Nazi ninjas

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Has there ever been a movie/comic/book where the bad guys are Nazi ninjas? I was discussing this with a friend last night, and we both agreed it would be a most awesome idea! Combining the evil aura of Nazis with the hyper-coolness of ninjas would make for some great villains! You could even provide a faux-historical explanation for them: since Japan and Germany were allied in WWII, maybe the Japanese trained some Nazi soldiers as ninjas? You could have them throwing swastika-shaped shurikens! Wouldn't this be a cool idea?

Tuomas, Sunday, 14 March 2010 12:33 (fifteen years ago)

WHOA DUDE

DISASTÜR ZÜN RHINE (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 14 March 2010 13:15 (fifteen years ago)

http://i43.tinypic.com/5lqr7q.jpg

DISASTÜR ZÜN RHINE (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 14 March 2010 13:16 (fifteen years ago)

not ninjas, but
Nazi samurai: http://th07.deviantart.net/fs70/300W/i/2010/017/3/e/Nazi_Samurai_by_Germille.png
Nazi samurai pirates Facebook group: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2405468804

StanM, Sunday, 14 March 2010 13:23 (fifteen years ago)

like I'm going to click on a link to something on deviantART...

might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Sunday, 14 March 2010 13:47 (fifteen years ago)

It's safe for work/brain.

Tuomas, your idea is terrifying.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Sunday, 14 March 2010 13:48 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2310194044

Tibetan 'buca the Dead (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 March 2010 13:56 (fifteen years ago)

That would be some amazing shit.

Clerk all KNOWIN (B.L.A.M.), Sunday, 14 March 2010 16:09 (fifteen years ago)

I would anticipate a movie about this.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Sunday, 14 March 2010 16:17 (fifteen years ago)

That Facebook group is weird... They call themselves "Nazi samurai pirates", but then in the info box they say they're not Nazis. Make up your mind!

Tuomas, Monday, 15 March 2010 14:40 (fifteen years ago)

And yeah, I've read Hellboy and seen the first movie, but I don't remember that Nazi guy in the pic above being a proper ninja or anything, just a general killer.

Tuomas, Monday, 15 March 2010 14:42 (fifteen years ago)

nazi ninjas, nazi ninjas, nazi ninjas....FUCK OFF!

but actually it is impossible to have a penis on the body of a mermaid (dyao), Monday, 15 March 2010 14:42 (fifteen years ago)

Can they be Nutrition Nazi Ninjas?

a passing basscadet (ctrl-s), Monday, 15 March 2010 15:11 (fifteen years ago)

Also, if I may say so, Tuomas, you remind me just a bit of Philippe from Achewood.

a passing basscadet (ctrl-s), Monday, 15 March 2010 15:12 (fifteen years ago)

You may, as I have no idea what that is.

Tuomas, Monday, 15 March 2010 15:35 (fifteen years ago)

Philippe is a five-year-old otter in a web comic called "Achewood." He is charmingly naive and creative. "Nazi ninjas" is something that he might come up with.

a passing basscadet (ctrl-s), Monday, 15 March 2010 15:38 (fifteen years ago)

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/8/2009/12/ninjawhitedudes.flv.jpg

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 16 March 2010 01:13 (fifteen years ago)

four years pass...

Still haven't found examples of these.

Tuomas, Thursday, 22 May 2014 12:38 (eleven years ago)

Me and a friend have long had an idea for a movie which would be Nazis vs Ninjas vs Mafia. They would all be searching for and fighting over a mystical artifact which would allow them to raise and control an army of undead pirates.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Thursday, 22 May 2014 13:07 (eleven years ago)


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