https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9ohsvJHkbY
"and it makes sense." [awkward pause, look down at script] "does it to you?"
― by another name (amateurist), Thursday, 29 April 2010 01:11 (sixteen years ago)
what an idiot.
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 29 April 2010 01:15 (sixteen years ago)
that cunt is speaking a very odd form of english.
― Times New Excels At (jim in glasgow), Thursday, 29 April 2010 01:17 (sixteen years ago)
there's something hypnotic about the spectacle of his brazen xenophobia.
― by another name (amateurist), Thursday, 29 April 2010 01:17 (sixteen years ago)
still trying to parse how grammatical 'does it to you?' is
― I Think Ur a Viking (dyao), Thursday, 29 April 2010 01:18 (sixteen years ago)
it's breathtakingly shameless.
"why do our politicians let people disparage the united states? this is alabama. we love america. if you want to live here, love it. we will execute anyone who disparages the united states . . . if i'm governor.
maybe it's the businessman in me. but we'll save money. and it makes sense.
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does it to you?"
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 29 April 2010 01:21 (sixteen years ago)
"English, motherfucker, do you speak it?
― Kerm, Thursday, 29 April 2010 01:23 (sixteen years ago)
I like how he keeps popping out of the background over and over, like he is trapped in a small dimension of space, as defined by mimes.
― Aimless, Thursday, 29 April 2010 01:26 (sixteen years ago)
"do you speak english, punk?"
...
"well, do you?"
― by another name (amateurist), Thursday, 29 April 2010 01:26 (sixteen years ago)
I love the sort of weird shamed schoolboy way in which he looks down at his shoes. I imagine that the words "does it to you?" are written down there on Post It notes for him to remember.
― twice boiled cabbage is death, Thursday, 29 April 2010 01:27 (sixteen years ago)
tim james IS radio raheem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsFjlLXP9GU
― by another name (amateurist), Thursday, 29 April 2010 01:28 (sixteen years ago)
I usually drive in Mandarin. What does Tim James have to say about that??
― stars on ?boardid=45 (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 29 April 2010 01:31 (sixteen years ago)
Wait, how does this save money?
― Sundar, Thursday, 29 April 2010 02:10 (sixteen years ago)
ALABAMA WILL NO LONGER HAVE TO EMPLOY INTERPRETERS FOR TWELVE DIFFERENT LANGUAGES.
this will yield a significant cost savings. it may all be eaten by having to reprint all tests in english-only, tho.
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 29 April 2010 02:17 (sixteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmKNNHctti0&feature=player_embedded
this one is kinda tricky. you wonder if it's coming...... but then.
― dylannn, Thursday, 29 April 2010 04:56 (sixteen years ago)
christ how hard is it to remember several lines in a row? especially when presumably he gets to do like 800 takes.
― by another name (amateurist), Thursday, 29 April 2010 04:58 (sixteen years ago)
someone needs to re-edit these with inserts of shots of really weird shit on the floor that he's looking at when he glances downward.
"i'm tim james..."
[shot of plate of steak crawling with maggots]
"...two words have kept alabama's environment from being truly pro-business."
― by another name (amateurist), Thursday, 29 April 2010 04:59 (sixteen years ago)
"it makes sense to me..."
[shot of dwarf from twin peaks offering him a palmful of creamed corn]
"...does it to you?"
― by another name (amateurist), Thursday, 29 April 2010 05:00 (sixteen years ago)