And to start things off...
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0924081gas1.html
granted the guy seems like an enormous tool, but still, what a charge to have added to the bevy of charges already levied against you!
also...
http://digg.com/odd_stuff/Oversalted_Burger_Leads_to_Arrest
― Bogart Puff 'n Stuff (Cattle Grind), Sunday, 25 April 2010 16:11 (sixteen years ago)
Cruz, who works as a boilermaker
Appropriate profession for a drunk who farts.
― Check this, in fact. How exciting. He literally cuts the mustard. (snoball), Sunday, 25 April 2010 16:38 (sixteen years ago)