1. Google alert, Burt
― felicity, Thursday, 29 April 2010 05:53 (sixteen years ago)
2. follow em in the van, stan
― con-ni (rahni), Thursday, 29 April 2010 05:55 (sixteen years ago)
3. Become a fast texter, Dexter
― felicity, Thursday, 29 April 2010 05:56 (sixteen years ago)
4. telephoto lens, sven
― I Think Ur a Viking (dyao), Thursday, 29 April 2010 05:56 (sixteen years ago)
5. Get on the phone, Ramone
― felicity, Thursday, 29 April 2010 05:57 (sixteen years ago)
6. fake im as a boy, roy
― con-ni (rahni), Thursday, 29 April 2010 06:11 (sixteen years ago)
7. Wait in the bushes outside their work, jerk
― ksh, Thursday, 29 April 2010 06:13 (sixteen years ago)
8. Whois their IP, Lee
― felicity, Thursday, 29 April 2010 06:19 (sixteen years ago)
9. keystroke recordin', gordon
― max, Thursday, 29 April 2010 06:22 (sixteen years ago)
10. message board sock, rock
― ways t'burg (electricsound), Thursday, 29 April 2010 06:23 (sixteen years ago)
11. foursquare, jer
― Lamp, Thursday, 29 April 2010 06:24 (sixteen years ago)
12 show up outside their job, rob
― Lamp, Thursday, 29 April 2010 06:25 (sixteen years ago)
13. leave long threatening messages on their voicemail, abigail
― Lamp, Thursday, 29 April 2010 06:26 (sixteen years ago)
14. Add them on AIM, Duane
― felicity, Thursday, 29 April 2010 06:27 (sixteen years ago)
steal their mail, gail
― I Think Ur a Viking (dyao), Thursday, 29 April 2010 06:28 (sixteen years ago)
15.
16. @ them on Tweetie, sweetie
― felicity, Thursday, 29 April 2010 06:29 (sixteen years ago)
17. research former and current places of work, curt
― I Think Ur a Viking (dyao), Thursday, 29 April 2010 06:29 (sixteen years ago)
18. .xls, Jess
― felicity, Thursday, 29 April 2010 06:32 (sixteen years ago)
19. flirt with the homely girl in the registrar's office until she agrees to give u a copy of their timetable, mable
― Lamp, Thursday, 29 April 2010 06:32 (sixteen years ago)
20. facebook feed, steve
go through their trash, ash
― I Think Ur a Viking (dyao), Thursday, 29 April 2010 06:33 (sixteen years ago)
21.
Hack their mac, zach
― βΠψ (bnw), Thursday, 29 April 2010 06:36 (sixteen years ago)
22.
23. Slip them a roofie, Lucy
― felicity, Thursday, 29 April 2010 06:36 (sixteen years ago)
24 activate their gps, tess
― Lamp, Thursday, 29 April 2010 06:38 (sixteen years ago)
24. Add them as a friend, Jen
― sandwich-american (Clay), Thursday, 29 April 2010 06:39 (sixteen years ago)
25.
26. RSS feed, Reed
― felicity, Thursday, 29 April 2010 06:39 (sixteen years ago)
27. bookmark their livejournal, myrtle
― sandwich-american (Clay), Thursday, 29 April 2010 06:40 (sixteen years ago)
28. four square, mon frere
― βΠψ (bnw), Thursday, 29 April 2010 06:41 (sixteen years ago)
29. Burn your name on their lawn, Shaun
― Sub/Doms Whipping Here (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 29 April 2010 06:42 (sixteen years ago)
Find them in your dreams, Ralph
― AlanSmithee, Thursday, 29 April 2010 06:42 (sixteen years ago)
31. secretly make duplicates of their keys, louise
― Lamp, Thursday, 29 April 2010 06:43 (sixteen years ago)
32. Make soup out of their bunny, Sonny
― Sub/Doms Whipping Here (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 29 April 2010 06:43 (sixteen years ago)
33. Build them a shrine, Einstein
― Mordy, Thursday, 29 April 2010 06:44 (sixteen years ago)
34. Make them a hair doll, Paul
― felicity, Thursday, 29 April 2010 06:44 (sixteen years ago)
34. steal their cell phone bill, phil
― Lamp, Thursday, 29 April 2010 06:45 (sixteen years ago)
35. Cut the brakes on their car, Ma
― Sub/Doms Whipping Here (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 29 April 2010 06:45 (sixteen years ago)
36. Follow their kids home from school, Raoul
― Sub/Doms Whipping Here (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 29 April 2010 06:46 (sixteen years ago)
37. Reverse phone lookup, Chuck
― felicity, Thursday, 29 April 2010 06:46 (sixteen years ago)
38. break into their house and watch them as they sleep, monique
― Lamp, Thursday, 29 April 2010 06:46 (sixteen years ago)
39. Register them as a domain, Shane
― felicity, Thursday, 29 April 2010 06:47 (sixteen years ago)
40. Beat the shit out of any new partner they might meet, Pete
― Sub/Doms Whipping Here (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 29 April 2010 06:48 (sixteen years ago)
41. Just sit there are stare, Cher
