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Has there ever been a movie/comic/book where the bad guys are Nazi ninjas? I was discussing this with a friend last night, and we both agreed it would be a most awesome idea! Combining the evil aura of Nazis with the hyper-coolness of ninjas would make for some great villains! You could even provide a faux-historical explanation for them: since Japan and Germany were allied in WWII, maybe the Japanese trained some Nazi soldiers as ninjas? You could have them throwing swastika-shaped shurikens! Wouldn't this be a cool idea?

― Tuomas, Sunday, 14 March 2010 12:33 (sixteen years ago)

WHOA DUDE

― DISASTÜR ZÜN RHINE (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 14 March 2010 13:15 (sixteen years ago)

http://i43.tinypic.com/5lqr7q.jpg

― DISASTÜR ZÜN RHINE (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 14 March 2010 13:16 (sixteen years ago)

not ninjas, but
Nazi samurai: http://th07.deviantart.net/fs70/300W/i/2010/017/3/e/Nazi_Samurai_by_Germille.png
Nazi samurai pirates Facebook group: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2405468804

― StanM, Sunday, 14 March 2010 13:23 (sixteen years ago)

like I'm going to click on a link to something on deviantART...

― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Sunday, 14 March 2010 13:47 (sixteen years ago)

It's safe for work/brain.

Tuomas, your idea is terrifying.

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Sunday, 14 March 2010 13:48 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2310194044

― Tibetan 'buca the Dead (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 March 2010 13:56 (sixteen years ago)

That would be some amazing shit.

― Clerk all KNOWIN (B.L.A.M.), Sunday, 14 March 2010 16:09 (sixteen years ago)

I would anticipate a movie about this.

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Sunday, 14 March 2010 16:17 (sixteen years ago)

That Facebook group is weird... They call themselves "Nazi samurai pirates", but then in the info box they say they're not Nazis. Make up your mind!

― Tuomas, Monday, 15 March 2010 14:40 (sixteen years ago)

And yeah, I've read Hellboy and seen the first movie, but I don't remember that Nazi guy in the pic above being a proper ninja or anything, just a general killer.

― Tuomas, Monday, 15 March 2010 14:42 (sixteen years ago)

nazi ninjas, nazi ninjas, nazi ninjas....FUCK OFF!

― but actually it is impossible to have a penis on the body of a mermaid (dyao), Monday, 15 March 2010 14:42 (sixteen years ago)

Can they be Nutrition Nazi Ninjas?

― a passing basscadet (ctrl-s), Monday, 15 March 2010 15:11 (sixteen years ago)

Also, if I may say so, Tuomas, you remind me just a bit of Philippe from Achewood.

― a passing basscadet (ctrl-s), Monday, 15 March 2010 15:12 (sixteen years ago)

You may, as I have no idea what that is.

― Tuomas, Monday, 15 March 2010 15:35 (sixteen years ago)

Philippe is a five-year-old otter in a web comic called "Achewood." He is charmingly naive and creative. "Nazi ninjas" is something that he might come up with.

― a passing basscadet (ctrl-s), Monday, 15 March 2010 15:38 (sixteen years ago)

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/8/2009/12/ninjawhitedudes.flv.jpg

― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 16 March 2010 01:13 (sixteen years ago)

four years pass...

Still haven't found examples of these.

― Tuomas, Thursday, 22 May 2014 12:38 (twelve years ago)

Me and a friend have long had an idea for a movie which would be Nazis vs Ninjas vs Mafia. They would all be searching for and fighting over a mystical artifact which would allow them to raise and control an army of undead pirates.

― the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Thursday, 22 May 2014 13:07 (twelve years ago)


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