Because when you think of rubbery muscle-man toys, you think of Taylor Lautner.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 14:24 (fifteen years ago)
No Way.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 14:25 (fifteen years ago)
Seems a reasonably plastic choice.
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 15:07 (fifteen years ago)
The casting makes sense because if you accidentally break Taylor Lautner by stretching him too vigorously, his contents are also highly deadly to touch. (Did anyone else have that rumor at their elementary school?)
― kissogram powers (Abbott), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 18:05 (fifteen years ago)
If a movie is made, there are all kinds of possibilities for pron parodies.
― Check this, in fact. How exciting. He literally cuts the mustard. (snoball), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 18:12 (fifteen years ago)