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http://www.cnn.com/2010/OPINION/03/23/brizendine.male.brain/index.html?hpt=C2

ALLAH! *rolls on floor* (HI DERE), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 18:07 (fifteen years ago)

Men look at attractive women the way we look at pretty butterflies.

really did not know that women want to zerbet butterflies

ALLAH! *rolls on floor* (HI DERE), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 18:08 (fifteen years ago)

agh missing some context there, the previous paragraph is this:

All that testosterone drives the "Man Trance"-- that glazed-eye look a man gets when he sees breasts. As a woman who was among the ranks of the early feminists, I wish I could say that men can stop themselves from entering this trance. But the truth is, they can't. Their visual brain circuits are always on the lookout for fertile mates. Whether or not they intend to pursue a visual enticement, they have to check out the goods.

ALLAH! *rolls on floor* (HI DERE), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 18:09 (fifteen years ago)

Thanks for giving better understanding on Male and Female brain. I am a teacher, i will pass this message to my student. This brain analysis helps me to understand some unsolvable family problem

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 18:09 (fifteen years ago)

the first thing I do when I see an article like this is look at the comments what the fuck has the internet done to me. I mean what the fuck has it done to me that I even look at shit like this but I guess the question in general is what the fuck has the internet done to me

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 18:10 (fifteen years ago)

Shit like this brings out the Ben Goldacre Bad Science commentary in my head faster than penicillin brings out a rash.

Delia & Daphne & Celeste (Masonic Boom), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 18:13 (fifteen years ago)

I hadn't even gotten to the comments, I was still back on "men look at women like women look at butterflies"

ALLAH! *rolls on floor* (HI DERE), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 18:13 (fifteen years ago)

i like that cnn.com knows this article is tl;dr so they just sum it up w/ a few bullet points

Lamp, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 18:15 (fifteen years ago)

*butterflies
*boobies rule
*LOL testosterone

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 18:15 (fifteen years ago)

i do not look at breasts like they are butterflies

big (surm), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 18:16 (fifteen years ago)

flap flap

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 18:16 (fifteen years ago)

*yes you do
*LOL

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 18:16 (fifteen years ago)

butterflies or gtfo

Lamp, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 18:16 (fifteen years ago)

saw a butterfly a few days ago and it made me really happy, haven't seen one in a while

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 18:17 (fifteen years ago)

butterfly is kinda an underrated album tbqh

Lamp, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 18:17 (fifteen years ago)

All these "male brain/female brain" type "studies" just make me want to scream CORRELATION DOES NOT IMPLY CAUSATION until I'm blue in the face.

Do people act this way because their brains are wired to? Or are their brains wired that way because they are repeatedly socially conditioned to act that way? (See the old London taxi driver brain study, etc.)

I hate the way that science gets misrepresented in these kinds of articles, but heck, I guess none of you are reading it for the science, you're just all "LOL boobies" etc. :-(

Delia & Daphne & Celeste (Masonic Boom), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 18:18 (fifteen years ago)

this butterfly thing puts a new spin on the song "Butterfly Kisses"

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 18:20 (fifteen years ago)

testosterone + electronics = MANTRONICS
http://www.discogs.com/image/A-150-3165-1235808131.jpeg
L-R: HI DERE, Mr. Que

black jeans stained by (snoball), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 18:20 (fifteen years ago)

I guess none of you are reading it for the science, you're just all "LOL boobies" etc. :-(

i not reading the article @ all just the helpful bullet points

Lamp, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 18:22 (fifteen years ago)

pretty sure I don't look at LOL boobies cause I was socially conditioned to

iatee, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 18:22 (fifteen years ago)

this butterfly thing puts a new spin on the song "Butterfly Kisses"

See also "butterfly cakes"

black jeans stained by (snoball), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 18:23 (fifteen years ago)

I hate the way that science gets misrepresented in these kinds of articles, but heck, I guess none of you are reading it for the science, you're just all "LOL boobies" etc. :-(

pretty sure people are saying "LOL boobies" precisely because the science is suspect and barely worth addressing but I might be misjudging the reaction

ALLAH! *rolls on floor* (HI DERE), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 18:25 (fifteen years ago)

didn't read this but I'm not sure why Debra Messing is writing "science" articles for CNN?

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 18:26 (fifteen years ago)

ha that was my exact thought

horseshoe, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 18:28 (fifteen years ago)

People don't go to CNN for hard science articles. That's what Fox News is for. (j/k j/k j/k)

black jeans stained by (snoball), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 18:31 (fifteen years ago)

pretty sure I don't look at LOL boobies cause I was socially conditioned to

Yeah, I remember going from 'girls are okay unless they have cooties' to 'how do I maximize my booby viewings?' some time around 13 and it was definitely NOT a conscious, semi-conscious or even entirely welcome thing.

Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 18:31 (fifteen years ago)

"men look at women like women look at butterflies" - chloroformed, pinned through the abdomen and displayed under glass?

FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT IN THE PARKING LOT! (milo z), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 18:32 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.zimbio.com/go/T_2HJTCwqc6/http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3350/3255007424_2053b587ba.jpg

here come the friday afternoon dick emoticons (latebloomer), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 18:33 (fifteen years ago)

chloroformed, pinned through the abdomen and displayed under glass?

thank you, Eli Roth

ALLAH! *rolls on floor* (HI DERE), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 18:33 (fifteen years ago)

'how do I maximize my booby viewings?'

the canonical answer is "look in the drawer underneath you dad's Hawaiian shirt"

black jeans stained by (snoball), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 18:34 (fifteen years ago)

Not so much the staring at boobies - I think both genders have the urge to look at attractive members of their preferred sex (though girls are constantly taught not to express this or do this overtly in a way that men are actively encouraged to act this way)

It was more the rest of the article and the usual bollocks about "MALE BRAINS are all about TOOLS and PROBLEM SOLVING while FEMALE BRAINS are all about DRESSES and EMOTIONS" - a few months ago, I read similar crap in some magazine in the launderette that basically said that I'm a freak with a male brain and the reason I like computers and maths and fixing stuff is because I was "overexposed to testosterone in the mother's womb" which was just like o_0 levels of WTF.

But you know, hey, this article is kinda sciency and has a great hook about BOOBIES to get people to read it and discuss it, so it must be true. Why am I even typing this? argh.

Delia & Daphne & Celeste (Masonic Boom), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 18:35 (fifteen years ago)

where's the part of the article about dresses?

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 18:38 (fifteen years ago)

Is there an evolutionary explanation for motorboating?

FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT IN THE PARKING LOT! (milo z), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 18:39 (fifteen years ago)

why is porn so ugly? the lightening is always harsh and overly bright. the sex act is so aggressive and rote. there is a lurking undertone of misogyny. is there no market for tender, romantic depictions of love making? answer me this Ms. Messing!

Super Cub, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 18:42 (fifteen years ago)

I often think people grossly overestimate the importance of the word "predisposition" in these conversations. Identifying a mean or a median implies statistical outliers to either side; all these studies really point out is a midpoint on a spectrum. Also I don't think you can discount the influence of environment and how that affects the way your body reacts/develops; a starting point is just that and there is nothing that says someone can't enjoy and excel at something based on where they started.

ALLAH! *rolls on floor* (HI DERE), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 18:44 (fifteen years ago)

Hetero men, on average, like checking out women because biology predisposes them to do so.

NEWS FLASH

mh, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 18:50 (fifteen years ago)

NEWS (BOOBY FLASH)

^^fixed

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 18:50 (fifteen years ago)

gracias

mh, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 18:53 (fifteen years ago)

i misread this as "The mule brain"

everybody on ilx u have dandruff (Pillbox), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 19:10 (fifteen years ago)

pretty much right

big (surm), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 19:11 (fifteen years ago)

http://i44.tinypic.com/2wqy4ol.gif

iiiijjjj, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 19:25 (fifteen years ago)

itt a strange man goes into a trance

harbl, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 20:26 (fifteen years ago)

a trance in his pants

black jeans stained by (snoball), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 21:09 (fifteen years ago)

Mind Hacks brings the neuropwnage:

The thing that immediately struck me was in the initial paragraphs:

"Our brains are mostly alike. We are the same species, after all. But the differences can sometimes make it seem like we are worlds apart.

The "defend your turf" area -- dorsal premammillary nucleus -- is larger in the male brain and contains special circuits to detect territorial challenges by other males. And his amygdala, the alarm system for threats, fear and danger is also larger in men. These brain differences make men more alert than women to potential turf threats."

Male and female humans are indeed the same species, but we are not a species which has a dorsal premammillary nucleus because it's only been identified in the rat.

Furthermore, there is no reliable evidence that amygdala size differs between the sexes in humans and a recent study that looked specifically at this issue found no difference.

The rest of the article is full of Brizendine's usual style which is to take a common stereotype of male or female behaviour and than to 'explain' it with a overly-simple, one dimensional and usually not directly tested brain explanation.

So so sick of these "men are like this / women are like that" articles. They come in all flavors -- neuroscience, ev psych, anthropology, linguistics -- but they all taste like terrible.

Cricket riding a tumbleweed (Plasmon), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 21:18 (fifteen years ago)

but when standup comics do it it's trenchant commentary?

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 21:23 (fifteen years ago)

(I don't know what the phrase 'trenchant commentary' means exactly but I get the feeling most standup comics don't make it there.)

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 21:25 (fifteen years ago)

The origin of trenchant is 'cutting'.

Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 21:40 (fifteen years ago)

"trenchanté, mademoiselle" ::stares at boobs::

Religious Embolism (WmC), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 22:32 (fifteen years ago)

Quel monde au balcon!

Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 22:35 (fifteen years ago)

plasmon otm

LiveJournal (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 22:44 (fifteen years ago)

Kate you seem unhappy

Whats with all the littering? (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 22:46 (fifteen years ago)

like I can't remember the last time I saw a post from you that didn't involve frustration with being a woman and/or hatred of post-Pure Phase Spiritualized

Whats with all the littering? (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 22:47 (fifteen years ago)

Gentlemen We Are Floating In Women

LiveJournal (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 22:49 (fifteen years ago)

dammit needed to be 'Ladies' but I TRIED dammit

LiveJournal (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 22:49 (fifteen years ago)

Men look at attractive women the way we look at pretty butterflies.

