Awesomest Bro In Dreamcatcher

wasn't one kinda retarded?

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wasn't one kinda retarded?

nah, that was Dudditz (Donnie Wahlberg), not included because magical love aliens with down syndrome (whoops, SPOILER!!!!) are not bros. But Beaver was so OCD he let a shit-demon escape a toilet because had to grab a toothpick from a blood-and-guts-encrusted floor.

the bathroom thing with Beaver was soooo cooooool.

these guys being BFF bros was amazingly one of the less plausible things going on in this movie

http://videogum.com/img/thumbnails/photos/twmoat_dreamcatcher/finger.gif

from videogum's review.

has anyone met anyone IRL who goes by "Jonesy"? it seems like the kind of name/nickname that only exists in bad fiction.

http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowlLA/original/Jonesy_Wood.jpg

love the scene where dude uses gun as a "phone"

This is our twentieth year coming out here to "Hole In The Wall", and fuck me Freddy, here's to twenty more.

has anyone met anyone IRL who goes by "Jonesy"? it seems like the kind of name/nickname that only exists in bad fiction.

― Spiney G. Porcupinegarden (some dude), Wednesday, April 21, 2010 8:53 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

good pal in HS went by jonesy

Jonesy (Damian Lewis)
Henry (Thomas Jane)
Pete (Timothy Olyphant)
Beaver (Jason Lee)

pity the poor working c-lister

Jesus-Christ-bananas, some fuckarow this is turning into.

the cat from Alien was named Jonesy?

amazing that Thomas Jane wanted to star in another King adaptation after this

DO YOU LOVE JESUS, SOLDIER?

Am I allowed to vote in this if I read the book but haven't seen the movie?

dude, see the movie. it's like the book but even crazier because it's actually being interpreted by live human beings.

Yeah it's been in my queue for a while, I think it's next after Zardoz.

:):):):) you're in for a treat

voting for Tim Olyphant because his character was the coolest guy (told the closest to funny votes*, dived crotch first into a campfire) and not because he regularly plays awesome sheriffs. i just want to make that clear.

*Tom Jane's "east of the Mississippi?" outtake doesn't count

closest to funny jokes, sigh

I still love this section of the plot synopsis on wiki:

Henry and Owen arrive at the home of Duddits, who reveals that Mr. Gray is headed for Quabbin Reservoir to pollute the water with a Weasel. Arriving at the reservoir, Owen is ambushed by Curtis' helicopter. Owen shoots Curtis down, but dies from his wounds. Henry takes Owen's weapon and kills Mr. Gray's Weasel. Duddits confronts Mr. Gray, who finally comes out of Jonesy's body. Duddits turns into an alien creature himself and attacks, causing both aliens to explode in a cloud of red dust which briefly resembles a dreamcatcher. Jonesy, now back to normal, smashes a final larva that was about to contaminate the water. The world is saved.

great film

wow the film finale changes the ending... a lot... from the book!

love endings like this that close with a minimum of fuss. no parting narration or crane shot, epilogue or even swelling music, just a dude squashing a bug. You're welcome, audience!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6qbZpXDv2w

said ending. forgot t-jane does say "jonesy!" right before the BOOM credits and bro montage

i was so so happy the movie ended that way

huge props for starting this thread croops

book version ends with a long-ass chapter of the surviving bros sitting by the pool being all 'pass me some of that post-facto exposition over there, thanks."

huge props for starting this thread croops

thanks! scary how often i turn to this film when up at either end of the ass crack of dawn, unable to sleep and unable to ingest something i haven't seen before. not too loud that i can't websurf while watching, but guaranteed to reward when i look at the screen.

something about the holy "jonesy? JONESY!" thing was a huge running joke for me and one of my buddies... i think it was maybe in the trailer, that's how the joke got started, and when the movie actually ENDED like that, it blew our minds

yeah the part in the trailer where mr. gray says "JONESY!" always stuck out in my mind before ever seeing it

almost forgot about how dudditz calls mr. gray "mr. gay"

i'm continually grateful that i was bored enough to watch this on cable one afternoon before ever hearing about how nuts it was, such a bounty of surprises

iirc he calls him "mithtuh gay"

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