Trig Brother Question 1: Who Would Look Better Without Hair - Mariah Carey or Michael Bolton?

Mariah because she went nuts and the blad crazy look is sexy fun !

Tell that to Lauryn Hill!

Mariah sure touches her baps a lot in that "Loverboy" vid. Then makes big-eyed "who me?" expressions & it's just annoying: time has come to DELIVER ON THAT TEASE, woman!! Options are, a) Madonna-style Sex book, b) Pam-style "stolen" sex tape, or c) shave all her fucking hair off. (Oh, "Loverboy" is also one worryingly light-saturated vid. Never seen one that tampered-with for purposes of flattery. Maybe "I Touch Myself" vid vs. pictures of Christina Amphlett: her real life complexion is cruel fusion of Richard Belzer and Willem Dafoe.) Good hot pants action in "Loverboy" tho; can't deny Mariah that. As for Bolton, it befuddles belief that people even mention him x years after career ended.

Michael Bolton's hair is timeless. Alas, he now DOESN'T have any of it (or most of it). So, after seeing him in such a state, I must choose the patron saint of Slutblog to TAKE IT ALL OFF.

Mariah Carey is bald in something called "all that glitters" according to this website: opq