America: The Grim Truth

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Being passed around by lefty friends on FB.

50% nutty, 50% depressingly OTM

http://americathegrimtruth.wordpress.com/

a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Thursday, 8 April 2010 20:19 (fifteen years ago)

anonymous dude ranting can fuck right off imo

call all destroyer, Thursday, 8 April 2010 20:21 (fifteen years ago)

Just another WordPress.com weblog

harbl, Thursday, 8 April 2010 20:21 (fifteen years ago)

Posted in Truth

goon with the wind (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 8 April 2010 20:23 (fifteen years ago)

would throw a mug of hot coffee at the author

call all destroyer, Thursday, 8 April 2010 20:24 (fifteen years ago)

i only read the last couple paragraphs but why does this paranoid weirdo think it would be cool if everyone with the means to do so left the country? because that would totally suck for the rest of us in my opinion

harbl, Thursday, 8 April 2010 20:31 (fifteen years ago)

I am cut to the quick by this grim truth. You might even say the author's opinions challenge me.

velko, Thursday, 8 April 2010 20:38 (fifteen years ago)

Why does he go to so many hospitals?

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Thursday, 8 April 2010 20:41 (fifteen years ago)

i found another great piece of writing linked on dude's site
http://blog.grantczerepak.com/2009/02/22/the-world-doesnt-need-the-united-states/

velko, Thursday, 8 April 2010 20:41 (fifteen years ago)

http://i.nuseek.com/images/template/360x318/ist2_746781_female_student.jpg

^^^ hasn't heard grim truth yet

velko, Thursday, 8 April 2010 20:44 (fifteen years ago)

lol velko

Twink Will Ferrell (J0hn D.), Thursday, 8 April 2010 21:27 (fifteen years ago)

"the doctors just as good" in Europe as those pumping American kids full of ritalin/prozac/viagra, hooray!

Not the real Village People, Thursday, 8 April 2010 21:30 (fifteen years ago)

http://jquery-ui.googlecode.com/svn/tags/1.5b4/tests/images/very-cute-puppy.jpg

Couldn't comprehend the grim truth even if it wanted to.

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 8 April 2010 22:05 (fifteen years ago)

I smell meme blog

a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Thursday, 8 April 2010 22:23 (fifteen years ago)

solution: teach english abroad!!

iatee, Thursday, 8 April 2010 22:46 (fifteen years ago)

this reads like a dude who's teaching english in korea or something

iatee, Thursday, 8 April 2010 22:47 (fifteen years ago)

And really enjoying being away from his family for the first time.

Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 8 April 2010 22:51 (fifteen years ago)

I guarantee this guy smokes American Spirits.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Thursday, 8 April 2010 22:52 (fifteen years ago)

Well, this article taught me one thing: jackal is not, in fact, spelled with a Y.

brutal pain comb (╓abies), Thursday, 8 April 2010 23:15 (fifteen years ago)

In real terms, the average American is poorer than the poorest ghetto dweller in Manila

goddamn ghetto dweller in manilla, those guys get all the luck

m@tt (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, 8 April 2010 23:19 (fifteen years ago)

This guy has put a lot of my worst fears into words.

millions now zinging will never lol (WmC), Thursday, 8 April 2010 23:26 (fifteen years ago)

Judging from his comments, he has spent a lot of time in major cities in some of these countries, and none in ghettos or slums. (Or, in the case of Australia, the Outback.)

Obama, Wellstone and Darwinfish, Attorneys (Pancakes Hackman), Thursday, 8 April 2010 23:51 (fifteen years ago)

stopped reading when he started telling me about "my" lifestyle

modern eunuch-like crooning (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 8 April 2010 23:54 (fifteen years ago)

to play devil's advocate a second here, can anyone actually directly refute what this guy is saying? because if so, please do.

lllljjjj (acoleuthic), Friday, 9 April 2010 00:02 (fifteen years ago)

america's not really that bad

harbl, Friday, 9 April 2010 00:05 (fifteen years ago)

i love it here, i'm never leaving

harbl, Friday, 9 April 2010 00:05 (fifteen years ago)

n.b. I say this as someone who'd like to try living in America at some point

lllljjjj (acoleuthic), Friday, 9 April 2010 00:06 (fifteen years ago)

basically OTM about vacation/work, healthcare, crushing household debt, the usual leftist criticisms of the US
off-TM about the pending black helicopter surveillance state

This is kind of what I imagine would happen if an Alex Jones or Glenn Beck fan became a Marxist.

a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Friday, 9 April 2010 00:10 (fifteen years ago)

america's not really that bad

― harbl, Thursday, April 8, 2010 7:05 PM (7 minutes ago)

ringing endorsement

millions now zinging will never lol (WmC), Friday, 9 April 2010 00:14 (fifteen years ago)

this reads like a dude who's teaching english in korea or something

― iatee, Thursday, 8 April 2010 22:47 (Yesterday) Permalink

And really enjoying being away from his family for the first time.

― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 8 April 2010 22:51 (Yesterday)

^^^^

Cunga, Friday, 9 April 2010 00:23 (fifteen years ago)

kinda OTM abt healthcare prior to HCR passing, which is gonna change the landscape. didn't get to the parts about vacation/work or crushing household debt, neither of which are really an issue for me (I work for a great company!)

He's wrong because sanctimoniousness is never attractive.

modern eunuch-like crooning (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 9 April 2010 00:24 (fifteen years ago)

That makes him unpleasant, not wrong.

millions now zinging will never lol (WmC), Friday, 9 April 2010 00:25 (fifteen years ago)

"Dear Benighted Americans,

so glad to be alive and well in europe, where there is no god and where my numerous and unexplained hospital visits are free..."

Cunga, Friday, 9 April 2010 00:26 (fifteen years ago)

neither of which are really an issue for me

^^^^
future Republican voter

a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Friday, 9 April 2010 00:56 (fifteen years ago)

I'm not sure how HCR makes him OffTM about healthcare. Last I checked, I was still going to have to pay an insurance company and hope they do something for me. I don't think Obama snuck in a single-payer plan.

a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Friday, 9 April 2010 00:57 (fifteen years ago)

just joined a manila street gang fyi

velko, Friday, 9 April 2010 01:14 (fifteen years ago)

I think we can probably all agree that the, umm, "problematic" leap comes somewhere between

(a) "lots of other developed nations provide some better quality-of-life stuff in terms of healthcare, education, income equality, vacations, public amenities, social protections, etc., maternity leave, etc., this list can go on forever really"

and

(b) "THE US IS THEREFORE SPIRALING TOWARD CATACLYSMIC SOCIAL COLLAPSE, AUTHORITARIAN/TOTALITARIAN GOVERNMENT, AND MASS INTERNAL VIOLENCE"

oɔsıqɐu (nabisco), Friday, 9 April 2010 01:14 (fifteen years ago)

one of my least favorite tropes is "you would be better off in [x horrible situation] because at least you wouldn't have this one problem that you have"

harbl, Friday, 9 April 2010 01:17 (fifteen years ago)

I would also definitely agree that this reads like the writing of someone whose knowledge of other places is not exactly comparative-government deep, and is possibly overinformed by, I dunno, personal-lifestyle experience, and talking to European travelers bumming around southeast Asia, as opposed to, say, lengthy study of social-mobility dynamics among Algerians in Paris suburbs or anything

oɔsıqɐu (nabisco), Friday, 9 April 2010 01:20 (fifteen years ago)

I mean, it's true, Europeans really do seem to have it great when you meet them on beach vacations, no argument there

oɔsıqɐu (nabisco), Friday, 9 April 2010 01:21 (fifteen years ago)

reads to me like someone who grew up without any real privilege in the us and is just being real

kamerad, Friday, 9 April 2010 01:25 (fifteen years ago)

His description of what my life is like doesn't sound very much like my life.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Friday, 9 April 2010 01:26 (fifteen years ago)

more like kam u mad

velko, Friday, 9 April 2010 01:27 (fifteen years ago)

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/10/21/633917065496422535-tldr-t2.jpg

hoos hoos hudio (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 9 April 2010 01:28 (fifteen years ago)

i dunno, the paragraph after the days of vacation list is pretty much otm for most people i know. but maybe we're losers comparatively speaking

kamerad, Friday, 9 April 2010 01:31 (fifteen years ago)

reads to me like someone who grew up without any real privilege in the us

Except for white privilege, which is what allows you to not notice other countries' minorities and poor, and how bad they have it; and to say stupid things like "In real terms, the average American is poorer than the poorest ghetto dweller in Manila."

Obama, Wellstone and Darwinfish, Attorneys (Pancakes Hackman), Friday, 9 April 2010 01:31 (fifteen years ago)

it's true but i don't get the feeling he knows from experience or anything

harbl, Friday, 9 April 2010 01:32 (fifteen years ago)

that too

harbl, Friday, 9 April 2010 01:32 (fifteen years ago)

it's not stupid to point out the average indebtedness of muricans, which is his point there, pancakes

kamerad, Friday, 9 April 2010 01:33 (fifteen years ago)

no i am way more in debt than the poorest ghetto dweller in manila but i'm not poorer because i had the opportunity to borrow money to get degrees, and i live in a real building and have enough food to eat, that's why it's retarded. "real terms" doesn't mean anything.

harbl, Friday, 9 April 2010 01:36 (fifteen years ago)

Maybe not, but "poor" is a matter of a lot more than just your personal balance sheet. It's also matter of "do I have a place to sleep tonight?" and "where is my next meal coming from?" We have a word in America for people who, "if they want to pack up and leave, they can" -- we call them "homeless." And nobody aspires to be them, nor do we think they're better off, "in real terms," than a middle class family carrying a mortgage and a debt load.