― sandwich-american (Clay), Thursday, 29 April 2010 06:49 (sixteen years ago)
42. Send flowers every day, Ray
― Sub/Doms Whipping Here (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 29 April 2010 06:50 (sixteen years ago)
43. Bake them a poisoned cake, Jake
― Mordy, Thursday, 29 April 2010 06:55 (sixteen years ago)
44. keep checkin their Facebook, Nanook
― sleepingbag, Thursday, 29 April 2010 07:14 (sixteen years ago)
45. chloroform rag, brad
― I Think Ur a Viking (dyao), Thursday, 29 April 2010 07:36 (sixteen years ago)
46. hidden camera in their bathrorom, sassoon
96. Bookmark ILTMI, Nathan
― picture me needing a bonghit I said never (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 29 April 2010 11:15 (sixteen years ago)
97. Hack personal files, Giles
― just darraghmac tbh (darraghmac), Thursday, 29 April 2010 11:20 (sixteen years ago)
98. Follow 'em on Twitter, Glitter
― the big pink suede panda bear hurts (ledge), Thursday, 29 April 2010 11:22 (sixteen years ago)
99. Break into their home and install a hi-tech surveillance system, Tristan
― just darraghmac tbh (darraghmac), Thursday, 29 April 2010 11:24 (sixteen years ago)
100. divert their sewage into a specimen jar, Pilar
― ampersand (remy bean), Thursday, 29 April 2010 12:12 (sixteen years ago)
101. Give 'em Munchhausen by proxy, Roxy
― ampersand (remy bean), Thursday, 29 April 2010 12:13 (sixteen years ago)
102. Slip 'er a roofie then pull 'er, Buckminster Fuller
― Daily Sport Stunna Yasmin Alibhai Brown (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 29 April 2010 12:39 (sixteen years ago)
suggest ban, dan
― brad whitford's guitar explorations (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Thursday, 29 April 2010 12:59 (sixteen years ago)
103. Rifle through their trash, Nobel laureate John Nash
― Daily Sport Stunna Yasmin Alibhai Brown (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 29 April 2010 13:01 (sixteen years ago)
xp how'd you know my name is dan, you been stealin my mail, gail ;_;
― I Think Ur a Viking (dyao), Thursday, 29 April 2010 13:07 (sixteen years ago)
Add comment to their blog, P-Dog
― bham, Thursday, 29 April 2010 15:00 (sixteen years ago)
break their locks using hands that are gloved, underrated aerosmith albums i have loved
― estela, Thursday, 29 April 2010 23:38 (sixteen years ago)
104.
i actually came here to post 'rifle through their trash can, garu g's gran' and then i saw noodle vague @ 103 and went !!! to myself.
― estela, Thursday, 29 April 2010 23:42 (sixteen years ago)
make their lives a living hell,e stela
― brad whitford's impotent rage (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Thursday, 29 April 2010 23:44 (sixteen years ago)
harass her new fella, estela
― just darraghmac tbh (darraghmac), Thursday, 29 April 2010 23:44 (sixteen years ago)
goddamnit
(if you are attempting one for me, the 'h' is silent btw, ehtnic names are hard)
― just darraghmac tbh (darraghmac), Thursday, 29 April 2010 23:48 (sixteen years ago)
what's that? you weren't?
oh.
― just darraghmac tbh (darraghmac), Thursday, 29 April 2010 23:49 (sixteen years ago)
just darraghmac tbh, wallace and gromit
― I Think Ur a Viking (dyao), Thursday, 29 April 2010 23:50 (sixteen years ago)
sneak around their house carrying items from a hardware store in a sack, darraghmac
― estela, Thursday, 29 April 2010 23:51 (sixteen years ago)
pass
― just darraghmac tbh (darraghmac), Thursday, 29 April 2010 23:52 (sixteen years ago)
cut out her silhouette in old pictures with a dagger, acoleuthic
― just darraghmac tbh (darraghmac), Thursday, 29 April 2010 23:53 (sixteen years ago)
make a ytmnd about them and proceed to googlebomb, dom
― brad whitford's impotent rage (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Thursday, 29 April 2010 23:54 (sixteen years ago)
'dagger' goes equally well w/ yr prenom xp
― sausage s4rgent (acoleuthic), Thursday, 29 April 2010 23:55 (sixteen years ago)
even though she's single & has no kids, buy her a personally engraved "world's greatest mom" plaque, darraghmac
― brad whitford's impotent rage (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Thursday, 29 April 2010 23:56 (sixteen years ago)
sneak in their house and install a toilet cam, Sam
― biologically wrong (Z S), Thursday, 29 April 2010 23:57 (sixteen years ago)
u think dagger rhymes with my first name? hmm.
