OH SHIT BITCHES, I'M ENGAGED

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this is fucking awesome. hi guys!

Q: What's brown and Sticky? A: The insect that lives in your stomach (jjjusten), Saturday, 24 April 2010 05:00 (fifteen years ago)

High fucking fives, groovy guy!

kissogram powers (Abbott), Saturday, 24 April 2010 05:01 (fifteen years ago)

Fully fucking stoked for you & yr fiancé!

kissogram powers (Abbott), Saturday, 24 April 2010 05:02 (fifteen years ago)

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!

<3 <3 <3

being married fuckin rulz

just1n3, Saturday, 24 April 2010 05:04 (fifteen years ago)

OTM

congratulations (n/a), Saturday, 24 April 2010 05:05 (fifteen years ago)

I liked it so much that I did it twice!

This display name has been removed by the user. (KMS), Saturday, 24 April 2010 05:06 (fifteen years ago)

Congratulations! You and Henry will be an excellent couple!

Oh wait.

Seriously, many well wishes!

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 24 April 2010 05:07 (fifteen years ago)

pics or it didnt happen

kelpolaris, Saturday, 24 April 2010 05:12 (fifteen years ago)

aw yeahhhhh

mookieproof, Saturday, 24 April 2010 05:12 (fifteen years ago)

BUCK BUCK BUCK BRUCKA BRUCKA BIIIIG UPS TO TOP SHOTTA JJJUSTEN

it ain't trickin if yo gotti (The Reverend), Saturday, 24 April 2010 05:19 (fifteen years ago)

ok sons of bitches, here is a photo:

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4021/4547540762_e9f1d43299.jpg

Q: What's brown and Sticky? A: The insect that lives in your stomach (jjjusten), Saturday, 24 April 2010 05:20 (fifteen years ago)

love

kissogram powers (Abbott), Saturday, 24 April 2010 05:21 (fifteen years ago)

:-)

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 24 April 2010 05:22 (fifteen years ago)

awesome man

my two percent's worth (k3vin k.), Saturday, 24 April 2010 05:24 (fifteen years ago)

<3

mookieproof, Saturday, 24 April 2010 05:36 (fifteen years ago)

<3 !!!

just1n3, Saturday, 24 April 2010 05:37 (fifteen years ago)

Good job, John! (Congratulations!)

Sara R-C, Saturday, 24 April 2010 05:56 (fifteen years ago)

hey, congrats dude!

ksh, Saturday, 24 April 2010 05:57 (fifteen years ago)

braggin

Fade to Ugly Dave Gray (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 24 April 2010 05:59 (fifteen years ago)

nice job <statement>

T Bone Streep (Cave17Matt), Saturday, 24 April 2010 06:15 (fifteen years ago)

congratulation!!

I went to your blog and I didn't feel anything (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, 24 April 2010 06:59 (fifteen years ago)

congratulation!!

― I went to your blog and I didn't feel anything (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, April 24, 2010 2:59 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

in movie 2001 resurrect thread on planet jupiter (Pillbox), Saturday, 24 April 2010 07:03 (fifteen years ago)

so dope

yo gotti or notti (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 24 April 2010 07:05 (fifteen years ago)

Congratz!

StanM, Saturday, 24 April 2010 07:09 (fifteen years ago)

Loving this news! Congratulations John and K!

yes we kenya (suzy), Saturday, 24 April 2010 07:10 (fifteen years ago)

Well done jj!

Eyjafjallalalalalatrolololol (Trayce), Saturday, 24 April 2010 07:22 (fifteen years ago)

yay<3<3!!!

estela, Saturday, 24 April 2010 07:26 (fifteen years ago)

Mazel Tov. Wishing great happiness for you both.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 24 April 2010 07:31 (fifteen years ago)

Congratulations!

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Saturday, 24 April 2010 07:49 (fifteen years ago)

congrazzles!

The Holy Seefeel (latebloomer), Saturday, 24 April 2010 07:54 (fifteen years ago)

Couldn't happen to a nicer dude! Well done!

I see what this is (Local Garda), Saturday, 24 April 2010 08:05 (fifteen years ago)

<3 yay!

Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Saturday, 24 April 2010 10:12 (fifteen years ago)

nicely done, congratulations!

sonderangerbot, Saturday, 24 April 2010 10:13 (fifteen years ago)

this is the shit imo

it ain't trickin if yo gotti (The Reverend), Saturday, 24 April 2010 10:16 (fifteen years ago)

So cool, congrats to you both!

Nom Nom Nom Chomsky (WmC), Saturday, 24 April 2010 10:17 (fifteen years ago)

You're engaged, Nick's getting married to-day - spring has well and truly mf-ing sprung!
Congrats!

Ned Trifle II, Saturday, 24 April 2010 10:25 (fifteen years ago)

What Ned Raggett said.

Blecch Generation (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 24 April 2010 10:32 (fifteen years ago)

what role did the sewer play

also wd etc

sausage s4rgent (acoleuthic), Saturday, 24 April 2010 10:35 (fifteen years ago)

do not wd them, u should respect their engagement and monogamy and shit

it ain't trickin if yo gotti (The Reverend), Saturday, 24 April 2010 10:36 (fifteen years ago)

Congratulations!

kingkongvsgodzilla, Saturday, 24 April 2010 11:04 (fifteen years ago)

Congrats to you both! Well done, and nice picture.

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 24 April 2010 11:09 (fifteen years ago)

It couldn't happen to a nicer fellow (one of us! one of us!)

dead flower :( (Pashmina), Saturday, 24 April 2010 11:17 (fifteen years ago)

that picture smacks of too much cuteness. :-) congratulations! now let the marriage plans commence. lol

Nathalie (stevienixed), Saturday, 24 April 2010 11:34 (fifteen years ago)

Dammit why did I go to sleep

Congratulations! This seemed inevitable to me from the first time I saw you two together but it's somehow still more exciting to hear this news than I thought it would be. No jokes, I am really happy for both of you.

HI DERE, Saturday, 24 April 2010 11:36 (fifteen years ago)

Okay now there will be jokes.

LITERALLY FLATTEN HER WITH THE POWER OF YOUR MARRIAGE (HI DERE), Saturday, 24 April 2010 11:44 (fifteen years ago)

Any woman willing to take a chance on you must have the heart of a lioness. Congratulations to you both.

Aimless, Saturday, 24 April 2010 17:28 (fifteen years ago)

:) :)

goole, Saturday, 24 April 2010 17:33 (fifteen years ago)

: D

dyªº (dyao), Saturday, 24 April 2010 17:34 (fifteen years ago)

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

conjjjjjjjjjjjjrationulations jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj.

tart w/ a heart (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 24 April 2010 17:34 (fifteen years ago)

That photo's so damned cute. You guys look how I feel when I kiss my wife.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Saturday, 24 April 2010 17:40 (fifteen years ago)

so happy for dave cool !

Sounds Of The Baskervilles (dog latin), Monday, 6 February 2012 13:41 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/zi7hd.gif

The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Monday, 6 February 2012 13:41 (fourteen years ago)

:D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Monday, 6 February 2012 13:42 (fourteen years ago)

congrats!

EZ Snappin, Monday, 6 February 2012 13:47 (fourteen years ago)

wtg homie!!! \(^O^)/

markers, Monday, 6 February 2012 15:08 (fourteen years ago)

aw, congratulations!

horseshoe, Monday, 6 February 2012 15:08 (fourteen years ago)

was she cool with you giving her a trucker hat instead of a ring?

J0rdan S., Monday, 6 February 2012 15:23 (fourteen years ago)

proud of you, dude, always knew you had it in you

some dude, Monday, 6 February 2012 15:48 (fourteen years ago)

<3 http://i.imgur.com/zi7hd.gif

mookieproof, Monday, 6 February 2012 15:49 (fourteen years ago)

That's very cool Dave Cool! Congrats! http://i.imgur.com/zi7hd.gif

Flag post? I hardly knew her! (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 6 February 2012 15:55 (fourteen years ago)

Thx y'all. Your congrats have been v cool.

dave cool, Monday, 6 February 2012 18:25 (fourteen years ago)

excellent news! congratulations!

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Monday, 6 February 2012 18:29 (fourteen years ago)

way to go dave cool!

