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I AM MELTING HERE. i have lost 5.5 lbs since this heat wave started (headline on yesterday's daily news: IT COULD GO UP TO 100 DEGREES TODAY) but at what cost? i just feel unpleasant and sweaty and in need of like 5 showers a day.

maura, Thursday, 4 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i'm probably going to take another shower in like an hour or so answers.

maura, Thursday, 4 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

what abt ice cream maura?

Julio Desouza, Thursday, 4 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

it is summer, it is meant to be hot

keith, Thursday, 4 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Haha it is dark and has just started to rain in sunny old London village, heh heh. Come over Maura you can have some English Pret food. Or Tobys NUMMY pasta sauce recipes mmmmmmmm pumpkin!!!

Sarah, Thursday, 4 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

It's so hot in London that the pub we were in last night saw fit to have a fire going, heh.

Tim, Thursday, 4 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Another reason for smug West Coast superiority -- humidity? what's humidity?

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 4 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

ha at the expense of NO WINTERS which is only acceptable if a mentalist like oh say YOU

Josh, Thursday, 4 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

HA! PH34R THE HEAT!!

I had rain for like 3 days in a row and got all wet while going home. This morning was 23 degrees. So much happiness for this i cant even begian to talk about it

Chupa-Cabras, Thursday, 4 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Maura, where are you? It's been ridiculously hot and humid here in Philadelphia. Just walking a couple blocks makes me start to groan.

DeRayMi, Thursday, 4 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Precisely, Josh! And believe me, that is a great comfort to know that I can walk around with, oh, a sweater in February while you're watching the salt corrode your car and wondering why the pipes have frozen and taking twenty minutes to get dressed so you can walk outside for about ten feet and...

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 4 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Loads of people are moaning about how cold it is here in London but it is just cold for July. I still had the fan on earlier. When it gets very hot I have a small portable air conditioner which I put a couple of feet from me.

Martin Skidmore, Thursday, 4 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

the heat's rotten. it makes me sleep all the time and then i feel worse when i wake up. i've found that iced tea for some reason makes me feel much cooler than cold water though, so drink lots of iced tea.

Maria, Thursday, 4 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah, down with heat. It's the best summer in London in ages!

jel --, Thursday, 4 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

the best thing to do in this heat is to get all worked up, slam a Corona, and then go outside and run around. Soon the heat and the exhaustion and the beer kicks in, and it's as if you drank the whole case. Everything slowwwwss doooown. Then go take an ice cold shower. Ah boredom.

Timothy, Thursday, 4 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

haha ned you're just a big pussy is all there is to it

Josh, Thursday, 4 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

You just keep telling yourself that next winter, Josh. ;-)

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 4 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

haha ned I would gladly dump summer in place of double the winter

Josh, Thursday, 4 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

as would i! major college criterion: "does it snow a lot?"

Maria, Thursday, 4 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

make sure they're not one of those pansy schools that takes off like a whole month during the best snow-time!

Josh, Thursday, 4 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Days like these call for a mint jeulip, a lawn chair and a white hankerchief so you can dab your furrowed brow and say...

Woooooo...!

Just like that.

JM, Thursday, 4 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

in hackney it is raining and grey again!! hurrah!!

mark s, Friday, 5 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

You guys are sissies. The New Orleans summer is kickin' in and you'll sweat through your shirt standing in the shade. It is gross beyond words but sweat is the great equalizer: everyone is a sweaty goon right now--cops can't fuck with you 'cause they're all dripping and panting, no one's gonna mug you 'cause they can't run away, even the three-card monte scammers are too wiped to hustle.

The murder rate goes way up in the summer, of course--you can shoot someone from air-conditioned comfort.

adam, Saturday, 6 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

five years pass...