― just darraghmac tbh (darraghmac), Thursday, 29 April 2010 23:58 (sixteen years ago)
Check the cam every night and record the changes in their pubes, "Boobs" McJenson
― biologically wrong (Z S), Thursday, 29 April 2010 23:58 (sixteen years ago)
it doesn't so much rhyme (altho the final sound does which is minimum req'ment for rhyme) as fit snugly alongside
― sausage s4rgent (acoleuthic), Thursday, 29 April 2010 23:58 (sixteen years ago)
lj you have spent too much time with modern poets & their nonsense theories of rhyme recently I think
― brad whitford's impotent rage (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Thursday, 29 April 2010 23:59 (sixteen years ago)
access their webpage and get a 404 server error, acoleuthic
― I Think Ur a Viking (dyao), Friday, 30 April 2010 00:02 (sixteen years ago)
fuck if this is going into viking territory i'm out
― sausage s4rgent (acoleuthic), Friday, 30 April 2010 00:02 (sixteen years ago)
flash her while she's biking, viking
― sausage s4rgent (acoleuthic), Friday, 30 April 2010 00:03 (sixteen years ago)
mail a dead maggot, ned raggett
― ampersand (remy bean), Friday, 30 April 2010 00:12 (sixteen years ago)
Hide under the stalkee's bed, Erik the Red
― biologically wrong (Z S), Friday, 30 April 2010 00:16 (sixteen years ago)
Get a pinpoint measurement of her bust from her tailor, Norse sailor
― biologically wrong (Z S), Friday, 30 April 2010 00:17 (sixteen years ago)
Lurk in her larder, Harold Hardrada
― sausage s4rgent (acoleuthic), Friday, 30 April 2010 00:18 (sixteen years ago)
Stick a creepy post-it note in her hamburger bun, Leif Eriksson
― biologically wrong (Z S), Friday, 30 April 2010 00:18 (sixteen years ago)
give her a personalized yellow card, sarge
― I Think Ur a Viking (dyao), Friday, 30 April 2010 00:33 (sixteen years ago)
talk to her about miracles, wicked clown
― brad whitford's impotent rage (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 30 April 2010 00:47 (sixteen years ago)
^^ actually a line from a long lost coleridge poem
― I Think Ur a Viking (dyao), Friday, 30 April 2010 00:48 (sixteen years ago)
Obtain her panties and sniff'em, Jim
― biologically wrong (Z S), Friday, 30 April 2010 00:50 (sixteen years ago)
send her a note written in pig's blood by fedex, z s
― estela, Friday, 30 April 2010 00:55 (sixteen years ago)
Send their new partner laxative laced candy, Andy
― Check this, in fact. How exciting. He literally cuts the mustard. (snoball), Friday, 30 April 2010 07:07 (sixteen years ago)
Get a list of their telephone calls, snoball
― Check this, in fact. How exciting. He literally cuts the mustard. (snoball), Friday, 30 April 2010 07:10 (sixteen years ago)
Put a bunch of melodic rock songs on her mp3 player, Geir
― Daily Sport Stunna Yasmin Alibhai Brown (Noodle Vague), Friday, 30 April 2010 07:12 (sixteen years ago)
Hang outside their house for days, Noodle Vague
― Check this, in fact. How exciting. He literally cuts the mustard. (snoball), Friday, 30 April 2010 07:16 (sixteen years ago)
Kick their new man in the nads, Brad
― Check this, in fact. How exciting. He literally cuts the mustard. (snoball), Friday, 30 April 2010 07:17 (sixteen years ago)
Shoot a tranquiliser dart in their ass, Tuomas
― Check this, in fact. How exciting. He literally cuts the mustard. (snoball), Friday, 30 April 2010 07:20 (sixteen years ago)
Totally ruin your ex's wedding day, LJ
― Check this, in fact. How exciting. He literally cuts the mustard. (snoball), Friday, 30 April 2010 07:21 (sixteen years ago)