i want dick explosion!!!
― Senor Swackhamer, Friday, 26 March 2010 17:38 (fifteen years ago)
great thread
― ksh, Friday, 26 March 2010 17:40 (fifteen years ago)
...Calum?
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 26 March 2010 17:40 (fifteen years ago)
...LJ?
― black jeans stained by (snoball), Friday, 26 March 2010 17:46 (fifteen years ago)
... Sandra Bullock?
― The Oort Locker (Tom D.), Friday, 26 March 2010 17:54 (fifteen years ago)
,,,Kate?
― Allbran Burg (Noodle Vague), Friday, 26 March 2010 17:58 (fifteen years ago)
...Sarah Silverman?
― ksh, Friday, 26 March 2010 18:00 (fifteen years ago)
...Penry, the mild-mannered janitor?
― black jeans stained by (snoball), Friday, 26 March 2010 18:01 (fifteen years ago)
have you guys seen the full-length marmaduke movie trailer yet, because dogs dance at the end of it
― iiiijjjj, Friday, 26 March 2010 18:02 (fifteen years ago)
no
― black jeans stained by (snoball), Friday, 26 March 2010 18:04 (fifteen years ago)
link?
http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1810098548/trailer
enjoy!
― iiiijjjj, Friday, 26 March 2010 18:06 (fifteen years ago)
http://tour.cumshotsurprise.com/images/header_01.jpg
― Jihad Jane, Friday, 26 March 2010 18:12 (fifteen years ago)
The Jon Spencer Dick Explosion
― kenan, Friday, 26 March 2010 18:20 (fifteen years ago)
marmaduke
― iiiijjjj, Friday, 26 March 2010 18:25 (fifteen years ago)
There IS something about Mary.
― Fox Force Five Punchline (sexyDancer), Friday, 26 March 2010 18:49 (fifteen years ago)
people having sex on tv and in films never sweat enough.
― ian, Friday, 26 March 2010 18:55 (fifteen years ago)
Or else way too much, like they're having really sultry heart attacks.
― kenan, Friday, 26 March 2010 19:30 (fifteen years ago)
MOR, people...
― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Friday, 26 March 2010 19:35 (fifteen years ago)
noting polite about the foley artist's job in The Coal Miner's Daughter
― Fox Force Five Punchline (sexyDancer), Friday, 26 March 2010 19:36 (fifteen years ago)
nothing
wtf i see titties all the time on tv
― Usain Bolt Cola (Cattle Grind), Friday, 26 March 2010 22:33 (fifteen years ago)
But do you see dick explosion?
― Animal Bitrate (Raw Patrick), Friday, 26 March 2010 23:24 (fifteen years ago)
That's the sweat
*BRAMB BRAMB*
Of the dick explosion
That's the SWEEEEEEEAAAT!
― kenan, Friday, 26 March 2010 23:25 (fifteen years ago)
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f185/PappaWheelie/fire.gif
― you can beat my box any time (PappaWheelie V), Friday, 26 March 2010 23:28 (fifteen years ago)
huge lols
― kenan, Friday, 26 March 2010 23:32 (fifteen years ago)
William H.Macy belongs on the men who look like old lesbians thread
― not_goodwin, Friday, 26 March 2010 23:50 (fifteen years ago)
whoa he roasted his ballhair
― Usain Bolt Cola (Cattle Grind), Saturday, 27 March 2010 03:17 (fifteen years ago)
what an idiot.
― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 27 March 2010 03:20 (fifteen years ago)
I can't see the dude's face but it seems like it could be a character Rob Cordroy would play...
― Usain Bolt Cola (Cattle Grind), Saturday, 27 March 2010 03:21 (fifteen years ago)
― Jihad Jane, Friday, 26 March 2010 18:12 (Yesterday) Bookmark
I thought that wasn't allowed in ILX? Suggest ban.
― dan138zig (Durrr Durrr Durrrrrr), Saturday, 27 March 2010 11:03 (fifteen years ago)
Notice it was posted not as an image, and NOT EVEN AS A LINK. Sug ban is a dick move.
― kenan, Saturday, 27 March 2010 11:15 (fifteen years ago)
"There. I said it. Period."