Cheezuz christo, los angeles.

remy bean, Monday, 3 September 2007 19:59 (eighteen years ago)

KILL ME NOW

max, Monday, 3 September 2007 20:32 (eighteen years ago)

i was in encino friday -- at 113º i went swimming in an 87º pool to cool off and ended up with all sorts of weird breathing trubbles.

remy bean, Monday, 3 September 2007 20:37 (eighteen years ago)

my wading pool is too hot to even bother... i take cold showers every hour and stand in front of a fan

max, Monday, 3 September 2007 20:39 (eighteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

do not want

mookieproof, Tuesday, 25 September 2007 21:47 (seventeen years ago)

I got pretty used to it being in the 110-115º F range, but now it's in the high 80s/late 90s. If it were 5-10º cooler, I would adore it, but as it stands it just feels like the weather is TEASING me. "It could be Fall, but....naw. Haha."

Abbott, Tuesday, 25 September 2007 21:51 (seventeen years ago)

fuck this shit

river wolf, Tuesday, 25 September 2007 22:17 (seventeen years ago)

I think this shit is supposed to be fucked tomorrow.

jaymc, Tuesday, 25 September 2007 22:39 (seventeen years ago)

THANK GOD

river wolf, Tuesday, 25 September 2007 22:40 (seventeen years ago)

I can't be bothered to check, but I don't think it got to 100 all summer. Which is just bizarre in these parts.

Oilyrags, Wednesday, 26 September 2007 00:49 (seventeen years ago)

uhhhhh
bleah

rrrobyn, Wednesday, 26 September 2007 22:54 (seventeen years ago)

Amsterdam was nice, and then I came back home to schvitzville.

Rock Hardy, Wednesday, 26 September 2007 22:57 (seventeen years ago)

Starting to get hot.
the front passenger-side window of my car asploded in the car park on Friday, it was so fucking weird.

W4LTER, Sunday, 30 September 2007 23:20 (seventeen years ago)

..And it was almost definitely the heat as there was no projectile in or around the car and a co-worker was nearby it when it happened.

Glass was everywhere :((

W4LTER, Sunday, 30 September 2007 23:26 (seventeen years ago)

Oh nice. I just posted this to the Chicago thread. This is my local El station

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/149/405057393_01c7c543d7.jpg

I cannot wait.

Jesse, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 03:49 (seventeen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/126/405057398_2a5c4820e9_b.jpg

Jesse, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 03:50 (seventeen years ago)

BITE YER TONGUE.

en i see kay, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 03:50 (seventeen years ago)

It's October 1, 10:53 PM and it's still 70 degrees. And tomorrow's high is forecasted to be 80. I am ANGRY and I want searing, skin-shattering cold. I have since summer began. I even wanted it in February when we had weeks of record lows.

Bring it on.

Jesse, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 03:55 (seventeen years ago)

Think of those of us who MIGHT DIE.

en i see kay, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 03:57 (seventeen years ago)

?

As my father always used to say, "You can always put on more layers in winter." (In summer you can only get so naked and still be miserable.)

Believe me, anyone I encounter in the dead soupy heat of summer has their lives in danger.

Jesse, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 04:05 (seventeen years ago)

I'm really skinny, anemic, and have poor circulation. Winter is just 4 months of shivering for me. I live in Chicago because I hate myself, obv.

But I suppose I'm glad that some people enjoy the Time of Sad.

en i see kay, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 04:17 (seventeen years ago)

Ppl complaining about today being too hot here already. In Melbourne. In SPRING. The hell?

I'm lovin it.

Trayce, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 04:21 (seventeen years ago)

But then again it isnt blindingly hot.

Trayce, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 04:22 (seventeen years ago)

I complain about too hot when the snow starts to melt. Not being contrary for its own sake, but summer makes me cranky, miserable, and depressed. I stay inside next to the A/C that is cranked to the coldest setting.

Like so many people in Chicago I have radiators with a mind of their own, so even when it's 10 degrees outside, I open the windows and let the wind in.

Jesse, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 04:53 (seventeen years ago)

Not being contrary for its own sake, but summer makes me cranky, miserable, and depressed.

Get rid of "depressed" and I echo your feelings. I anticipate the first snowstom of winter with much glee.
And fall is my favorite.

Capitaine Jay Vee, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 06:32 (seventeen years ago)

Fall is wonderful. Though I don't appreciate how summer is encroaching on it. But in its purest form it is delightful--cool, sometimes sunny, sometimes drizzly, and the smells are the best.