Obama, Wellstone and Darwinfish, Attorneys (Pancakes Hackman), Friday, 9 April 2010 01:38 (fifteen years ago)

haha xp

Obama, Wellstone and Darwinfish, Attorneys (Pancakes Hackman), Friday, 9 April 2010 01:38 (fifteen years ago)

average filipino in manila is not homeless bros

kamerad, Friday, 9 April 2010 01:39 (fifteen years ago)

it doesn't say average it says "poorest"

harbl, Friday, 9 April 2010 01:41 (fifteen years ago)

In real terms, the average American is poorer than the poorest ghetto dweller in Manila, because at least they have no debts. If they want to pack up and leave, they can; if you want to leave, you can’t, because you’ve got debts to pay.
but you're right, quality of life is subjective after all

kamerad, Friday, 9 April 2010 01:43 (fifteen years ago)

Dude read "Into the Wild" too many times.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Friday, 9 April 2010 01:45 (fifteen years ago)

it's an interesting polemic. strikes a nerve

kamerad, Friday, 9 April 2010 01:47 (fifteen years ago)

Starving Somali children have no debt. How lucky they are.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 9 April 2010 02:18 (fifteen years ago)

They can just pick up and go whenever they want.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Friday, 9 April 2010 02:25 (fifteen years ago)

it is weird how few americans you meet when travelling. Like compared to people from way smaller countries like sweden and australia.

sonderborg, Friday, 9 April 2010 02:33 (fifteen years ago)

That's because we can just visit other parts of our gigantic, awesome country.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 9 April 2010 02:36 (fifteen years ago)

it is weird how few americans you meet when travelling. Like compared to people from way smaller countries like sweden and australia.

this really depends where you're travelling.

iatee, Friday, 9 April 2010 02:41 (fifteen years ago)

The Manila analogy is stupid, but I think he's got a point if you think in terms of mobility for working-class young Americans.

a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Friday, 9 April 2010 03:01 (fifteen years ago)

ha lil dude just took his first college class

k3vin k., Friday, 9 April 2010 03:06 (fifteen years ago)

social mobility for working-class young Europeans isn't so great these days either. they might not have to worry about their basic needs in the same way that americans do, but youth unemployment #s in europe are pretty mind-boggling.

xp

iatee, Friday, 9 April 2010 03:09 (fifteen years ago)

I was thinking more along the lines of geographic mobility, though, which is what makes the basic needs an even bigger issue.

a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Friday, 9 April 2010 03:12 (fifteen years ago)

oh gotcha

iatee, Friday, 9 April 2010 03:13 (fifteen years ago)

it seems a little hypocritical for someone with such a dislike for the American economy and way-of-life to advocate teaching English abroad. for consistency's sake, shouldn't a person like that push for English to lose its status as the int'l language of business and politics, so that the US would wield less and less global influence over time? teaching English to Indian kids is likely to do the opposite. eh, maybe this mysterious blogger just wants to use the position as a front to spread their Michael Moore-ish gospel more easily.

broa super (unregistered), Friday, 9 April 2010 04:14 (fifteen years ago)

Healthcare was the one thing really deterring me from moving to the US, and I've found the same with my European friends that came here. We still came, though.

Not the real Village People, Friday, 9 April 2010 04:54 (fifteen years ago)

Dear American dude: leave all you want but please don't come to Melbourne, we are already crushed under an unsustainable weight of massive population influx and our shitty infrastructure (housing, trains) is crumbling under the strain.

Also, what taxi drivers did you speak to, ours are mostly foreign students who barely know how to drive and they're paid $8 an hour and get bashed and robbed frequently.

But hey, free healthcare right.

Gay nineties icecream party (Trayce), Friday, 9 April 2010 05:02 (fifteen years ago)

eight years pass...

ok brace yourselves now

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Sunday, 29 July 2018 01:16 (seven years ago)

phew this is the one thats gonna get jjj out of banning retirement

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Sunday, 29 July 2018 01:16 (seven years ago)

belushi

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Sunday, 29 July 2018 01:16 (seven years ago)

was

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Sunday, 29 July 2018 01:16 (seven years ago)

never

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Sunday, 29 July 2018 01:16 (seven years ago)

funny

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Sunday, 29 July 2018 01:17 (seven years ago)

never once, never for a second.

any cultural differences you have perceived, tipping, guns, what ye get up to on twitter, it all pales into insignificance alongsids this basic truth

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Sunday, 29 July 2018 01:18 (seven years ago)

chase and martin are the low fat version of this phenomenon btw

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Sunday, 29 July 2018 01:20 (seven years ago)


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