Who do you think will be the next Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland?

Poll assumes that no Tories will try to oust DaveCam.

CAROLINE GREEN PARTY

I remember all my life
Rainin' down as cold as ice
Shadows of a man
A face through a window
Cryin' in the night
The night goes into

Mornin', just another day
Happy people pass my way
Lookin' in their eyes
I see a memory
I never realized
How happy you made me, oh Mandy

Well, you came and you gave without takin'
But I sent you away, oh Mandy
well, you kissed me and stopped me from shakin'
and I need you today. Oh, Mandy!

I'm standing on the edge of time
I've walked away when love was mine
Caught up in a world of uphill climbin'
The tears are in my mind
And nothin' is rhyming, oh Mandy

Well, you came and you gave without takin'
But I sent you away, oh Mandy
well, you kissed me and stopped me from shakin'
And I need you today, oh Mandy

Yesterday's a dream
I face the mornin'
Cryin' on a breeze
The pain is callin', oh Mandy

Well, you came and you gave without takin'
But I sent you away, oh Mandy
Well, you kissed me and stopped me from shakin'
And I need you today, oh Mandy

You came and you gave without takin'
But I sent you away, oh Mandy
You kissed me and stopped me from shakin'
And I need you!

Right now, I don't have a fucking clue. :-/

Jeremy Clarkson, probably.

xp Where did your long hair go
Where is the girl I used to know
How could you lose that happy glow
Oh, Caroline no

Who took that look away
I remember how you used to say
You`d never change, but that`s not true
Oh, Caroline you

Break my heart
I want to go and cry
It`s so sad to watch a sweet thing die
Oh, Caroline why

Could I ever find in you again
Things that made me love you so much then
Could we ever bring `em back once they have gone
Oh, Caroline no

Whoever wins, it's always Jeremy Clarkson.

Peppa Pig

Can it be any labour other than Brown? I can't remember how their leadership thingy works.

Best guess: Cameron at head of minority govt, may well be Miliband in six months' time.

Cameron minority govt I suppose. Hoping that mad Tory infighting shit kicks off asap; maybe also that Lab make themselves look plausible in short order. Possibility of sprawling lab/lib/grn/multi-celt coalition is appealing, but couldn't face that falling apart, & tory shit-shower getting a working majority.

nate dogg

It's going to be Cameron. And it'll be HILARIOUS!

I heard this was the social networking election so I asked Facebook and it told me Charlie Brooker should be prime minister

"Good luck UK" it added

I do like the stern briskness of this poll's finishing date/time btw

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technical point, brown can't be next as he hasn't stopped being PM
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Try phrasing an elegant question that takes that into account!

300+ seats says DC minority with Unionists propping him up. I think running with a minority (and keeping his own party in check) for 6-8 months will be enough to see Labs & Libs tear themselves apart then he'll call another election next spring and win an outright majority.

Then we can all forget about voting reform for another 5 years.

wouldn't bet on the Tories not tearing themselves apart, they are the experts

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technical point, brown can't be next as he hasn't stopped being PM
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Yeah, realised that after I posted it, but I think you know what I meant,

I think he'll only need to hold them together for a few weeks before this strategy starts working. Assuming Brown can't get enough backers to reach 326 he'll find himself in opposition and there'll be a fairly swift decapitation.

Simply refusing to do a deal with Clegg takes away any power Clegg thinks he has and turns Lib Dem attention onto the fact that they've *lost* ground in this landmark everything changes no more little guy election.

Yeah, they hate Cameron - already many articles blaming the result on listening to the Letwin nicey-nice wing. Quite which groups a Tebbit approach was going to pull in instead is never clear.

all hinges on how labour goes about getting a new leader

really wish the appalling ed balls had lost; he will lead them to total collapse should he get in

his hardman schtick on the announcement podium was nauseating

I like Ed Balls, because Tories hate him.

I like the Speaker OTHOC for the same reason.

Write-in vote for Nate Dogg

three party leaders to form human centipede coalition

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

Nate Dogg neck and neck with Gordon Brown

Cameroon for presidetn

steely dan

FAUST ARP hold Maldon and East Chelmsford

Broon oot, Cameroon in?

Camerin oon