― LiveJournal (acoleuthic), Saturday, 27 March 2010 11:18 (fifteen years ago)
admin log begs to differ (xp)
― the big pink suede panda bear hurts (ledge), Saturday, 27 March 2010 11:20 (fifteen years ago)
Leniency, tho. To see that awful image, I had to actually c+p the url into a new browser window. At which point I can blame no one but myself.
― kenan, Saturday, 27 March 2010 11:23 (fifteen years ago)
captain save-a-surprise
― Twink Will Ferrell (J0hn D.), Saturday, 27 March 2010 12:36 (fifteen years ago)
I'm all heart.
― kenan, Saturday, 27 March 2010 12:37 (fifteen years ago)
BTW, what was the guy upthread who lit his dick on fire trying to accomplish? Sparkler?
― kenan, Saturday, 27 March 2010 12:40 (fifteen years ago)
he wan'ted to give his girlfriend a vaginal bonfire
― I Farted In Your Mouth (Cattle Grind), Saturday, 27 March 2010 13:13 (fifteen years ago)
He was hoping to hear God talk to him through a burning bush.
― EZ Snappin, Saturday, 27 March 2010 13:21 (fifteen years ago)
Thy Word is a lamp unto my crotchAnd a light unto my nuts
― I Farted In Your Mouth (Cattle Grind), Saturday, 27 March 2010 13:24 (fifteen years ago)
http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2009/09/12/alg_castor_semenya_runs.jpg
― Jihad Jane, Saturday, 27 March 2010 19:38 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.ifc.com/news/2008/06/the-50-worst-sex-scenes.php
(This list sucks, by the way.)
― queen frostine (Eric H.), Saturday, 27 March 2010 20:10 (fifteen years ago)
Are you sure, Senor Swackhamer?
Dick Explosion Explained (Careful NSFW)
Dick ExplosionFor all girls looking for a way to get back at your boyfriend for sex pranks you have to pull the dick explosion. This may cause severe injury to you but can be most satisfying. Fainting may occur, side effects are ass trauma and swollen butt hole. First force him to fuck the anal. Then stock up on beans and get a killer fart loaded up and release. This will be extremely painful for your partner and his dick can technically. Bruising and pain can also occur, and he could have his dick implode which is rare but possible. Dangerous but pleasurable if you need to get back at the boyfriend. His dick will never see the vagina again.
― Phoenix in Flight (Cattle Grind), Friday, 9 April 2010 12:31 (fifteen years ago)
Failed urban legend. It seems designed to appeal only to nose-picking 12 year old boys, a population which cannot sustain focus long enough to propagate a successful urban legend.
― Aimless, Friday, 9 April 2010 18:05 (fifteen years ago)
was dick explosion received
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 6 December 2016 22:57 (eight years ago)
that's mr richard explosion to you sir
― Rush Limbaugh and Lou Reed doing sex with your parents (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 6 December 2016 23:01 (eight years ago)
mr explosion is my dad
― slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Tuesday, 6 December 2016 23:23 (eight years ago)
i picked an ironic night to watch blue velvet for the first time huh
― loudmouth darraghmac ween (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 December 2016 23:51 (eight years ago)
What, December 6th?
― Mark G, Tuesday, 6 December 2016 23:56 (eight years ago)
6/12/16
think about it
― loudmouth darraghmac ween (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 December 2016 23:57 (eight years ago)
oh christ what the hell
this thread has made it rather difficult for me to breathe
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 7 December 2016 03:47 (eight years ago)
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― mh 😏, Wednesday, 7 December 2016 05:55 (eight years ago)
dick explosion
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 15 December 2018 00:55 (six years ago)
Yeah it’s too muchhttps://vimeo.com/86014703
― circa1916, Saturday, 15 December 2018 01:01 (six years ago)
Oh NSF-Anything ^
― circa1916, Saturday, 15 December 2018 01:02 (six years ago)
holy shit what did I just watch
― akm, Saturday, 15 December 2018 03:11 (six years ago)
WHY IT IS SO POLIET
― Filibuster Poindexter (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 28 April 2021 20:41 (four years ago)
― I Farted In Your Mouth (Cattle Grind), Sunday, March 28, 2010
― bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Wednesday, 28 April 2021 21:38 (four years ago)
🙏
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 28 April 2021 21:41 (four years ago)