Royals = 12 FOOT ET LIZARDs, finally proven by science

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"Icke's most amazing claim is that the bloodlines of Europe's royal families, which some claim to trace back to a secret union of Jesus and Mary Magdalene, are in fact derived from extraterrestrial lizards (see www.davidicke.com/icke/temp/reptconn.html). As proof of this, you need only look at the prevalence of gargoyles and dragons on all kinds of royal coats of arms. These people can be recognized by their ability to "shape shift" into reptilian form, then back again."

― fritz, Wednesday, 3 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Icke claims that the Illuminati lizards need to maintain a vast, global network of satanic cults to perform human sacrifice, sexual molestation, and cannibalism. He explains on his Web site that "to hold their human form, these entities need to drink human (mammalian) blood and access the energy it contains to maintain their DNA codes in their 'human' expression. If they don't, they manifest their reptilian codes and we would all see what they really look like.... From what I understand from former 'insiders,' the blood (energy) of babies and small children is the most effective for this, as are blond-haired, blue-eyed people."

― fritz, Wednesday, 3 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"I found it so astounding when I was told by Zecharia Sitchin, the best-known translator of the Sumerian tablets, that there was no evidence of a serpent race in the ancient world. Of course there is. He also strongly advised me in relation to the serpent race…'Don't go there'. Why, when the evidence, ancient and modern, is so enormous?" - David Icke

if zecheria sitchin pulled any of that "don't go there" shit on me i'd be all like "whatever, zechhy, these lizards don't know fritz"

― fritz, Wednesday, 3 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

not JUST royals though. he has PROOF [not actually] of a WINDSOR- BUSH bloodline. and links to, uh, the rockefellers+um, RAMESES II? +uh...

http://www.davidicke.com/icke/articles2/pics/aniclint.gif

― RJG, Wednesday, 3 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

This is why the so called Eastern Establishment families of the United States interbreed with each other as obsessively as the European royal and "noble" families have always done ... It is not because of snobbery, it is to hold as best they can a genetic structure - the reptilian-mammalian DNA combination which allows them to "shape-shift".

well, at least they're not just being snobby.

― fritz, Wednesday, 3 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

And Icke's just been signed up by the Sci-Fi Channel (UK) to present their Headfuck programme, which is also bollocks.

― The All-Electric Christopher Lyons Video Show, Wednesday, 3 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

anas fk to thread !

― mark s, Wednesday, 3 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"The Queen Mother... now that's a serious piece of wizardry. The Queen Mother is a lot older than people think To be honest, the Royal Family hasn't died for a long time, they have just metamorphosised. It's sort of cloning, but in a different way. They take pieces of flesh and rebuild the body from one little bit. Because it's Lizard, because it's cold blooded, it's much easier for them to do Frankenstein shit than it is for us. The different bodies are just different electrical vibrations and they have got that secret, they've got the secret of the microcurrents, it's so micro, so specific, these radio waves that actually create the bodies. These are the energies I work with when I'm healing.

They know the vibration of life and because they are cold-blooded, they are reptiles, they have no wish to make the Earth the perfect harmony it could be, or to heal the Earth from the damage that's been done. The Earth's been attacked for zeons by different extraterrestrials. It's been like a football for so long. This place was a bus stop for many dfferent aliens. All these aliens, they could Cope with everythng, including the noxious gases. They're landing all the time and coming up from the bowels of the Earth.

They looked like reptiles orignally, but they look like us when they get out now through the electrical vibration, that life key I talked about. Tbey can manifest how they want to. All the real knowledge has been taken out and shredded and put back in another way. The Queen Mother is "Chief Toad" of this part of Europe and they have people like her in each continent. Most people, the hangers on, don't know, you know, about the reptles. They are just in awe of these people because they are so powerful-

"Balmoral is a 'very, very nasty place. That's somewhere they want to dig underground. They will find reptile fossils, it goes back that far. Don't think of people like the Queen Mother and Queen Victoria, as different people' Think of them as the same person which after a while has had to replace their coat. when the flesh dies, that energy. while it's dying, will be immediately up someone else's jacksy (backside) It's very vampire, worse than vampire.

― mark s, Wednesday, 3 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Queen G to thread: You've got some explaining to do, young man/toad.

― Nancy Drew, Wednesday, 3 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Just cos I been putting my own forked tongue up prince willie's bum does not mean we have taken over the world.

