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chat room ilxchatz

If a cat gets on the keyboard, PawSense makes a sound that annoys cats.
This teaches your cat that getting on the keyboard is bad even if humans aren't watching.

Once a cat has been recognized, PawSense blocks the cat's keyboard input. This keeps the cat from entering lots of commands to your programs or operating system.

'once a cat has been recognized'

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the title of this thread had me expecting something far more sensible than this guddle.

A&*?8weee

all time low for ilx.

i hope that was meant to be a compliment.

i like how jabba hands is a sap about cats.

I lol'd at this comment about the gigantic Dow Jones glitch last week (when everything suddenly collapsed for five minutes after someone allegedly dumped a billion shares instead of a million) : "CAT-LIKE TRADING DETECTED"

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Srsly my cat walks all over my kbd like she owns teh place.

My cat did this really cool thing the other day where he split all of my tabs into separate browser windows and put them all up on the screen at once. I wish I could do that.

Mine has managed to f-4 exit a bunch of my screens >:|

Also once, she was messin round me, and i picked her up to shoo her away, and she stuck her claws in my kbd and somehow managed to pull off a key and fling it across the room!

luckily it was only the crtl key so it wasnt a huge disaster, but still.

y/]ou p[;;;;;

cat has been recognized

^otm

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http://www.bitboost.com/pawsense/example-of-sounds-that-annoy-cats.html

Sounds that annoy cats

• Most cats dislike the harmonica
• Hissssss!

Q: How can a software utility know if a cat is on my computer?

A: If you carefully measure cat paws, you will find that practically all cat paws are significantly larger than a typical keyboard key. When a cat first places its paw down, the cat's weight plus the momentum of the cat's movement exerts pounds of force on the keyboard, primarily through the cat's paw pads. The cat's paw angles and toe positions also undergo complex changes while the paw lands on the keyboard. This forces keys and often key combinations down in a distinctive style of typing which includes unusual timing patterns. Cats' patterns of overall movement in walking or lying down also help make their typing more recognizable.
So PawSense detects cat typing by weighing a combination of factors to achieve maximal speed and reliability.

it would have been fun to develop that algorythm

<3 this thread imo

i will hopefully be in the company of its author in just a few short hours.

Hurray!

alright, Evan is going to type. Here we go.

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And now Elroy:

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I like ssssssssqa =)

it makes sense :)

i will hopefully be in the company of its author in just a few short hours.

I thoroughly endorse jabba bringing his tiny cat to the pub, we can all take turns feeding it by hand while it stands on the table

tcrrrrrr

omg kit if u do that I DEMAND PHOTOS (even if you have to pixellate estelas face hehe)

I'll take the photos.

You are a wiser woman than I am.

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"get that cat outta the way!!!" /homer

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one of my cats has taken to sleeping on my laptop keyboard, the little bastard. hasn't typed anything interesting but he keeps opening media centre??

confession: all of my posts for this month have been dictated by my cat

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a cat has been recognized

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impressive use of the shift key

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^^ cats exhibiting a more streamlined postin style

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in the gchat window

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cats seem to run out of new ideas rather quickly

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really impressed with this one^. In the browser search bar too.

the use of spaces, the variation in capitalization. It's a mature work imo.

What do they want from Asda though?

she's always trying to go to chrome://settings/

how come she knows the shortcut and i don't

sent from your cat's butt

Albert goes to chrome://settings/ a lot too. He also likes to open itunes and start it playing from the first band alphabetically.

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Dunno where she found that character.

mmmmmm,,,,,,,

chap do you realize she said mew mew mew mew mew mew mew

chrome://bookmarks/#q=AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

"quiet world!!"

View > Developer > JavaScript Console

 > Dock > Turn Hiding On

u have a weird keyboard

or a weird cat

she uses the keyboard to get to places i've never been before

^this is deep

my family cat (RIP) once typed something like "pooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOO". I saved her exact words in a txt file, but it's on my old computer.

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Makes more sense than anything else that's happened recently

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my kitten made such a power move recently of managing to delete an mp3 from my iTunes while I was listening to it

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last night i was texting and put my phone on my bed. cat typed Sq with her paw. it was telling me it would autocorrect to Aw so i just sent it. she meant to do that.

kindle was on and cat was sitting near it. when i went to grab it i found she had opened the thing where you can buy kindle books and it was on american gods by neil gaiman.

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SLEEP-LIKE TYPING DETECTED

Apparently my right middle finger is my heaviest finger. I can tell when I'm having episodes of microsleep at work, because I'll look up and see that I've typed a line of k's.

I can tell how long I was out by the length of the line. Here's 4 seconds:

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

She's not just walking across it now on her way to some other business, she likes the sound so she's deliberately tapping away on the desk at night. Anyway, my fault for letting her listen to a whole Autechre set before bed.

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is your cat a paralegal

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