Jesse, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 10:58 (seventeen years ago)

it should not be 86 degrees f right now, here

mookieproof, Monday, 8 October 2007 17:57 (seventeen years ago)

Tracer when did you move here? The last week in July / first week in August 2003 was one of the worst heatwaves ever ever experienced. Could not find a single fucking fan anywhere. I resorted to literal ice baths and sleeping on the kitchen tiles. It was hellish.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 1 July 2025 14:06 (two months ago)

https://weather.metoffice.gov.uk/learn-about/weather/case-studies/heatwave

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 1 July 2025 14:07 (two months ago)

God it was bad. I remember being on the central line in a khaki skirt and the sweat was pouring down my legs. I couldn't sit down because I would have looked like I'd wet myself.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 1 July 2025 14:09 (two months ago)

10 degree drop tomorrow we need this. The sheets were damp this morning!

from…Peru? (gyac), Tuesday, 1 July 2025 14:11 (two months ago)

one of our shops at work hasnt had working aircon for the last 3 months. was in there for 30 mins yesterday and it was horrible. theyve had to take all the chocolate out cos it was melting and now have removed sandwiches because the chillers cant cope with the general shopfloor temperature. feel sorry for my coworkers who have to do 8 hr shifts in there.
got up at 4.30am this morning to play golf so that i was finished by 7.00am. wasnt too bad.

oscar bravo, Tuesday, 1 July 2025 14:29 (two months ago)

went bike riding in the heath around here and it looked like the plains of sub saharan africa

slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 1 July 2025 15:43 (two months ago)

did you see any gazelles

five six seven, eight nine ten, begin (map), Tuesday, 1 July 2025 15:49 (two months ago)

Lol Jordan

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 1 July 2025 17:25 (two months ago)

My flowers are fried.:(

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 1 July 2025 17:25 (two months ago)

I still enjoy heatwaves even tho they are becoming more frequent/worse here, if I looked at the 10-day forecast now and it was more 30° and sunny my immediate response would basically be “hurrah it’s summer” (and yet I am pleased that irl it’s gonna break & we get rain tomorrow)

I am lucky enough to work in labs that have to be air conditioned but I do have to use public transport which is unbearable in the heat and my flat is an absolute sweatbox, it’s worse in here than outside. Can’t imagine how bad it is for ppl on the upper floors

the babality of evil (wins), Tuesday, 1 July 2025 17:57 (two months ago)

The AC unit in this place where I'm cat-sitting just can't keep up, idk what else to do, I ran it constantly over the weekend and the apt barely got bearable. I know for a fact they don't have enough electrical power because you can't run any two appliances at the same time so maybe that's it, but I have been constantly slightly too hot since Friday, punctuated only by my multiple cold showers per day.

Ima Gardener (in orbit), Wednesday, 2 July 2025 01:44 (two months ago)

Relief in London, at last. Whippet nose cold for the first time in a week, light rain very welcome!

einstürzende louboutin (suzy), Wednesday, 2 July 2025 11:44 (two months ago)

still enjoy heatwaves even tho they are becoming more frequent/worse here, if I looked at the 10-day forecast now and it was more 30° and sunny my immediate response would basically be “hurrah it’s summer”

same, it can be uncomfortable but when the sun is shining it's hard for to feel happy about it, for me.

LocalGarda, Wednesday, 2 July 2025 11:57 (two months ago)

not to*

LocalGarda, Wednesday, 2 July 2025 11:57 (two months ago)

Last night was pretty awful even with the fan. Even with windows open it takes a long time for the heat to escape in my flat (double-glazing on the south-facing windows). Fantastic difference outside tho.

nashwan, Wednesday, 2 July 2025 13:07 (two months ago)

my extremely fur-covered dog was absolutely gagging to go for a lunchtime walk today after a few days of exhausted flopping by him and everyone else in the house, he knew things were Normal again

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Wednesday, 2 July 2025 13:47 (two months ago)

Takes a bit of deconditioning as someone from Ireland living in the UK for half my life to actually accept that you don't need any covers for sleeping, unless I'm on holiday or whatever.