Yet

― Queen I never had sexual relations with that BildeberG, Thursday, 4 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

But Boxcar Willie? WHY?

― Ronan, Thursday, 4 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

G the word is jacksy not bum, according to saurian etiquette (see above)

haha part of Icke's proof = elizabeth => ILL LIZARD BIRTH do you SEE!!

― mark s, Thursday, 4 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

five years pass...

MOAR PROOFS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZGh5cCiEF8

― Frogman Henry, Saturday, 8 March 2008 15:31 (seventeen years ago)

: /

― Bodrick III, Saturday, 8 March 2008 15:34 (seventeen years ago)

I love how the speedy deletion of any skeptical comments makes the whole youtube thread this huge madhouse where everybody's like "yep...wow...amazing, further proof!"

― J0hn D., Saturday, 8 March 2008 22:40 (seventeen years ago)

oh man this one is weirder, the spedup "Go Ask Alice" is fuckin genius

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgZPryMAsLE&feature=related

― J0hn D., Saturday, 8 March 2008 23:23 (seventeen years ago)

aileen=Alien

What more proof do you need!

― Ned Trifle II, Saturday, 8 March 2008 23:35 (seventeen years ago)

Jeezus that was terrifying.

― Noodle Vague, Saturday, 8 March 2008 23:38 (seventeen years ago)

You break up with a conspiracy theorist and shitty cellphone video of you will show that you're a demon. And that's the ultimae revenge - potential bosses might google you; and who would intentionally hire a shapeshifting lizard?

― dowd, Saturday, 8 March 2008 23:44 (seventeen years ago)

The Royal Family, duh.

― Noodle Vague, Saturday, 8 March 2008 23:46 (seventeen years ago)

They have enough of their own.

― dowd, Saturday, 8 March 2008 23:47 (seventeen years ago)

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GOOD TIMES AHOY

― nickalicious, Saturday, 8 March 2008 23:49 (seventeen years ago)

haha "forehead distortion"...I'ma put a ROCKTEK PEDAL ON MY FACE

― nickalicious, Saturday, 8 March 2008 23:51 (seventeen years ago)

omg looking at cameraman...LOOKING AT YOU

Guys I'm bored and liveblogging this youtube clip. Until something better happens.

― nickalicious, Saturday, 8 March 2008 23:52 (seventeen years ago)

"im christian and i believe in aliens and reptilians" Man, this person had a terrible Sunday school teacher.

― dowd, Sunday, 9 March 2008 00:01 (seventeen years ago)

"Guys I'm bored and liveblogging this youtube clip. Until something better happens."

where, nick? i want to read.

― Frogman Henry, Sunday, 9 March 2008 00:30 (seventeen years ago)

haha something better happened

― nickalicious, Sunday, 9 March 2008 00:32 (seventeen years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/7313789.stm

OMG LIZARD PEOPLE ALL RELATED

― Bodrick III, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 01:46 (seventeen years ago)

two months pass...

royal family, yesterday

http://www.mofolandia.com.br/eloperdido/sleestak1.jpg

― latebloomer, Friday, 30 May 2008 12:29 (seventeen years ago)

seven years pass...

http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/20651-luminiferous/

Still, Luminiferous is at its best when High on Fire seem to be preaching about these zany ideas, as if Pike has some great revelation that must be shared with his disciples. "Slave the Hive", for instance, ricochets between hardcore built by a doom metal toolkit and shout-out-loud classic rock played by madmen on speed. "They got us wired to the reptile brain," the band howls during the hook. "Your life is not the same. This world is insane." It’s the kind of silly, serious rallying cry that’s meant to be yelled back at the band onstage, even if you don’t buy it. That infectious feeling applies to the relentless title track, too, a pick-sliding monster that reaches back to the days of punk-and-metal crossover to lecture on theories of Hertz-based mind control and the deeds of white-wigged barristers. Pike unleashes soul-scraping yells between the verses and over the coda. It is a quasi-religious paroxysm; he’s hollering about despising government overlords the way a gospel shouter might scream about loving the Lord.

― j., Tuesday, 16 June 2015 05:21 (ten years ago)

Lizard feet!

http://www.9news.com/story/entertainment/2015/06/15/prince-george-crocs/71239738/

― StanM, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 06:00 (ten years ago)

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