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Back in the early 90s frightening people had big quote-unquote internet weddings

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loopstrange: wanna be my internet husband?
n-----t: Internet husband, it's so 1993!
n-----t: We would have to have a big internet wedding thread on ILE.
loopstrange: okay!
loopstrange: nobody would like it
loopstrange: they'd say i forced you
n-----t: They would just be jealous of me.
loopstrange: who would be our best man, mark s?
loopstrange: okay do it!
n-----t: No, you start it!
n-----t: After I made my list of you Ellie etc. everyone thinks I'm some sort of mad ILEcher.
loopstrange: no, b/c they'll just say "oh theres rainy, all twee"
loopstrange: if you do it there will be respect, yo!

loopstrange: better have my last name when we get hitched
n-----t: N----- McMaster!
loopstrange: damn straight
n-----t: I do like that, actually.
loopstrange: it's like Mix master, yo

― mabrisco%%, Saturday, 6 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

loopstrange: we might get gifts
n-----t: Gifts would be great

― rainy, Saturday, 6 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

unless you decorate the tables with ass mucous, this bitch won't be giving no wedding no presents, hear?

― Queen G of the pinched nerve in her neck, Saturday, 6 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

You have to do this properly and ivite Jon Bon Jovi, Evan Dando and Slash!

― jel --, Saturday, 6 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't understand why anybody would want to marry the internet.

― DG, Saturday, 6 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

But she said she loved me.

― Graham, Saturday, 6 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Love knows no fear

― mike hanle y, Saturday, 6 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I used to love her, but I had to kill her.

― Queen G of the onwards and upwards, Saturday, 6 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

― Graham, Saturday, 6 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Breaking Graham's heart like that with your Lothario ways, N****h. I should hope you feel duly ashamed.

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 6 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

queen g is talking abt killing the internet graham (grammar can be yr friend)

― mark s, Saturday, 6 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

And you know, Evan Dando could sing "bit part in your life"...with JBJ doing the Juliana Hatfield bits and Slash on guitar.

― jel --, Saturday, 6 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I think Rainy would prefer the real Julianna Hatfield.

― mabrisco%%, Saturday, 6 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Julianna can do an acoustic version of "you give love a bad name"

― jel --, Saturday, 6 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'd prefer the real JH too.

― the pinefox, Saturday, 6 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Virtual congratulations! Do a virtual wedding registry so we can watch the newlyweds get in a tiff over the china pattern!

― felicity, Sunday, 7 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Gotta admire your bravery. But then, love has been known to cross boundaries, so why not miles;>?

― Nichole Graham, Sunday, 7 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

But can it cross thousand miles of fun?

― Chupa-Cabras, Sunday, 7 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, then. On to the consummation thread?

― nabisco%%, Monday, 8 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I've heard of an open bar, but an open wedding night?

― Dan Perry, Monday, 8 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Now them's tasty.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 8 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

No, no, it will be "Consummation Thread: Do Not Read if You are Not Me or Rainy"

― nabisco%%, Monday, 8 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I am me. Who the hell are you?

― Graham, Monday, 8 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Will TANKPUSS be the best man (or equivalent)?

― DG, Monday, 8 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't understand why you people insist on treating our love like some sort of joke.

― nabisco%%, Monday, 8 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

and why are there no gifts yet!!!!!!

― rainy, Monday, 8 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Because you haven't told us where you are registered!

Here, I got you some flatware anyway.

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― felicity, Monday, 8 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

can evidence x play?

― di, Monday, 8 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

hello lucy!!!

― Ron, Monday, 8 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Felicity: thank you!
Di: yes please!

― rainy, Monday, 8 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

hi ron!

― di, Monday, 8 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

what would you like us to play?

― di, Monday, 8 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

well the wedding song first off, then maybe a set of your choosing, but please would you include a cover of "take on me" by Aha?

― rainy, Monday, 8 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Rainy I want to be your Matron of Honour. You can be a bride from hell and make me get weighed every Wednesday evening to make sure I don't gain any poundage which would ruin your photos but then make me wear an ugly blue polka-dot ruffled dress with a high neckline anyway. I can beg you to let me try on your engagement ring and you can reluctantly remove it and give it to me for just a minute and then complain that I've stretched it.

If you like I will sing an a capella version of 'My Heart Will Go On' during the service. A musical interlude is always lovely.

― Nancy Drew, Monday, 8 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

di did you get my email, i got yr tape and i like it lots :-)

― Ron, Tuesday, 9 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Can I be the confetti throwing guy? Or I could play the accordian?

(Ron I posted you CDs, Di I got your song for the comp, thanks!)

― jel --, Tuesday, 9 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

nancy of course you are my matron of honour! but the dress shall be dark blue, nearly black, no polka dots whatsoever, and I shall insist on you wearing a diamond choker.

― rainy, Tuesday, 9 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

jel, could you manage accordian playing and confetti throwing? If so, that would be ideal.

― rainy, Tuesday, 9 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Can I be the guy who screams on the church balcony?

― Graham, Tuesday, 9 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

*dances a happy little jig* I love diamonds and nearly black dresses.

You are a kind bride Rainy, as good as you are beautiful, like a fairytale princess.

I promise to be the best Matron of Honour this side of the black stump. I'll have a secret stash of toffees in my purse which I will slip to you to get you through the nervous or just plain hungry moments. You strike me as having the potential to be a slightly peckish bride, in need of a bit of sustenance.

― Nancy Drew, Matron of Honour, Tuesday, 9 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

five years pass...

n-----t: After I made my list of you Ellie etc. everyone thinks I'm some sort of mad ILEcher.

― and what, Sunday, 16 March 2008 15:41 (seventeen years ago)

Can I be the guy who screams on the church balcony?

-- Graham, Tuesday, 9 July 2002 00:00 (5 years ago) Bookmark Link

― Noodle Vague, Sunday, 16 March 2008 15:50 (seventeen years ago)

The last time he asked.

― Nicole, Sunday, 16 March 2008 15:54 (seventeen years ago)


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