Still definitely very muggy today.

LocalGarda, Wednesday, 2 July 2025 13:50 (two months ago)

I may have to take on the task of putting ac in the window = why does this intimdate me

Minty Gum (Latham Green), Wednesday, 2 July 2025 17:44 (two months ago)

"A 10-year-old American girl collapsed and died while visiting the Palace of Versailles south-west of Paris , reports said."

jesus christ!
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwyg5pq584eo

Minty Gum (Latham Green), Wednesday, 2 July 2025 17:47 (two months ago)

My yard guy just told me that a local plumber was found dead of heatstroke in his truck last week.

WmC, Wednesday, 2 July 2025 17:52 (two months ago)

eff this

Ste, Saturday, 12 July 2025 16:29 (one month ago)

Summer will increasingly be winter like. Just shut in, no lunchtime walks.

I don't massively care but I can think it will be hard for many, many people.

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 12 July 2025 16:33 (one month ago)

^^^ at weekends I usually take a walk at 7/8 in the morning, but this weekend I'm staying indoors. Later this morning I realised that I had to run an errand I'd been putting off, but after about twenty minutes of deliberation I decided against it. I don't have the option to work from home, so usually in the middle of summer there are a few days where hardly anyone else is on the bus. There's definitely some strategic use of WfH from people - everyone piling into work on Wednesday/Thursday so they can WfH on Fridays.

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Saturday, 12 July 2025 16:41 (one month ago)

I’ve been waking up at 05.30 on heatwave mornings, feeding Widget half an hour before the usual time, trying to be out for walks no later than 07.30, and getting the bulk of our exercise done before 10am. We stay inside after that until around 5pm (which may involve a siesta to make up for only sleeping five hours overnight). If I’m working, I tend to do the work early or later in the day.

einstürzende louboutin (suzy), Saturday, 12 July 2025 17:28 (one month ago)

Hilariously the coolers in the local Tesco have broken, so it's like going back to the early days of COVID. Today there was a choice between a handful of very expensive Charlie Bigham meals, or a Rustlers Cheeseburger, or a Rustlers Quarter Pounder, and nothing else. At least not in the chilled section. The people of Britain have temporarily spurned microwaveable cheeseburgers.

As I did my shopping I remember wondering if I could cool down by painting my whole body silver. However according to Google it wouldn't work, because paint doesn't reflect infrared very well. Also I would smell bad. Apparently there are special cooling paints designed specifically to reflect infrared, but they're surprisingly obscure and probably not great as body paint (judging by this article in the New Scientist).

You know what does reflect infrared? Plant leaves. Also, clothes. But plant leaves. It came to me that the optimal hot-weather outfit would be a giant pitcher plant, filled with water, worn with shoulder straps, like dungarees. Look at this woman with her pitcher plant. She looks so happy. If only we could all be as happy.

If there's one thing I've learned today, it's that no matter your race or skin colour, you will never be as cool in hot weather as a big leafy plant.

Ashley Pomeroy, Saturday, 12 July 2025 22:20 (one month ago)

112F/44C where i am right now.
~3 hours from home where the high today was 58F/14C

imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 13 July 2025 00:49 (one month ago)

One of those days in the South East of England where it might not be the hottest on a thermometer, and there isn't even much direct sunlight, but the humidity is so high that once you start sweating you don't stop until you take a shower or get in front of some serious AC.

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Thursday, 17 July 2025 17:26 (one month ago)

I've just run a disco for 50 7-year-olds so you can imagine the levels of sweat going on in that room

kinder, Thursday, 17 July 2025 17:43 (one month ago)

You should run a disco for 7 50-year-olds and see if it's more or less sweaty. I'm 51 and if I was a betting person I'd put money on it being more, based on today's sweat-fest.

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Thursday, 17 July 2025 17:59 (one month ago)

Seven 50yo women would hot-flash you all into next year.

einstürzende louboutin (suzy), Thursday, 17 July 2025 18:13 (one month ago)

crazed weatherman noting on tiktok that dewpoint height is the real mindkiller!

