Real World Chuck Norris Facts

can we put together a real-world chuck norris facts then

Chuck Norris does not need money. He is gainfully employed.

― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), 22 March 2010 13:54 (28 minutes ago)

Chuck Norris usually prevails in hand-to-hand combat, as he has extensive training in this field, although it would be unrealistic to imagine that a few guys with baseball bats wouldn't prove an unsurmountable obstacle.

― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), 22 March 2010 13:57 (26 minutes ago)

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hmm maybe this was better left as an aborted hijack on the US politics thread.

of all of his innumerable accomplishments, Chuck Norris states that he is most proud of the fact that he holds the power of life or death over every individual on this planet, but he has not let that change him.

this is the thread for real world facts fyi

When Chuck Norris goes to burger king, he enjoys the Whopper (TM) Meal. He did once request a Big Mac (TM) Meal, but quickly realised his mistake and everyone involved enjoyed a good laugh. He did not physically assault anyone involved

Some of Chuck Norris's political statements could be viewed as breaking tenets of his personal moral code of Chun Kuk Do, specifically numbers 4-7

4. I will look for the good in all people and make them feel worthwhile.
5. If I have nothing good to say about a person, I will say nothing.
6. I will always be as enthusiastic about the success of others as I am about my own.
7. I will maintain an attitude of open-mindedness.

Chuck Norris has likely experienced constipation at some point this year

Chuck Norris once stopped a speeding locomotive, by pulling on the emergency brake. He was identified by fellow passengers and made to pay a fine.

As Chuck Norris has a preteen daughter, it is not unreasonable to assume that some point in the future he will be concerned about the issue of teenage pregnancy. Teenage pregnancy is a serious matter in many parts of the country, and rates have steadily been rising in the 00s.

Chuck Norris has never even met any of the mothers of the undefeated 1972 Miami Dolphins

One would expect that Chuck Norris was born with the given name of Charles, as "Chuck" is a popular contraction of the name Charles in the English language. However, Chuck Norris was actually born as Carlos Ray Norris. He acquired the nickname "Chuck" while serving in the Navy.

Chuck Norris told me I have AIDS

Superman is a fictional character, and does not therefore wear Chuck Norris pyjamas. It would of course be possible for this to occur as part of a publicity stunt or similar, but it certainly couldn't be taken as wish fulfillment on Superman's behalf.

'Chuck Norris' is not an admissible Scrabble (TM) word.

Chuck Norris played Cordell Walker, a Texas Ranger, in the television show "Walker, Texas Ranger." The show ran for eight seasons, with its last episode appearing in May 2001. Less than four months later, Al Qaeda operatives masterminded terrorist attacks on the United States of America.

Wait, "Cordell"? Walker, Texas Ranger was black??????