that thing white ppl do when they fist bump and pretend their hands blow up

wait can i get a link or something

lolz "learn to shake hands like AN ADULT"

Yo the one dude who always wants to do this wit me is mexican (yes i am white)

love this

didnt know this was a thing people hated

best if you make an explosion sound with your mouth at the same time

didnt know this was a thing people hated did

is this the thing with the fist bump and then the jazz fingers? cuz i love love that

double love not intended but not inaccurate

either simple bump or bump, up, down

anything else is disgusting savagery

I never saw this until the Cubs players started doing it, and iirc, very few of the players that did this were white.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xsV7Npo4Zg4/SxnM62JZpXI/AAAAAAAAA7o/ORX7xwkbMH8/s400/8+star+Fistbump+with+Explosion.jpg

This is a thing?!?

yup

I can't imagine doing this without making sound effects with your mouth. *cckrrsssshhhhhwwwwrrrrssshhwwrrrr! BOOM!*

wait, despite that i am white i don't think i've seen this, do the fists kind of arc in like a missile and then explode, or is stage 1 of this the usual fistbump?

http://images.buddytv.com/articles/Image/the-office/kevin-office.jpg

one time i did this and my hand exploded then i had to improvise a handgrowing handshake quick, kids learn a lesson

now i know what annoying people in queensland will be doing three years from now.

poor ice cr?m, you are pretty brave, i've thought this before.

its important, to think abt

one friend of mine does bump, explode, then kind of a downward raining motion for some fallout

ice cr?m do you enjoy being a cheerful instructive hero, i think so.

i try to, for the kids

we used to do a version of this, where instead of bumping you swallow the other person's fist in your hand and make a slurping sound with your mouth.

i do this but i put my hand into someones whole reality

i dont do fist bumps, i do reality bumps

i used to fist bump reality, he was a friend of mine

i used to fist Bump Reality

my hand is in the hand of the man from galilee and he doesn't like funny stuff.

But he made that great joke to PETER aka PETROS "upon this ROCK I will build my church," I mean, step to that, comic-type people.

OTOH the rage-withered fig tree asked him to hit him 'down low,' and its sassy reply of 'too slow' invoked his ire, so...I mean, step to that, fig trees.

im pretty sure jason priestly invented this

where's the option for "why do you care"

SS were you a Brandon or a Dylan kinda girl?

it was all about rush sanders for me.

ok so i do this sometimes mea culpa

I hadn't really thought of this before, but I'm glad it has been pointed out to me as something to hate.

im pretty sure jason priestly invented this

― no more springs no more summers no more falls (sunny successor), Friday, April 23, 2010 5:52 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

SS were you a Brandon or a Dylan kinda girl?

― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Friday, 23 April 2010 04:55 (1 hour ago) Permalink

it was all about rush sanders for me.

― no more springs no more summers no more falls (sunny successor), Friday, 23 April 2010 05:02 (56 minutes ago)

my favorite triad of posts ever

Never done this but know exactly what it is. Love it and will prob surprise someone with it this weekend. It's v hank schrader!

how do you negate the potential disaster of your chosen bumpee refusing to blow their hand up?

you stab them

Should I also hate this? B/c me and a bud do this all the time:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4fnurPKO6c

lol that reminds me of the madison dance from band a part

We taught my son to high-five and dap around the same time. At first he was cool with it and doing things normal. Lately though, he'll go in like he's gonna dap, then at the very last second he'll change it to a high-five, catching my fist in his hand. He'll also go up for a high-five and then punch my open palm. He thinks he's clever, but what a fucking chucklehead.

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

yo kkg what means dap?

terrorist fist bump

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

Friend of mine's 12 year old kid did this to me yesterday. First time I ever saw anyone actually do this.

never do this but once there was a sweet zing & eyes locked and it just happened