of an idiot when it comes to those things so naturally I couldn't figure it out.

also I figured some people here may be donating silently so I didn't wanna ask out loud per se. hopefully peeps are helping a brotha out!

i'm taking a shot in the dark here, but i think the proper way to set up one of those donate pages might be for the person who's accepting the donations to go into Paypal and do it themselves. right? that seems like it would make sense. so, if Rev wanted to do that, he could. i don't think anyone else could set it up for him. anyway, i might be the only one who can't donate b/c of the dumb "limit" thing, so if Rev doesn't want to set that up in the case that someone else can't set it up for him, that's cool.

Sorry Rev, I'm too unemployed to donate anything. But here is the website if you guys want to look at a donate button https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_donate-intro-outside

Good luck!

Note: After creating your Donate buttons, you can place them on your website to start raising funds. However, to access funds you receive, you need a Premier or Business account.

bump.

another bump.

this feels like a telethon but needs half-dressed women

I just got my first paycheck and kinda need every bit for transition into my new place, but lets see if I can help with the half dressed women.

Not quite the astonishing results I'd expected. Hmm.

PayPal balance: $318.93 USD

Almost there! Thank you all so much. Soon I can start bribing strippers. I think I owe some people custom ziptapes or something, yeah?

holy crap, that rules! glad to see ilxor.com takes care of the common man.

so while you're at it I do have some gambling debts (j/k)

And thanks for the good words. Those are just as needed.

bump. (everytime i come on ilx and this thread isn't sat the top, i'm bumping it. nothing like annoying other people to do what you yourself cannot.)

Are you sending pictorial proof of those strippers to everyone who chips in?

You ARE straight, right? (just preparing for what kind of stripper pics to expect)

http://www.stag-bratislava.com/images/stale/male%20stripper%205.jpg

Uh-oh.

thats not me btw

i'm not black

or good looking

the ball in Ballistic isn't that kind of ball, then?

paypal is being dumb about verification. when i get back to montreal this afternoon i can fix it - need to be at my "land line" or whatever. hopefully that's not too late.

paypal can be maddening with their verification procedures.

yeah, i basically can't donate b/c of that noise

interbank transfer?

okay guys

stop

PayPal balance: $457.21 USD

<3 u all

so who wants a ziptape?

<3

this is pretty corny but:

it really sucks to be so totally broke that you literally have no idea how you'll keep a roof over your head and food in your mouth, but it totally rules to know that a bunch of ppl on the internet think you're rad and want to help you out, even just a little.

otm!

seconded. now go get yourself a table dance!

Cool! --

ILX is a pretty screwed up community sometimes, but it's still a community.

yea. this is seriously cool. k now who wants to pay off my student loans

agree that this is nice

I do live in the city with the most strip clubs per capita... (actually I've only been to one once, and that was when I got stranded in Seattle late at night and had nowhere better to go cause I wasn't yet 21)

Mons Venus in Tampa has seen a lot of my paychecks go to waste, although that was mostly after a breakup where I just needed to see titties....

My best friend has long held an ambition to move to Seattle & work at the Lusty Lady, which she has an idea is somehow this super-feminist hall of empowerment?

29 sources for this Wikipedia article: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lusty_Lady

Can't imagine this happening on any other e-community.

actually, I guess that's not true - I've seen collections at other places for members in need that were successful. They just required more effort/advertising than this one.

Yeah what has blown my mind is it happened on a weekend (internet doldrums time).

i think it helps that ilx0r is so well put together and full of activity that even on downtime it gets exposure. still, I'm surprised too. pleasantly.

It was also expertly bumped by yourself and a hoy hoy.

Big ups to the bump duo!

Mons Venus in Tampa has seen a lot of my paychecks go to waste, although that was mostly after a breakup where I just needed to see titties....