I think the canonical version of this is, "Men look at attractive women the way we look at shoes."

Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 22:54 (fifteen years ago)

for some reason the words 'grocery groin' are indelibly stamped on my mind at this juncture

LiveJournal (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 22:56 (fifteen years ago)

'I think the canonical version of this is, "Men look at attractive women the way we look at shoes."'

who said this? Joan Rivers or Dame Edna?

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 22:56 (fifteen years ago)

Tell me about the gams, Clarice.

Fox Force Five Punchline (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 22:56 (fifteen years ago)

the human face being stamped on forever xp

LiveJournal (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 22:57 (fifteen years ago)

post-pure phase spiritualized is pretty bad tho. it's not as bad as marginalizing women, but it's pretty close.

Just Another Lyre (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 23:00 (fifteen years ago)

Erasing Grace

LiveJournal (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 23:03 (fifteen years ago)

The "defend your turf" area -- dorsal premammillary nucleus -- is larger in the male brain and contains special circuits to detect territorial challenges by other males. And his amygdala, the alarm system for threats, fear and danger is also larger in men. These brain differences make men more alert than women to potential turf threats."

Wait, what? If anything, it is women who get territorial about their men and circle the wagons, not men! Men don't give a shit or notice, in my experience!

ABBAcab (Trayce), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 23:05 (fifteen years ago)

maybe they're talking about world of warcraft.

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 23:07 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.cs.nyu.edu/courses/fall06/V22.0004-001/S3_abutterfly.gif

it is just like an unknown puzzle till the end of the world (dyao), Thursday, 25 March 2010 00:26 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.markshuttsministries.com/images/butterfly-animated.gif

it is just like an unknown puzzle till the end of the world (dyao), Thursday, 25 March 2010 00:26 (fifteen years ago)

MUMMY

LiveJournal (acoleuthic), Thursday, 25 March 2010 00:26 (fifteen years ago)

http://i43.tinypic.com/nfoe53.jpg

harshbuzz to my chilt-on (zvookster), Thursday, 25 March 2010 00:35 (fifteen years ago)

^^^clever

LiveJournal (acoleuthic), Thursday, 25 March 2010 00:36 (fifteen years ago)

actually dyao's first is one of those as well

LiveJournal (acoleuthic), Thursday, 25 March 2010 00:37 (fifteen years ago)

brb masturbating w/ no hands

Usain Bolt Cola (Cattle Grind), Thursday, 25 March 2010 00:42 (fifteen years ago)

things I didn't know about zvookster: passing interest in amateur lepidoptery

LiveJournal (acoleuthic), Thursday, 25 March 2010 00:44 (fifteen years ago)

just like the old man in that book by nabokov

it is just like an unknown puzzle till the end of the world (dyao), Thursday, 25 March 2010 00:45 (fifteen years ago)

I mean just like nabokov in that book by the old man

it is just like an unknown puzzle till the end of the world (dyao), Thursday, 25 March 2010 00:45 (fifteen years ago)

http://content.internetvideoarchive.com/content/photos/648/027241_4.jpg

suzy, Thursday, 25 March 2010 00:47 (fifteen years ago)

like I can't remember the last time I saw a post from you that didn't involve frustration with being a woman and/or hatred of post-Pure Phase Spiritualized

I think that says more about the threads that you read than the posts I make.

I've been pretty full of love over on ILM since returning.

Delia & Daphne & Celeste (Masonic Boom), Thursday, 25 March 2010 15:21 (fifteen years ago)

Let Him Come Down

LiveJournal (acoleuthic), Thursday, 25 March 2010 15:23 (fifteen years ago)

Also, frustration with the narrowness of gender roles and societal perceptions of them != "frustration with being a woman."

Delia & Daphne & Celeste (Masonic Boom), Thursday, 25 March 2010 15:28 (fifteen years ago)

whey all the ladies magazines on butterflies at?

DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 March 2010 15:30 (fifteen years ago)

Alec Way; Jason Yakich; weave; j✧✧@feastorfam✧✧✧.c✧✧; adam dobrer; David Isbister; Matt Ricketts; Robinson Wageman

entirely possible!

Whats with all the littering? (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 25 March 2010 15:58 (fifteen years ago)

I think that says more about the threads that you read than the posts I make.

uhm waht this is what I meant was entirely possible!

Whats with all the littering? (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 25 March 2010 15:59 (fifteen years ago)

four years pass...

http://neurobonkers.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/mans-brain.gif

The inscrutable savantism of (Sanpaku), Thursday, 29 January 2015 00:33 (ten years ago)

^ swelling, itching (male) brain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJPVd8cTLBc

A Severus of Snapes (contenderizer), Thursday, 29 January 2015 01:55 (ten years ago)

two years pass...

AMERIKAN MAEL _ SMELL HIS PEROMONE _ HE WANTS TO MATE _ DOMINANT BOYMAN

Violet Jax (Violet Jynx), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 14:37 (eight years ago)


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