Z S, Monday, 6 February 2012 18:30 (fourteen years ago)

Fantastic news man, long life to you both! Let me know if people telling you "here's what to expect from marriage" chafes you the way it did/does me

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 6 February 2012 19:02 (fourteen years ago)

congrats! hopefully in 10 years, a cranky dude on a message board won't find your wedding mix cd and start a thread about how awful it is!

sarahell, Monday, 6 February 2012 21:01 (fourteen years ago)

tbh we should make the happy couple a cool wedding mix

mookieproof, Monday, 6 February 2012 21:02 (fourteen years ago)

congrats! a good thread to consult fwiw:

http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?t=15082&p=622821

omar little, Monday, 6 February 2012 22:47 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/zi7hd.gif\/http://i.imgur.com/zi7hd.gif

dave cool, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 14:12 (fourteen years ago)

Aw, yay! Best wishes to you both!

carl agatha, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 14:48 (fourteen years ago)

still waiting for the story/date, as i'm sure we'll all be invited http://i.imgur.com/zi7hd.gif

mookieproof, Thursday, 9 February 2012 04:38 (fourteen years ago)

belated congrats

little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 02:45 (fourteen years ago)

B-J

I have one thing to say: "Roxanne Shanté" (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 03:07 (fourteen years ago)

that is dave cold

high five delivery device (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 03:09 (fourteen years ago)

please please please let the ringbearer be a pupster pug

(congrats)

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 04:34 (fourteen years ago)

Congratulations and Best wishes!!!!

*tera, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 06:21 (fourteen years ago)

congratulations dude! being married is fucking awesome

Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 06:29 (fourteen years ago)

congrats man

ploppawheelie V (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 06:46 (fourteen years ago)

dave!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

plee help i am lookin for (crüt), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 10:27 (fourteen years ago)

because of this thread i have "bitches ain't shit but engaged and hitched" stuck in my head

some dude, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 13:21 (fourteen years ago)

:D

dave cool, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 13:42 (fourteen years ago)

seven years pass...

Seems impossible that no one else on ILE has ever gotten engaged since 2012, but here I am to break the streak!

temporarily embarrassed thousandaire (Eric H.), Tuesday, 17 December 2019 22:41 (six years ago)

MAN BITES DOG

cool

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 17 December 2019 22:50 (six years ago)

dude, congrats!

Legacy of Banality (Pillbox), Tuesday, 17 December 2019 22:54 (six years ago)

https://i.giphy.com/media/NbUjQL9VKOK1q/giphy.webp

Oh shit, congrats Eric!

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 17 December 2019 23:03 (six years ago)

Congrats Eric!

The World According To.... (Michael B), Wednesday, 18 December 2019 01:00 (six years ago)

Hurrah!

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 18 December 2019 01:31 (six years ago)

In celebration of your upcoming nuptials, here is a painting of the driving of the Golden Spike, as the two parts of the first intercontinental railroad were joined at last.
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f8/The_Last_Spike_1869.jpg

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 18 December 2019 01:50 (six years ago)

I like these posts., congratulations!

Dan S, Wednesday, 18 December 2019 02:02 (six years ago)

🥳

Jazz Telemachy (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 18 December 2019 02:04 (six years ago)

congrats!!

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 18 December 2019 02:46 (six years ago)

Congratulations!

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 18 December 2019 02:51 (six years ago)

mazel tov!

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 18 December 2019 03:56 (six years ago)

Yay

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 18 December 2019 04:20 (six years ago)

https://youtu.be/1Bix44C1EzY

But seriously: congratulations!

Children Devouring Their Cronuts (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 18 December 2019 04:28 (six years ago)

Thanks everybody. He popped the question before I had the chance to “ask” his parents for permission over Christmas. No matter, we were both on the same course.

temporarily embarrassed thousandaire (Eric H.), Wednesday, 18 December 2019 16:12 (six years ago)

Nice, congrats!

Miami weisse (WmC), Wednesday, 18 December 2019 18:08 (six years ago)

ayyyyy 'grats!!!

Simon H., Wednesday, 18 December 2019 18:10 (six years ago)

nice to read some good news, congrats!

Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 December 2019 18:39 (six years ago)

marriage is one of the most optimistic acts humans do

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 18 December 2019 19:26 (six years ago)


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