On my first visit in '93, I walked in, took a look at the merchandise, and said, "Do they look better without the sweat?"

really? they're pretty damn hot now. plus it's full contact lap dance although the six foot rule IS still in effect in Tampa so you can basically get busted for it!

(or so I've been told)

You live in Tampa?

no...about 2 hours out. my bro and i went there for a male bonding night....

Clearly time for a Florida stripper bar thread.

lol i'd be interested to see that as I've only been to two ever in my life and Mons is well extremely expensive.

Not that...I have the need to go daily or anything

weekly would be just fine.

So why are you posting these answers from a Hooters, anyway.

if you squint real hard it looks like they might be naked

I can't believe you guys actually used/did not go WHOA at the term 'the merchandise'. KMT.

we're all just secret mysogynists.

no...about 2 hours out.

Where, if you don't mind my asking? I gotta keep track of the ILE Floridians.

Orlando....

I live in Tampa, have not been to Mons Venus. I have been to 2001: A Nude Odyssey for a friend's birthday, which is right across the street. It was... interesting, the walls were covered in mirrors. Supposedly Mons Venus is better, as I'm sure Ballistic can testify. Going to strip clubs is masochistic, its just about the most unsatisfying thing you can do.

yea but when you're getting over a breakup and just feel like being naughty one night, it's therapeutic. there are some who practically live at the clubs, altho I have no idea how they afford it. ("Sorry, son, there's just not enough money to fund you going to college")

i sent a few bucks rev's way... hope it helps.

it's going to be amusing in about a week when his paypal balance hits about $13,000

yeah, i need to get in on this game (j/k)

Socialist Ilx0r Community

communitarian more like

I can't imagine going to a titty bar alone.

it's a not very fun experience. that's why I usually go in groups of 3-4!

Rev, if you do go to a strip club in PDX, please make sure you avoid Double Dribble. You will thank me later.

Is it basketball themed? Or NES themed? i like the idea of a club where teh chicks remove an article of clothing each time you hit a jump shot on the game....

This review I found online is pretty damn accurate.

"I can't imagine bartending topless with my breasts going east and west all night for all to see so we had to check this out. It is very, um, "blue collar" in there and the customers were paying no attention to the marginal looking strippers. It's funny how there's a naked stripper spread eagle right behind us and that's fine but a topless bartender weirded us out. I considered ordering a Spanish coffee just to be difficult but went with vodka. Right after that some crackhead that had been '86'd tried to come in and the bartenders yelled at him to leave. He yelled back, "Fuck you and yo saggy ol' titties!" The bartender put her shirt on after that. Aww, that was mean. I went to play poker at the one available machine and a methed out stripper yelled to the people at the machines "What do you like better, poker or pussy?" in her raspy smoker's voice. Guess she wasn't having a good night. Meanwhile my date had befriended a wigger named Sean John in my absence who was rapping for him. I pulled on my date's arm saying I wanted to go and Sean John started rapping about how I need to chill. He had a point but that was all the Double Dribble I could take."

But yeah, I think the aforementioned raspy stripper was there when I was and asked my friend "if he liked tittles in his face" and he responded "usually."

Really, this place was horrible. I am glad I have stories of this ridiculous bar though... it is way the fuck out of the way too.

lol.

high five rev!

whoa, so great that this thread worked so well!

If this is a job thing, according to my other employed-or-less-than friends, if you call the lady at the Portland Employment Trends and let her know you want to work this week, they can find you temp work right off.

I should probably do this myself.

Thanks!

Oh, looks like one of their offices is right down the street from me.

I got an email saying that you had not claimed the money. Anyone else get it?

maybe you sent it to the wrong address? cause I sho nuff took the money and ran

this reminds me I never got around to finishing off the round of thank you emails

u_u

i sent it to the one on here (and un googleproofed it) maybe i messed it up, sorry about that rev.

No problem, I am quite alright at the moment.

Wish I could paypal a Euroboy to you :(

damn.... where is American ingenuity right now?