Minty Gum (Latham Green), Thursday, 17 July 2025 18:33 (one month ago)

weirdly in ldn it's gonna be as muggy overnight as it was during the heatwave peak

nashwan, Thursday, 17 July 2025 19:52 (one month ago)

After several days of swampy weather in the 90s, now it's a cool 70 here.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 17 July 2025 20:19 (one month ago)

I know it's not the heat wave, just a hot day, but Paris really does not feel livable right now. Came into town an hour early for my train and ended up spending the hour slumped in a chair in the cafeteria of a mostly deserted covered market, discreetly splashing myself with water at intervals, because the train station felt like a greenhouse.

Lily Dale, Friday, 18 July 2025 15:28 (one month ago)

Thank you for reminding me to use my own spray bottle!

einstürzende louboutin (suzy), Friday, 18 July 2025 15:35 (one month ago)

It was super windy here last night but unfortunately the air was still so hot it was a bit like a convection oven. If I sat very still and drank cold drinks I could feel the benefit of the blowing air cooling me off but it was still rough. Living the AC today and leaving for cooler lake-adjacent climates tomorrow!

Ima Gardener (in orbit), Friday, 18 July 2025 15:42 (one month ago)

i only pay attention to dew points now not the temperature. wonderful dew points yesterday and today despite temps in the 80s. looking like dew points will stay below 70 this week even though it might hit 90 by the weekend?

when the dew point is above 70 it's fucked, basically

, Tuesday, 22 July 2025 14:46 (one month ago)

today it’s fucked basically

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 31 July 2025 13:21 (one month ago)

US East coast has been suffering above 90 temps high humidity for a week. Allegedly massive storms today will usher in a nicer week to come.

Black Sabaoth (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 31 July 2025 13:48 (one month ago)

the massive storms going to majorly flood NYC of course because we can't even handle normal storms any longer.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 31 July 2025 14:00 (one month ago)

I know, the now-weekly 100 year storm

Black Sabaoth (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 31 July 2025 14:07 (one month ago)

Brought my Tevas to work for wading through the ensuing floodwaters on my commute. o___O

Ima Gardener (in orbit), Thursday, 31 July 2025 14:35 (one month ago)

The country of Japan reached their all-time highest recorded temperature yesterday.

imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 31 July 2025 17:36 (one month ago)

At least it was in the right month?

nashwan, Thursday, 31 July 2025 18:33 (one month ago)

Brought my Tevas to work for wading through the ensuing floodwaters on my commute. o___O

Lol, we just rode the train up from DC today and our poor kid was sloshing around in her birkenstocks as we tried to get back to our hotel after a late lunch and shopping excursion, right before the real storms kicked off.

I feel like we brought the flood warnings with us from down south.

trm (tombotomod), Thursday, 31 July 2025 19:58 (one month ago)

well, the heat finally broke here, and it's not raining either. we've had one or the other for a month.

now it's all wildfire smoke from canada! :/

slowly imploding (mh), Thursday, 31 July 2025 20:17 (one month ago)

The country of Japan reached their all-time highest recorded temperature yesterday.

― imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Thursday, July 31, 2025 10:36 AM (five days ago)

that record (106F) didn't last long, it was broke (107F) just 5 days later

imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 5 August 2025 16:42 (one month ago)

wow

five six seven, eight nine ten, begin (map), Tuesday, 5 August 2025 16:47 (one month ago)

oddly salt lake city has been relatively smoke-free this year, and we haven't had very many days over 100 compared to the last few years. it is quite dry but south of us is where it's really bad. our major fire has been the monroe canyon fire in the middle of utah. wild fire behavior on that one, it's been pretty much unstoppable for just about a month. something like 15% contained at this point.

five six seven, eight nine ten, begin (map), Tuesday, 5 August 2025 16:50 (one month ago)

i drove the highway that it just jumped about 3 weeks ago. at that time the fire was 30 miles to the southwest. people are talking about it getting up to fish lake - hope that doesn't happen (rip pando).

five six seven, eight nine ten, begin (map), Tuesday, 5 August 2025 16:51 (one month ago)


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